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Old 11-03-2009, 04:17 PM
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Quick, I need an answer. My nose is running and my throat is sore and I feel a little achy. I have thirteen pint cans of beer left from yesterday (cuz I only drank five before passing out) and should I drink them? If so, how many should I drink?

An ice cold beer sounds really good right now but I've never drank while sick before, and I don't want it to make me feel worse.
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:09 PM
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ya alcihol is good 4 u y dont u just down some pcp wile ur sick its good 4 sore throtes i heard
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:11 PM
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do it.
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:24 PM
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Cayenne + water + lemon juice.
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Old 11-03-2009, 05:46 PM
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Have some hot whiskey with cloves in it. An old Irish panacea.

Seriously, it's pretty helpful.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:32 PM
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alcohol kills germs so if you get really drunk it will cure your sickness.
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:47 PM
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Alcohol will make you sweat more, sweating gets ride of the toxins in the body. +1

Beer will hydrate you since its over 80% water. +1

Alcohol kills all germs and bacteria. +1


So drink away my friend.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:13 PM
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Drinking has only made sickness worse for me in the past. But that's probably because my drinking leads to yelling and chain smoking. So I dunno; have at it.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:33 PM
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Update:

I'm on my seventh pint, and it's lead to listening to the Beatles at full volume on my Bose sound dock and healing some mad niggers in Aion on my cleric.

Oh, no more sore throat. I fucking love you guys.
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I've conjured a pretty decent tonic for sore throats in the past:
one part tea, one part vodka, add honey.
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Update:

I'm on my seventh pint, and it's lead to listening to the Beatles at full volume on my Bose sound dock and healing some mad niggers in Aion on my cleric.

Oh, no more sore throat. I fucking love you guys.



Keep drinking son, its friday.
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:13 PM
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Alcohol will make you sweat more, sweating gets ride of the toxins in the body. +1

Beer will hydrate you since its over 80% water. +1

Alcohol kills all germs and bacteria. +1


So drink away my friend.
alcohol is a diretic it dehydr8s u smart 1
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:27 PM
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