Somebody might've died at the halloween party I had last night...

whocares123 · #1 10-31-2009, 10:37 PM

fuck fuck fuck fuck

my parents are out of town.

had this halloween party last night, just some people, maybe about 12-15 dressed up, drinking and playing beer pong in my garage. stereotypical stuff. well i go in the house and pass out in my bed, get up today and there's still some people sleeping in my living room. i'm like all right. go out to the garage and there's two sleeping on the couch out there. i clean up a bit, make some breakfast, slowly people start to wake up and leave.

i thought everyone was gone, as 3 pm rolls around, i take a nap. well i just woke up from that nap, it is now 6:35 pm and i went out to the garage to get a coke and see one of those niggas is still laying there on the couch. i tried waking him up but he is unresponsive. i don't know if i feel a pulse or not its hard to tell. i got him wrapped in some warm blankets and tried giving him some water but what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk.

what the fuck do i do?

Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger · #2 10-31-2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by whocares123

what the fuck do i do?

Molotov everything.

LSA King · #3 10-31-2009, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger

Molotov everything.

This.

5024L · #4 10-31-2009, 10:50 PM

Raep time

(no homo)

Animal Farm Pig · #5 10-31-2009, 10:51 PM

See if he responds to pain. Press really hard on his finger nails where they connect to the fingers and/or make a fist and rub your knuckles against his sternum really hard.

If you don't know who he is, go through his pockets to try to find a wallet with some ID in it. Take any cash that you might find.

Goto · #6 10-31-2009, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by whocares123

... i got him wrapped in some warm blankets and tried giving him some water but what the fuckkkkkkkkkkk.

what the fuck do i do?

Fuck water, try some purple stuff. that'll wake him up

Unwyred · #7 10-31-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Goto

Fuck water, try some purple stuff. that'll wake him up

The green stuff is actually better for this, it contains more anhydrous ammonia.

I'd say the best course of action to take if you can't detect a pulse is to put your hand over their heart. It's easy to miss the carotid artery in the neck if you don't know what you're doing; feeling a heartbeat is pretty easy.

Check to see if they respond to pain at all, like AFP said. Prick their finger with a sewing needle or pin. If all else fails just call a paramedic. It's not like you killed them. Their stupid ass probably just ODed on something.

Flex Rigid · #8 10-31-2009, 11:24 PM

Carry him over your shoulder to your neighbour's yard and dump him. Whistle and look around so as not to look suspicious.

not me · #9 10-31-2009, 11:26 PM

Bury him before your parents get home. Or you will be SO grounded, young man.

Machine Messiah · #10 10-31-2009, 11:33 PM

^^^ Do this.

Chavinist · #11 10-31-2009, 11:35 PM

whocares123

Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger · #12 10-31-2009, 11:36 PM

Light his ball sack on fire.

kfc v lot · #13 10-31-2009, 11:47 PM

Yeah feel for his heart beat then if you cant find one throw a glass bottle at him... And if all else fails ring the ambulance..

Mikehunt1 · #14 10-31-2009, 11:48 PM

a shot of adrenaline to the heart

Bale · #15 10-31-2009, 11:57 PM

draw Zoklet on his forehead and post pics.

or gtfo.

boostinkyboo · #16 11-01-2009, 12:19 AM

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a shot of adrenaline to the heart

Most logical answer I've seen.

Tommy Lund · #17 11-01-2009, 12:25 AM

Wave some watermelon under his nose. That should wake him right up.

Raptor Ribs · #18 11-01-2009, 12:37 AM

Obviously hes trolling, but if anyone actually ever does find themselves in this situation you should either call an ambulance, or if you know 100% hes fucking dead, consider dumping him on the neighbors lawn.

You shouldn't attempt to inject him with anything, bury the body, and you shouldn't post about it online.

Mikehunt1 · #19 11-01-2009, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Raptor Ribs

Obviously hes trolling, but if anyone actually ever does find themselves in this situation you should either call an ambulance, or if you know 100% hes fucking dead, consider dumping him on the neighbors lawn.

You shouldn't attempt to inject him with anything, bury the body, and you shouldn't post about it online.

If this is not a troll post..Then the more time he waits, the deeper the punishment could be..If he calls 911 right away then it's a simple o.d.. If the guy dies..Could be unintentional manslaughter...if he hides the body, conspiracy.

Raptor Ribs · #20 11-01-2009, 12:47 AM

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If this is not a troll post..Then the more time he waits, the deeper the punishment could be..If he calls 911 right away then it's a simple o.d.. If the guy dies..Could be unintentional manslaughter...if he hides the body, conspiracy.

Heres what I might do if he was dead. Dump him on the neighbors lawn. Then call the police and say you went outside and found him there. Say that you thought he left sometime last night.

LSA King · #21 11-01-2009, 12:56 AM

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Bury him before your parents get home. Or you will be SO grounded, young man.

Burn the body and destroy all evidence and traces the person ever existed.

Mikehunt1 · #22 11-01-2009, 01:13 AM

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Heres what I might do if he was dead. Dump him on the neighbors lawn. Then call the police and say you went outside and found him there. Say that you thought he left sometime last night.

Good idea..But the cops are still going to question everyone at the party they can find..They will find out he was at the party.. But i'm not sure what kind of charges can be brought, or how the op would be liable either way.

Raptor Ribs · #23 11-01-2009, 01:34 AM

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Good idea..But the cops are still going to question everyone at the party they can find..They will find out he was at the party.. But i'm not sure what kind of charges can be brought, or how the op would be liable either way.

Ya I know, I'm saying he should admit he was at the party, but that he left sometime in the night/morning.

Unwyred · #24 11-01-2009, 01:47 AM

OP is either in jail or burying a body in his backyard right now.

It'd be nice if we could get an update on this fucker.

Mikehunt1 · #25 11-01-2009, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Unwyred

OP is either in jail or burying a body in his backyard right now.

It'd be nice if we could get an update on this fucker.

we all fell for it

Raptor Ribs · #26 11-01-2009, 02:28 AM

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we all fell for it

I didn't.

harry_hardcore_hoedown · #27 11-01-2009, 02:32 AM

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whocares123

noone456

But OP, really, the best thing you can do is flee and get a new identity.

Raptor Ribs · #28 11-01-2009, 02:36 AM

OP if you need to flee for legal reasons you can stay at my place. It will be a good time. I swear when I'm fucking you in the ass I'll go slow and use lots of lube.

skyclaw441 · #29 11-01-2009, 03:01 AM

Um... call the ambulance? Are you fucking stupid?

Machine Messiah · #30 11-01-2009, 03:27 AM

This is an blatant troll thread. The OP was casually posting in another thread about swine flu 6 minutes after creating this thread (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/search.php?searchid=933513). So obvious troll is in fact quite obvious. It's not that I dislike trolls, I would just appreciate it if you at least invested some thought and effort into wasting our time. Mods please lock/infract.

PEEPLUSEM · #31 11-01-2009, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Honeybbq

This is an blatant troll thread. The OP was casually posting in another thread about swine flu 6 minutes after creating this thread (http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/search.php?searchid=933513). So obvious troll is in fact quite obvious. It's not that I dislike trolls, I would just appreciate it if you at least invested some thought and effort into wasting our time. Mods please lock/infract.

true faggot

Machine Messiah · #32 11-01-2009, 03:31 AM

^^^ Are you saying that what I said was true or that I am a true faggot for exposing a shitty troll?

whocares123 · #33 11-01-2009, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Honeybbq

^^^ Are you saying that what I said was true or that I am a true faggot for exposing a shitty troll?

jesus christ i made one post in a thread i saw in the hot topics. it took like 10 seconds of my precious time, then i got off the computer.

ok so i called my buddy who is a nursing student and he came out to look at the dude. he said he did have a pulse but was breathing lightly. he started an IV of water because he said he was probably dehydrated from all the alcohol. he diagnosed it as alcohol poisoning and we think the guy will live. he told me to keep him in bed for the rest of the weekend at least, and just keep changing his IV water. when he finally comes to, he told me to feed him something like tomato soup, and maybe some V8.

Machine Messiah · #34 11-01-2009, 03:43 AM

^^^ Fair enough. I still don't believe you at all but at least it seems slightly feasible now. Carry on then

Mikehunt1 · #35 11-01-2009, 03:51 AM

haha no nurse would come out and help you..an iv of water? hahaha

Illegal Immigrant · #36 11-01-2009, 04:44 AM

steel his wallet

cosmo · #37 11-01-2009, 04:45 AM

Check his wallet and see if he has any money.

Whatever you do, don't check his pulse or wet your figures to see if he's breathing. Also, don't call 911.