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Old 11-09-2009, 07:22 PM
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So this chick on the Tyra Banks show is able to sell her virginity through the Bunny Ranch in vegas for 3.8 million dollars... who knew? I may have let some other guy take my gf's virginity instead of me if we could be millionaires together. I wish I could become a millionaire by just having a vagina... just sayin.
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:36 PM
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wtf, is she by any chance a geisha?

no pussy is worth that amount...unless it has drugs in it
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:04 PM
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I bet 3.8 million guys each contributed a dollar.

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Old 11-09-2009, 08:07 PM
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amen brotha, she was pretty hott I guess, but the guy she was going to have sex with is a 60 year old creeper who claims he just never got the chance to take someone's virginity... lame as fuck, stupid bitch is going to be a millionaire.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:16 PM
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Whatever makes you happy man.

Nothing like knowing your woman sold her first pussy filling.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:17 PM
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It'll be just like indecent proposal, horrifically depressing and low budget.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:23 PM
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Pics? I wanna see what that chick looks like. and I agree with phlegm, no pussy is worth that much!
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:34 PM
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Pics? I wanna see what that chick looks like. and I agree with phlegm, no pussy is worth that much!
Yeah, unless the guy is a billionaire or something it's pretty pathetic. Who cares if he's never taken someones virginity? He still hasn't in my opinion, he bought it. What a creeper.
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:36 PM
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this makes me very angry. how did she even prove that she's a virgin?
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:41 PM
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The oldest job in the world: prostitution.
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:46 PM
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shes 22 you fucking idiot. also she is gross, and i highly doubt that she's really a virgin. the government should shoot her and the creepy old guy that is giving her 4 million dollars. isn't that why we elect those assholes

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Jesus, that for 3.8 million bucks? I'd tapped hotter girls for a damn six pack of beer.
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:00 PM
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Jesus what pathetic fuck paid 3.7mil for subpar virgin sex with a subpar noname girl?

For that price he'd better get her anal virginity too. And a camera in the room.



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Old 11-09-2009, 11:05 PM
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I'd tapped hotter girls for a damn six pack of beer.
hahaha.. srsly, if someone wants to get laid bad enough go to a frat party.. there are drunken whores practically pulling your pants off to fuck.. and you only have to pay what, $5 to get a cup from the keg? that is, if you can 1.stand annoy frat guys long enough to get some, and 2.find that "special" punch they give to "special girls"
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:08 PM
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"BAAAAW, LIFE IS SO TOUGH. BAAAAWWWWW"
-Too many modern women

Meanwhile, women can have just about any career they want and are physically qualified for, and they also have the option of doing jack shit and getting supported by a man. And, of course, they can sell a ride in their vagina for millions. God, I hate modern women's rights activists.
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:53 PM
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"BAAAAW, LIFE IS SO TOUGH. BAAAAWWWWW"
-Too many modern women

Meanwhile, women can have just about any career they want and are physically qualified for, and they also have the option of doing jack shit and getting supported by a man. And, of course, they can sell a ride in their vagina for millions. God, I hate modern women's rights activists.
One thing you miss is that those women are not particularly attractive. Very, very rarely do you see a pretty one involved.

Why?

Because, as a man, it doesn't *really* matter what you look like. You can still be as successful as you like.

If you are an unattractive woman? Well... I can only imagine, life is pretty much hell. I mean, seriously; just picture being an unattractive woman for a second. It's only natural that they do what they do.
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Old 11-10-2009, 12:03 AM
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One thing you miss is that those women are not particularly attractive. Very, very rarely do you see a pretty one involved.

Why?

Because, as a man, it doesn't *really* matter what you look like. You can still be as successful as you like.

If you are an unattractive woman? Well... I can only imagine, life is pretty much hell. I mean, seriously; just picture being an unattractive woman for a second. It's only natural that they do what they do.
Attractive women have it easier, but all women have it easy. There are plenty of desperate and/or ugly guys out there who would gladly take ANY woman they could get.
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Old 11-10-2009, 12:19 AM
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I laughed so hard when i saw an ad to the right of the screen that said "My vagina fell out!"
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Old 11-10-2009, 12:19 AM
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The oldest job in the world: prostitution.
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Old 11-10-2009, 12:23 AM
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That girl is hot but I wouldn't even pay 500$ to fuck her.
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:50 AM
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She is a filthy minger.

her sister was a prostitute too... hahaha
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Old 11-10-2009, 04:03 AM
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Its just a hyperbolisation of joe laymens social conduct.
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Old 11-10-2009, 04:05 AM
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i took my ex's for free, but then again im quite poor
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Old 11-10-2009, 04:21 AM
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Old 11-10-2009, 05:28 PM
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^^^ It was all hypothetical, of course cuz I have already taken her virginity over two years ago.. I wouldn't be happy about that, but for 3.8 million dollars I think I could learn to live with it! I wonder if 18 year old plus virgins will be trying to call up and get the same kinda deal because they watched that show. Makes me sick people will do anything to get out of having to work and make a place for theirselves in this country. I'd like to think after death lame ass people will have to pay for getting away with some lame ass free riding bullshit like that, but who knows.
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Old 11-10-2009, 08:32 PM
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Old 11-10-2009, 09:52 PM
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id give up my anal virginity for 3.8 million

hell, on the right night, i'd give it up for an 8ball and some K
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Old 11-10-2009, 10:47 PM
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id give up my anal virginity for 3.8 million

hell, on the right night, i'd give it up for an 8ball and some K
fag. i would definitely let a guy fuck me in the ass for the 3.8 mil though.
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:51 PM
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fag. i would definitely let a guy fuck me in the ass for the 3.8 mil though.
You're the one who would have sex with a man. You could give up your anal virginity to a women...if you were straight, that is.
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:57 PM
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I've fucked more attractive whores for a 1/25000th of the price. I'll pass.
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:58 PM
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I've fucked more attractive whores for a 1/25000th of the price. I'll pass.
you realize that's still a lot of money right? i've fucked hotter girls than that for exactly 0% of her asking price.
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you realize that's still a lot of money right? i've fucked hotter girls than that for exactly 0% of her asking price.
Yes but we're not all as physically and socially gifted as you. $160 is still a bargain
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Wow, just wow. I wonder how many more whores will try this same bullshit after they see this. Fucking disgusting, she can do jack shit and get 4 million bucks for it.
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Old 11-11-2009, 03:55 AM
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That guy better use no lube, destroy her ass, and deepthroat her till shes unconcious
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I wouldn't do her even if they PAID ME.
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