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Old 11-04-2009, 04:48 AM
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Exclamation What is the best gun to kill myself with?

The question is in the title.
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:51 AM
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The question is in the title.
Dont kill yourself man its a sign of weakness as well as pussying out.
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:52 AM
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Give your family the greasy jigsaw puzzle they deserve.
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:52 AM
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a .45
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:54 AM
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Default Re: What is the best gun to kill myself with?

Also the best method?
Back of the mouth
Top of the mouth
Under the chin pointing upwards
Pressed against my forehead.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:00 AM
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You should make it a game. Make it interesting man.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:02 AM
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You should make it a game. Make it interesting man.
How?
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:03 AM
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:15 AM
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Also the best method?
Back of the mouth
Top of the mouth
Under the chin pointing upwards
Pressed against my forehead.
not under your chin...there was a video of a guy that tried that and his chin blown off with him still alive.....yup he was in alot of pain
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:16 AM
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really, killing yourself with a gun is retarded, unless of course, its this:
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:24 AM
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:27 AM
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Get a .38 revolver.. Put one in the chamber, give it a spin.. and have at it. That's how I would do it anyways.. On the other hand, don't do it.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:31 AM
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A 22. pistol loaded with subsonic shorts.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:38 AM
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Don't make the common mistake of putting it underneath your chin and shooting. The dozens of videos out there of some guy with his face missing are testament to the fact that there are really people out there too stupid to kill themselves even if they get a headshot.

Aim at your temple, slightly inwards towards the centre of your brain. Alternatively, in your mouth and aim towards where your eyes would be if you had eyes in the back of your head.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:55 AM
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Why not go out in a blaze of glory?

Try to rob a bank or something,

If you get away, awesome.

If you get cornered, point a gun at the cops and start shooting. You'll be shot 20 times before you hit the ground.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:35 AM
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A deagle just so the CoD nerds will post about it.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:37 AM
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Default Re: What is the best gun to kill myself with?

Ideally you'd shoot yourself in the brainstem, but that's pretty impractical because you'd have to put the gun at the back of your neck.

Or, you could go out and try something so dangerous that it will either kill you or make your life worth living again.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:40 AM
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Rig a minigun. Stand in front of it. See how fast you mesh. Post pics/vid....somehow.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:40 AM
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Jump off a tall building and try to land on someone
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:42 AM
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Give your family the greasy jigsaw puzzle they deserve.
Lol. This.
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A deagle just so the CoD nerds will post about it.
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Also the best method?
Back of the mouth
Top of the mouth
Under the chin pointing upwards
Pressed against my forehead.
Some kinda diagonal. You want the bullet to travel through the maximum amount of brain matter. Time to bust out them geometry skills, bro.

But yea, sawd-off is the best. Full length shotty can work, but it's hard to pull the trigger 'cause it's far away.



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Old 11-04-2009, 06:44 AM
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best gun to kill yourself with is a loaded one.
watch out for sawed offs, bad bounce on the buckshot angle and all you've done is shred your face.
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:22 AM
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So does this fuck head get an infraction for this lame fucking attempt at trolling?

No wonder this forum is seeing less and less of the regulars.
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:24 AM
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Default Re: What is the best gun to kill myself with?

Of course, the best idea is the get a SWAT team to do it for you. Go shoot up your school or something. After the massacre, step out the front door and open fire.
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:38 AM
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1. Wear an explosive belt
2. Go to the nearest mosque
3. Shout "Piglet akbar"
4. Boooommm !!!
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:59 AM
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take a full auto 12 gauge, you can rent a full auto saiga 12 at a number of ranges.

load with a mix of slugs, 00, 000 and #4 buck.

Insert in anus

pull a zip tie onto the trigger

have one of the goriest suicides anyone on the interwebz ever saw.
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Old 11-04-2009, 10:08 AM
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A nail gun.
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:32 PM
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A nail gun.
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:46 PM
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Give your family the greasy jigsaw puzzle they deserve.
this, except gold plated with titanium tiger stripe inlays.
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:30 PM
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1. Thin wire noose secured around treebranch
2. noose goes around neck, superglue goes in palms of hands
3. touch hands to head, allow superglue to dry
4. jump from treebranch
5. ???
6. Profit.
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