Dumbass criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’
'Dumb' American criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’
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McNelly, 23, and Miller, 20 were arrested by armed police in Carroll, Iowa, last Friday after witnesses reported seeing two men trying to break into an apartment with fake beards and "masks" scrawled on their faces.
Police responding to a call about the attempted burglary later pulled over a car matching the alleged suspects' vehicle.
When they stopped their 1994 Buick Roadmaster, bewildered police discovered the drunk hapless pair – nicknamed “dumb and dumber” – complete with makeshift disguises.
Police issued-mugshots of the pair show the black ink scribbles on their faces, in what some commentators described as “the worst disguise ever”.
"We're very skilled investigators and the black faces gave them right away,” local police chief Jeff Cayler told CNN.
A crowd of hundreds attended the wedding between Ahmed Muhamed Dore and Safia Abdulleh in Guriceel, in the Galguduud region of Somalia. Mr Dore said: "Today God helped me realise my dream."
Mr Dore and his teenage bride are from the same village, and he said that he had waited for her to grow up before proposing.
He said: "I didn't force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love, and then we agreed to marry."
The bride’s family said she was "happy with her new husband".
At 95 years older than her – if his claimed age is accurate – he is old enough to be her great-great-great-grandfather.
He already has 18 children by his other five wives.
According to Somali historians, the wedding is the first of its kind in Somalia for over a century.
I suppose I'd be extremely happy to be that guys wife too. Chick could have been 12 and betrothed to a 30 year old with killer syphilis or something but she got a nice old guy who wont barely touch her and waited until she was basically an adult s'like living with your grandpa in his last days.
Yeah I read about that old guy. What make me shudder was when he said he wanted to marry her a long time ago but waited for her to grow up *shudder*
lol! at least his almost dead, so she gets all his shit (not that someone from somali will have lots of stuff, im not sure what shell do with an ak47, a pirated copy of a steven sagall movie, and an apple core)
lol! at least his almost dead, so she gets all his shit (not that someone from somali will have lots of stuff, im not sure what shell do with an ak47, a pirated copy of a steven sagall movie, and an apple core)
Shoot the Steven Seagal movie until you run out of bullets, shove the AK up your arse and fuck the apple core
I like puzzles.
Dumbass criminals attempt robbery with ‘permanent marker pen disguises’
Re: Somali man, 112, marries 17-year-old girl
s'like living with your grandpa in his last days.
