You ever have to poo so bad...

[Marijuanasaurus]

you start shaking?

[Actor]

Your just gonna have to shoot me dude, i'm not takin it in the booty.

[Marijuanasaurus]

Originally Posted by Actor

Your just gonna have to shoot me dude, i'm not takin it in the booty.

It was worth a try

[Lord hang man]

Nope

[hotbod]

Originally Posted by Marijuanasaurus

you start shaking?

yeah but your mom wouldnt get away from the toilet....she had some fetish called clevandsteamer or something like that

[Herpy Derpy]

Ever felt the force of a 350 pound black man's pelvis as he rams you in the ass?

Yeah me neither.

[hotbod]

Originally Posted by peu4000

Ever felt the force of a 350 pound black man's pelvis as he rams you in the ass?

Yeah me neither.

This girl does

[Leonidas]

I am not a black man

[Dr rocker]

I think after I had been drinking for 10 days solid (I dont mean drinking every day, I mean 90%of the time awake, I was drinking, lots), I was out at the shops in the local city. It was Sunday. Most of the shops that had toilets were closed. Most of the public toilets were closed. I was pale, clammy, sweating and probably shaking from the drink. I was not well.

There are bars in the area where I could have went to the toilet, but seriously, these are the types of places where you would want to wash the glass before they put a drink in it. Dirty horrible places filled with tramps and 50/60/70/80 year old alcoholics. Places where you will get a disease going for a piss.

On looking at several toilets, I knew I had to go. There was only one place left, I went in. The first cubical was fucking horrible, and I have shit in the toilets at Glastonbury - they were worse.

On looking in the next one - well, if you have seen Trainspotting, you will know the worst toilet in Scotland - England is bigger and has worse toilets. Back to the first cubicle.

I then develoed a tecnique. Go to the basin, cup some water in the hands and throw it on the toilet seat to wash the shit and vomit from it. When I had done this several times, I could drop my jeans and stand on the toilet seat. No way was I getting my boots covered in shit and puke.

Squated, released and felt shame with myself for shitting in such a place. I should have just shit in the street and wiped my arse on money, I would have felt better about it.

I felt much better after that shit and got some beer. Moar Drink.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Live the dream brother, live the dream.

[007GoldenShower]

I just turtlehead and feel a really nice sensation in my sphincter. Starts coming out as I walk to the toilet though, never understood that, must be a psychological thing.

[Ed Lister]

Originally Posted by Dr rocker

I think after I had been drinking for 10 days solid (I dont mean drinking every day, I mean 90%of the time awake, I was drinking, lots), I was out at the shops in the local city. It was Sunday. Most of the shops that had toilets were closed. Most of the public toilets were closed. I was pale, clammy, sweating and probably shaking from the drink. I was not well.

There are bars in the area where I could have went to the toilet, but seriously, these are the types of places where you would want to wash the glass before they put a drink in it. Dirty horrible places filled with tramps and 50/60/70/80 year old alcoholics. Places where you will get a disease going for a piss.

On looking at several toilets, I knew I had to go. There was only one place left, I went in. The first cubical was fucking horrible, and I have shit in the toilets at Glastonbury - they were worse.

On looking in the next one - well, if you have seen Trainspotting, you will know the worst toilet in Scotland - England is bigger and has worse toilets. Back to the first cubicle.

Where do you live where there are bars like this?

[abusername]

Originally Posted by hotbod

This girl does

Fuck you

[hotbod]

Originally Posted by abusername

Fuck you

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