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A girl that sits next to me in my bio has been flirting with me the past few weeks. I dont want to be mean but I have a gf and am not interested in her. I want to have some thigns I can say to make her very uncomfortable handy. Not stupid shit thats obvious...something more like ''what did you do over the weekend?'' -Just chilled and sat in my bedroom chair. It is nearby a window I sat looking out the window all night with the lights off so no one knew I was watching. etc.
Yes, this is better than being up front and honest because if I start acting creeper /bizarre as hell something that woudl have otherwise been boring will become funny.
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:49 PM
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Farting, pokemon and picking your nose.

Seriously dude, how hard is it to talk and tell her, 'hey, I've got a girlfriend, but we can still be good friends".

Jesus...
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Itching powder in her panties. Sneak into her room and sprinkle generously in the crotch of all her panties. Go to class. Hilarity ensues.
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Tell her the truth: that you're gay. Then she'll just wanna be your BFF lawl!
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I know a guy who makes me incredibly uncomfortable every day. I will start making notes on him for you: he's like a textbook case on making people uncomfortable

The other day I was talking to someone else and he was there, we were having an upbeat conversation, a good time. He turns to me and said, completely deadpan serious, "yeah, I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about killing myself."

Uh...fuck. So do that.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:11 PM
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Just bone her and tell she isn't all that great.
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I know a guy who makes me incredibly uncomfortable every day. I will start making notes on him for you: he's like a textbook case on making people uncomfortable

The other day I was talking to someone else and he was there, we were having an upbeat conversation, a good time. He turns to me and said, completely deadpan serious, "yeah, I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about killing myself."

Uh...fuck. So do that.
Wow... poor guy - at least tell you're teacher about how fucked up he is so they can get him some help =/
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:18 PM
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I know a guy who makes me incredibly uncomfortable every day. I will start making notes on him for you: he's like a textbook case on making people uncomfortable

The other day I was talking to someone else and he was there, we were having an upbeat conversation, a good time. He turns to me and said, completely deadpan serious, "yeah, I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about killing myself."

Uh...fuck. So do that.
Holy fucking lol.

You have no idea how much you cheered me up. If that dude can go out into the world and not give a shit about making people feel awkward as hell, I sure as fuck can too. I'm not even that bad.

i <3 dat incredibly socially inept person
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:25 PM
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I know a guy who makes me incredibly uncomfortable every day. I will start making notes on him for you: he's like a textbook case on making people uncomfortable

The other day I was talking to someone else and he was there, we were having an upbeat conversation, a good time. He turns to me and said, completely deadpan serious, "yeah, I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about killing myself."

Uh...fuck. So do that.
That's really classic, considering you pretend to be a girl on the internet.
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I know a guy who makes me incredibly uncomfortable every day. I will start making notes on him for you: he's like a textbook case on making people uncomfortable

The other day I was talking to someone else and he was there, we were having an upbeat conversation, a good time. He turns to me and said, completely deadpan serious, "yeah, I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about killing myself."

Uh...fuck. So do that.
Ahhahaha +1 for lols!!!
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Yea, give it a rest Silverfuck.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:45 PM
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The other day I was talking to someone else and he was there, we were having an upbeat conversation, a good time. He turns to me and said, completely deadpan serious, "yeah, I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about killing myself."
Thank you thats on the right track. Some of the other posters may have been confused I said I want to make something boring (being friends /friendly) funny, it just has to be believable.

If you dont mind takingb notes of the depressed kid that may help. There is an autistic kid in one of my classes and I tried to observe his behavior but all he does is smell very bad and furiously scribble in his notebook. I cant work myself up enough to scribble with the fury he does and dont want to smell since I have other classes to go to as well.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:51 PM
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just have 2 girlfriends. It's always good to have a spare.
In case one of them is FLAT. LOL
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:08 PM
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Dude, just start talking to her and let it slip you have a girlfriend. It's not that hard. When me and my (ex)girlfriend were dating I even let it slip unintentionally to nice girls that I would otherwise date.

If you're more out for the lulz though definitely just say a lot of awkward/weird shit... be creative. Be careful though because some girls are weird and this makes them more interested in you...
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:13 PM
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This is sexual harassment and it MUST STOP NOW! *Bang fist on table* If you repeat this behavior I will be forced to report you to the school administrators and possibly seek legal action!
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:20 PM
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Go the opposite route, and get all serious really quick. Tell her you think she's the perfect girl for you and how you dream about her every night. Get all creeper on her and she'll disappear REAL fucking quick.
Heh, this is pretty much guaranteed to work. I discovered first hand that being serious scares away almost all girls. The ironic thing is that it was my girlfriend who wanted to be really serious in the first place. I started to warm up to the idea and then we both started talking about being serious and crazy future shit that I knew myself was probably BS. Eventually she started to feel trapped and scared and broke up with me...

See my thread for the whole story... that wasn't all that broke us down, but it was one of the main reasons. I was also starting to go crazy myself, which freaked her out a bit.
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:22 PM
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I know a guy who makes me incredibly uncomfortable every day. I will start making notes on him for you: he's like a textbook case on making people uncomfortable

The other day I was talking to someone else and he was there, we were having an upbeat conversation, a good time. He turns to me and said, completely deadpan serious, "yeah, I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about killing myself."

Uh...fuck. So do that.
Sounds like a cry for help, try to not be a heartless bitch.

And OP: this could be fun, just telling her straight up you have a girlfriend and aren't interested is lame. Tell her shit like "I know what you did last summer." Joke about raping her, peeing on her, etc.
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:24 PM
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Come in and set up your desk like office workers do, bring picture frames of your girlfriend and put them facing yourself. A coffee mug with "Best Boyfriend ever!!" helps too. Whenever that girl starts talking to you, slowly but surely slide your gaze from her, to the picture of your girlfriend. Tilt your head lovingly for bonus effect.
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"So... What's the weirdest porn you - HAVEN'T looked at?"

"So, have you even taken a dump in the school toilets?

"What's the longest time you've gone without taking a shit?"
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"Hey we're having some people over tonight, it's not a party, it's more like an orgy. You want to participate?"

"Hey, I'm really into having sex with animal costumes, I sort of have a thing for animals"

"Fuck, I'm all out of Valtrex"

If she doesn't respond negatively...she's a freak. Never mind you said nothing ridiculous, just act strange around her and make yourself as unattractive as possible. Mumble, don't shower before class...etc.

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print out a whole lot of passport sized photos of her and glue them over the heads of people in a magazine. make sure its something like hunting and fishing monthly or something.
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In some way or another it's good to be honest about having a girlfriend. This doesn't mean you can't have fun with it, just make it clear that you're in a relationship. I think the worst thing would be joking about wanting the person who's flirting with you because then there might be rumors about it and you could get in trouble with your girlfriend. Girls like to talk like that
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Say something like "Let's FUCK, right NOW, I'm gonna make you SCREAM, BITCH". If she replies positively, she must really like you.
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print out a whole lot of passport sized photos of her and glue them over the heads of people in a magazine. make sure its something like hunting and fishing monthly or something.
This is the best suggestions yet. Please do this.
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"So... What's the weirdest porn you - HAVEN'T looked at?"

"So, have you even taken a dump in the school toilets?

"What's the longest time you've gone without taking a shit?"
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I know a guy who makes me incredibly uncomfortable every day. I will start making notes on him for you: he's like a textbook case on making people uncomfortable

The other day I was talking to someone else and he was there, we were having an upbeat conversation, a good time. He turns to me and said, completely deadpan serious, "yeah, I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about killing myself."

Uh...fuck. So do that.
He's trolling you. Surely, being a mod, you would've guessed?
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Old 11-05-2009, 03:18 AM
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Build a shrine for her in your room with pictures of her with the eyes cut out. Invite her over for drinks.
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He's trolling you. Surely, being a mod, you would've guessed?
We welcome trolls who create conversation and lulz. Surely, being such a clever motherfuck, you would've guessed?
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No seriously, go for the "print out tons of small photos of her face and paste them all over the faces of people in a hunting and fishing magazine" idea.

Sort of like this, only on every single page:


Then tell her "You remind me of the spirit of the hunter, only with the vulnerable soul of the prey." And hand her the magazine as a gift.
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I know a guy who makes me incredibly uncomfortable every day. I will start making notes on him for you: he's like a textbook case on making people uncomfortable

The other day I was talking to someone else and he was there, we were having an upbeat conversation, a good time. He turns to me and said, completely deadpan serious, "yeah, I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about killing myself."

Uh...fuck. So do that.
I would not suggest doing that in a public school in the USA, though, fucking laws make it to where if the teacher overhears you saying anything of the sort they HAVE TO report your case to a social worker, your parents, and if they think the case is severe enough (as in having suicidal thoughts) possibly the nearest loony bin at the social worker's discretion.
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We welcome trolls who create conversation and lulz. Surely, being such a clever motherfuck, you would've guessed?
I'm fairly sure he's referring to the creepy irl dude.
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With a very serious face start talking about how you have been having these sexual feelings for your mom. Give some examples, such as ",last night my mom was taking a shower and I was getting so turned on just hearing the water run, and knowing that the water was falling over her naked body. So I went upstairs and peaked through the crack in the door." Let her know that you think that sex between you and your mom would be so pure and would be so much better than sex with anyone else.

Explain that for the last 5 years you have been masturbating you sex sounds that you hear when your mom and dad have sex, and tell her that you have even recorded it so you can masturbate to it anytime. Then ask if she would want to listen to it.

Then if she seems the least bit interested ask her if she would be interested in having a foursome with you, your mom, and her mom.
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I'm fairly sure he's referring to the creepy irl dude.
That application of internet slang to real life situations makes me uncomfortable.
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Woah...A thread about how to not get a girl. This is strange.

Look at it this way dude...You've got the opportunity to do something that most guys here will have to wait years for. You get to tell a girl "I think we should just be friends" or some other stereotypical chick blow-off bullshit.

Choose one of the overused, cliche excuses used by women...And use it on her.
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With a very serious face start talking about how you have been having these sexual feelings for your mom. Give some examples, such as ",last night my mom was taking a shower and I was getting so turned on just hearing the water run, and knowing that the water was falling over her naked body. So I went upstairs and peaked through the crack in the door." Let her know that you think that sex between you and your mom would be so pure and would be so much better than sex with anyone else.

Explain that for the last 5 years you have been masturbating you sex sounds that you hear when your mom and dad have sex, and tell her that you have even recorded it so you can masturbate to it anytime. Then ask if she would want to listen to it.

Then if she seems the least bit interested ask her if she would be interested in having a foursome with you, your mom, and her mom.
God damn dude. That made me uncomfortable.
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During the lesson, be like 'hey, can you take a sincere compliment?'

When she says yes, take a bunch of photos out of your bag you took of her walking to and from school for the previous week, and some taken of her shopping/on her computer/with friends/whatever, and be like "Yeah you see this top? It's really nice; red is such a great colour on you! You should accessorize more though - it really brings out your eyes. Also these shoes have to go."
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Just touch her face randomly, when she's talking to you. Make sure your hands are wet.
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Just touch her face randomly, when she's talking to you. Make sure your hands are wet.
Or greasy. If their not simply run your hand through your hair. Surely its unwashed.
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