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10-30-2009, 06:08 AM
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Grand Duke
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Suicide by giant dildo
http://www.efukt.com/20590_Suicide_By_Dildo.html
How the fuck is this possible without dying?  It's the fucking real life Mr. Slave!
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10-30-2009, 06:16 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
ohh fuck, that is intense.
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10-30-2009, 07:22 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
Damn.
Like....damn.
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10-30-2009, 07:26 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
I almost barfed...anyone that says "Oh there's much worse on the internet" is so full of shit.....HIS FUCKING STOMACH BULGED WITH THE DILDOE!!!!!!!
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10-30-2009, 07:30 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
Goatse Jr?
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10-30-2009, 07:30 AM
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Grander Duke
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
I was waiting for his dildo to break the final seal i.e. penetrate his skin.
But still WTF all the way.
[I didn't get a boner watching it]
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10-30-2009, 07:34 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
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Originally Posted by Dfg
I was waiting for his dildo to break the final seal i.e. penetrate his skin.
But still WTF all the way.
[I didn't get a boner watching it]
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How could anyone get a boner to this?
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Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated; "Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but STUPID lasts forever."
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man religion, and he'll starve praying for a fish.
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10-30-2009, 07:37 AM
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Grander Duke
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
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Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink
How could anyone get a boner to this?
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Don't know. But someone could.
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10-30-2009, 07:40 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
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10-30-2009, 07:51 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
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Originally Posted by Dfg
Don't know. But someone could.
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yall talkin about me 
actually, i closed it down half way, cause it made me sick, my ass hurts just from watching the first half, fuck that.
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10-30-2009, 08:45 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
wow WTF!
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10-30-2009, 08:58 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
How the hell, doesn't your large intestine like turn and stuff??? Jesus, that looks painful as hell.
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10-30-2009, 11:51 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
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Originally Posted by Iolite
I almost barfed...anyone that says "Oh there's much worse on the internet" is so full of shit.....HIS FUCKING STOMACH BULGED WITH THE DILDOE!!!!!!!
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There's much worse on the internet.  Mr. Hands, for instance, who did, in fact, die.
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10-30-2009, 12:24 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
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How could anyone get a boner to this?
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I did 
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10-30-2009, 12:42 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
I can think of better, less-embarrassing ways of committing suicide.
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10-30-2009, 01:10 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
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Originally Posted by crimsonsmoke
I can think of better, less-embarrassing ways of committing suicide.
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dying by too much blood loss when the glass jar you stuck up your ass broke on you.
http://1guyand1cup.com/
(lol theres an interview on ed with this guy, names alex)
(edit, fuck... reading this page is killing me, its old but im posting it anyway http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/1guy1jar_Interview )
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10-30-2009, 01:21 PM
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Baron
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
The ass stretching part... doesn't bug me nearly as much as the fact that he's bending in incredibly unnatural ways so you can see the dildo pushing on his stomach. jeez man.
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10-30-2009, 01:28 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
as gay as gay gets.
what. the .fuck!
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10-30-2009, 02:27 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
How is that even possible?
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10-30-2009, 02:38 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
At first I was like damn, shes about to take one gigantic dildo. Then I noticed "she" had hairy legs and sure nuff cock n balls came out. I was just about to turn it off when I seen the stomach and was like OMFG!
And they say people like this are just misunderstood and not mental rejects. Sure.
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10-30-2009, 07:05 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
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Originally Posted by Vargus
There's much worse on the internet. Mr. Hands, for instance, who did, in fact, die. |
Mr. Hands Movie.
I shit you not.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/
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10-30-2009, 07:26 PM
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Baron
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
Fucking christ.
It reminds me of dragon ball z when someone gets punched in the back, but you see their fist almost bursting through their stomach.
Or one of the alien movies. And i 100% thought it was going to burst through.
Man people are fucked.
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10-30-2009, 07:37 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
I'm glad you guys appreciated it, that was the smallest of my 17 massive black dildos I was practicing with there, really it was just a warmup.
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10-30-2009, 08:00 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
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There's much worse on the internet. Mr. Hands, for instance, who did, in fact, die. |
I could never find that video. Others of him but never the death one.
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10-30-2009, 08:10 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
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Holy shit. I have never seen that before. Shocking. Fuck.
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10-30-2009, 08:32 PM
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Knight
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
Oh my god...I don't even...what the fuck whywhywhy!?!?
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10-30-2009, 08:35 PM
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Baron
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
i clicked this thinking it was a girl
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08-03-2012, 07:44 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
Wtd are you people talking a or; make this work on my iPhone
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08-03-2012, 08:01 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
This is some fucked up shit...
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08-03-2012, 11:37 AM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
"Mr. Slave?" Call me a Bigoted White Male Heterosexual Thug for being so culturally bankrupt as to not knowing where that dumbassed set of letters came from, but I don't think there's anyone calling their characters "Mr. Slave." That sounds like a rather stupid fucking name, if you ask me. Perhaps you were thinking of "The Gimp?"
Last edited by Struwwelpeter; 08-03-2012 at 11:39 AM.
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08-03-2012, 04:18 PM
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Grand Duke
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
Hard to know whether or not you're joking, but there's a character from South Park named Mr. Slave.
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Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated; "Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but STUPID lasts forever."
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man religion, and he'll starve praying for a fish.
Last edited by Mutant Funk Drink; 08-04-2012 at 05:37 PM.
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08-04-2012, 12:57 PM
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Slightly Grander Duke
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
That would explain it. I don't allow trash like that to be broadcast in my household
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08-04-2012, 01:02 PM
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Duke
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
Mr. Slave is an awesome name for a faggot slave.
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08-04-2012, 01:04 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
I was about to click and then I though: "no wait, it's probably a dude".
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08-04-2012, 01:06 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
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I was about to click and then I though: "no wait, it's probably a dude".
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Its usually a dude in the vid if its some sort of video like this, with the dildo pushing out on the skin, besides, you can usually tell by the shape of the hips and legs if its a man if cock n balls are hidden, only to make a surprise appearance later.
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08-04-2012, 01:14 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
Best necrobump ever.
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08-05-2012, 11:19 PM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
jesus god that's fucking sick.
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08-06-2012, 02:15 AM
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Re: Suicide by giant dildo
Great thread
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