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Old 01-19-2009, 12:17 AM
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figure out what the fuck didnt get transferred and post post repost my fucking post in thi
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Old 01-19-2009, 12:30 AM
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YAY! Xiao made it across the border!
It was a tough road, but I made it through in the end. Did you know that totse was going to be shut down?
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Old 01-19-2009, 12:44 AM
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The border patrol tried to stop me.
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Old 01-19-2009, 02:11 AM
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I made a thread like this in &T once, but this is not totse. And my problem continues.

He won't leave my ass alone! He won't listen to me whatsoever. He goes fuckin insane. I'm all for anal, I love being on top, it feels good and the taboo is amazing but he has NO control.

Two days ago I let him fuck me in the ass but I told him go slow, only stick the first 2 inches in, and let me control it. With in 5 mins he flipped me over and fuckin ripped me a new one. I fuckin cried.

Yesterday I told him we couldn't. And since I was on my rag he didn't want to have sex with me. So yet again he flipped me over and started jacking off TO MY ASS. He even tried to stick it in but I yelled at him. So there I lay, as he grabs my ass, moans and shoots cum on it. What. The. Fuck.

What do I say to him?
haha submit this into a poetry competition
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Old 01-19-2009, 04:22 AM
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Ripstick, where exactly did you find this piece of work again?

Also, you couldn't just suck him off while you were on the rag?
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Old 01-25-2009, 09:18 PM
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Shit on him while he's asleep, and tell him it's his fault.

...In fact, don't just shit on him. Shit on all of his clothes, whatever jewelery he might have, on the floor, everywhere. He'll get the hint.

Also, tell him that if he loves assfucking so much, it means that subconsciously he's gay. That'll fuck up his masculinity.
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Old 01-25-2009, 11:09 PM
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haha submit this into a poetry competition
haha it does make for quite a good poem
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Old 01-25-2009, 11:11 PM
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murder/suicide... duh!
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Old 01-26-2009, 04:18 PM
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I got some advice for ya,

don't reproduce.

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Old 01-26-2009, 04:24 PM
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I got some advice for ya,

don't reproduce.

ty
stfu freshie
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Old 01-26-2009, 04:32 PM
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I made a thread like this in &T once, but this is not totse. And my problem continues.

He won't leave my ass alone! He won't listen to me whatsoever. He goes fuckin insane. I'm all for anal, I love being on top, it feels good and the taboo is amazing but he has NO control.

Two days ago I let him fuck me in the ass but I told him go slow, only stick the first 2 inches in, and let me control it. With in 5 mins he flipped me over and fuckin ripped me a new one. I fuckin cried.

Yesterday I told him we couldn't. And since I was on my rag he didn't want to have sex with me. So yet again he flipped me over and started jacking off TO MY ASS. He even tried to stick it in but I yelled at him. So there I lay, as he grabs my ass, moans and shoots cum on it. What. The. Fuck.

What do I say to him?
just talk to him about it, tell him you don't enjoy it and the only way he is going to fuck you up the ass is if you can fuck him up the ass. (if he enjoys it up the ass you're fucked)
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Old 01-26-2009, 04:45 PM
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No matter how much you love him, he should respect you

I said this in the previous topic of yours too

So, whatever it takes girl, kick him in the balls if he tries without asking again, bitchslap him, don't give him sex for a week, ram a dildo up his ass when he sees it comin the least and say THAT"S HOW IT FEELS MOTHERFUCKER, or just dump him


I myself would go for the last... after i kicked him in the balls, but then again, not everybody agrees that respect is everything
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Old 01-26-2009, 04:53 PM
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No matter how much you love him, he should respect you

I said this in the previous topic of yours too

So, whatever it takes girl, kick him in the balls if he tries without asking again, bitchslap him, don't give him sex for a week, ram a dildo up his ass when he sees it comin the least and say THAT"S HOW IT FEELS MOTHERFUCKER, or just dump him


I myself would go for the last... after i kicked him in the balls, but then again, not everybody agrees that respect is everything
I thought all women wanted to be submissive in the bedroom?
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Old 01-26-2009, 04:55 PM
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I made a thread like this in &T once, but this is not totse. And my problem continues.

He won't leave my ass alone! He won't listen to me whatsoever. He goes fuckin insane. I'm all for anal, I love being on top, it feels good and the taboo is amazing but he has NO control.

Two days ago I let him fuck me in the ass but I told him go slow, only stick the first 2 inches in, and let me control it. With in 5 mins he flipped me over and fuckin ripped me a new one. I fuckin cried.

Yesterday I told him we couldn't. And since I was on my rag he didn't want to have sex with me. So yet again he flipped me over and started jacking off TO MY ASS. He even tried to stick it in but I yelled at him. So there I lay, as he grabs my ass, moans and shoots cum on it. What. The. Fuck.

What do I say to him?

Your post has amused me, you will receive +rep in due time.
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Old 01-26-2009, 05:00 PM
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Walk it off.
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Old 01-26-2009, 08:50 PM
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Lol. People are still commenting?

I talked to him about this and made sure he understood what I was willing to do and what I wasn't. He's been sticking to vaginal sex lately and it's been good.... mmm.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:26 PM
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He's punched me in the head before for trying so I ca't turn it around on him.

And spanking is a more common than a hug round here. Lol.
dump him come on. Even I'd treat you nicer than that, and I don't even know you...

Alternatively, try waiting till he's fast asleep and combining him with 4 lengths of rope, a strap-on and your imagination. :bluewink: It sounds as though this may be therapeutic for both of you.

edit: i didnt read the thread
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:58 PM
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i have heard to many horror stories involving anal. one involved a pink sock. the other a pepper seed in the urethra. and the final one was diarrhea on the bed resulting in a dog getting put to sleep.
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:49 PM
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Just remind him that shit comes out of that hole and how actually nasty it is, you would not stick your dick in a just used toilet FFS. Hopefully that should be a boner kill. if it is not then turn your back and run, next he will be wanting a one woman performance of 2 girls 1 cup from you.

p.s. take my mums advice, you should always leave a man if you do not like him/and or hits you, unless he keeps on putting property in your name.
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Old 01-26-2009, 11:51 PM
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This is hawt.
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