Great news about STDs

[JREwing]

I went to my doctor to be tested for STDs. Luckily, I haven't had sex yet, but while I was there she she told me some alarming information.
1 in 4 sexually active adults has genital herpes...one in FOUR!
80% of exually active adults will get gonorrhea or chlaymidia
Over 80% of sexually active adults have the HPV
Syphillis is once again on the rise.

Jesus Christ...How does anyone even date?? I'm so glad I've never been on one. Everytime I see four girls together, I think to myself, "One of those bitches has herpes."

[(´･ω･`)]

I was gonna link to that vid of bloodydiaperman squeezing aids juice out of his dick but JEWbaumsworld has one of its dicks shoved up every single one of Putfile's orifices.

God fucking damn it, those vids were priceless.

[SHH]

You have to take all the black people and Asians into account here.

[Dr Z Tream]

It's called wearing a johhny bonehead. I've had sex with my share of women and I've never contracted an STD.

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Originally Posted by JREwing

Jesus Christ...How does anyone even date?? I'm so glad I've never been on one. Everytime I see four girls together, I think to myself, "One of those bitches has herpes."

Probably all 4 since they were tribbing.


Just date virgins. Not the anal or lezzie virgins, but the never been with someone virgin... or use condoms.

[The Risen Ghost of Hitler]

I had fire piss once. If you just ignore it for a week it goes away by it's self.

[slowdown]

Originally Posted by (´･ω･`)

I was gonna link to that vid of bloodydiaperman squeezing aids juice out of his dick but JEWbaumsworld has one of its dicks shoved up every single one of Putfile's orifices.

God fucking damn it, those vids were priceless.

I guess it was a good thing that I never really followed his threads.

[Jesus of Nazareth]

Dont fuck any niggers and youll be fine

[Dr Z Tream]

Originally Posted by It'sWhat'sForDinner

Dont fuck any niggers and youll be fine

Yeah, white people don't get STDs.

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Originally Posted by Dr Z Tream

Yeah, white people don't get STDs.

Well through what he said only the black people will actually transfer the disease so he is safe with crusty crack whores as long as they're white or any other color besides black.

[cosmo]

White girls like to sleep with black men so I think we're screwed.