sorry we cant open an account for you today (account abuser)

[scammingdaman]

so i put a empty deposit envelope into an atm and said there was a 500 dollar check in there. i had like 5 bucks in the account. then used my debit card to go purchase a season ski pass.

when i went to a new bank to get a new account they wouldn't open one because they said my old bank show a history of account abuse.

anyone ever deal with this before? they said i could wait a year and they open one or i could talk to the other bank or credit check people.

anyone know a credit union or bank that would still do business with me.

now i'm pissed i didn't have 15 account open to do this a bunch.

[232]

....what exactly did you expect to happen?

[nm43388]

Originally Posted by scammingdaman

so i put a empty deposit envelope into an atm and said there was a 500 dollar check in there. i had like 5 bucks in the account. then used my debit card to go purchase a season ski pass.

when i went to a new bank to get a new account they wouldn't open one because they said my old bank show a history of account abuse.

anyone ever deal with this before? they said i could wait a year and they open one or i could talk to the other bank or credit check people.

anyone know a credit union or bank that would still do business with me.

now i'm pissed i didn't have 15 account open to do this a bunch.

Ya dude if your fucked all ONE bank your fucked at ALL banks in one way or another. Your an EPIC FAIL for putting everything under an account under YOUR NAME!

Give up and die in a corner!

[scammingdaman]

there's a good chance ill kill myself snowboarding or be moving to a new country soon anyway. plus i could just pay it back. but i don't really see any reason i need a bank anyway.

[scammingdaman]

i was thinking of hooking up direct deposit on a moneytree card or netspend for the time being. all banks are is overdraft/ bullshit fee scams anyways. i'd be perfectly happy with a jar underneath my bed.

i was looking for something constructive here tho. maybe claiming they lost the money i deposited of fighting it or some shit. fuck it. just strike this up under all those i need X money today and don't give a fuck threads..... cuz ive allready been riding 8 times this season so u cans suck my pee hole

[232]

Spoken like a true 14 year old!
I'm surprised mommy and daddy even let you have a bank account.

You should have thought of something constructive before you did it.
Did you think that banks don't have this sort of stuff figured out already?
Do you think you would be the first person that has tried to "fight it"?
Why don't you take a wild guess at how many people ever have been successful at what you are suggesting.

If you think the banks fee's are BS, you should see the BS fees that they charge at the services you mentioned.
Oh wait... did you think those were free services?

[scammingdaman]

Just an FYI for you fuck faces

i opened a wells fargo second chance checking account today.

thats designed to rebuild my cheque systems credit within a couple yeas of proper use.

I can't deposit checks into atms anymore either lol.

but my shits fine.

i got my season pass still and am riding tomorrow morning.

(hows the bank gonna get its money back? sue me , collections? i think this worked out well.

[-SpectraL]

... admitting to a crime on zoklet AND posting a bitch in Bad Ideas... wow.. you're a real winner, aincha?

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

Never happened to me, but then, I'm responsible with money. By the time I was old enough to need a bank account, I'd managed to grasp the concept that if I spend somebody else's money they tend to expect it back.

[IWD]

I'm responsible with money too.

Just like hardcore_hairy_handjob or whatever the fuck that guys name is.

[scammingdaman]

i don't think this was a crime... i just over-drafted my account.

and they just want me to pay back the money i spent. no fees or anything. you can call this what you want but at the very least its better then payday advance loan as far as the interest and fees you have to pay.

I like how you guys all stand up for the bank lol.

Fuck you all I've seen so many stupid ideas under the I'm desperate for cash threads. at-least this works.

Here is a good hypothetical question...

say i had ten accounts open before i did this. How many of them would i be able to do the exact same thing to before shit happened? Will banks close current accounts for fucking with other banks or just not let you open new ones?

also if you were say a foreign exchange student or someone spending time in a country u didn't plan on living in much longer this would be an easy scam to pull right before you returned home and i really doubt that would affect you ever again.

and with my new 2nd chance checking account once i do restore my cheque systems credit whatever couldn't i just repeat the process and do it over again?

[-SpectraL]

You're not permitted to delete threads that others have already posted in. If you delete this again, infraction(s) will follow.

[LSA King]

LOL jackass,

[abusername]

Wow Spectral, you really are a middle aged no life monkey fucking pedophile.

Leave the guy alone and let him fucking delete the topic you mindless prick, people delete threads that others have posted in ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Cite the rules that you aren't allowed to do so, as I'm PRETTY SURE your talking out your ass.

Seriously your such a fucking douche. I'm amazed Zok keeps you on as a moderator with the reputation you have, you swine buggering cradle snatcher.

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by abusername

Wow Spectral, you really are a middle aged no life monkey fucking pedophile.

Leave the guy alone and let him fucking delete the topic you mindless prick, people delete threads that others have posted in ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Cite the rules that you aren't allowed to do so, as I'm PRETTY SURE your talking out your ass.

Seriously your such a fucking douche. I'm amazed Zok keeps you on as a moderator with the reputation you have, you swine buggering cradle snatcher.

Ya, well.. if we didn't have dipshits like Blunderful, who like to disrupt the boards by deliberately making a thread, getting lots of good contributions in it, only to delete it with a giggle and a fart, I wouldn't even be the bitch I am today. Think about it, then get back to me.

[HTS]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

Ya, well.. if we didn't have dipshits like Blunderful, who like to disrupt the boards by deliberately making a thread, getting lots of good contributions in it, only to delete it with a giggle and a fart, I wouldn't even be the bitch I am today. Think about it, then get back to me.

Seems like you're just being an asshat. Never have I heard that rule. Fuck I hope you get demodded. I'd leave this site too, but my new found hatred for you is still slightly less powerful than my love of zoklet.

Seriously though, stop being a prick. BRB deleting a bunch of my threads, cunt.

lol ur a prick AND a cunt. ur moar of a tranny than me. LOLZ

[IWD]

-SpectraL is right. People shouldn't lose their posts that they spent time & effort making. That's like going to work for no pay you bunch of dicks.

Quit being dicks to -SpectraL. He doesn't need this SHIT.

[-SpectraL]

Thanks, Internet-Weed-Dude.

[johnplywd]

What kind of losers cant even manage a bank account and then goes on the web to brag about his incompetence

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by johnplywd

What kind of losers cant even manage a bank account and then goes on the web to brag about his incompetence

za bitchin' kind, zat's who

*dons WWI German helmet*

[OMGPLZDNTBAN]

I have an account you can have. Leave $20 in the trash can at bowl hole tonight at 5

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by OMGPLZDNTBAN

I have an account you can have. Leave $20 in the trash can at bowl hole tonight at 5

Hi Po... oh wait..

you be good now bad boy

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

Ya, well.. if we didn't have dipshits like Blunderful, who like to disrupt the boards by deliberately making a thread, getting lots of good contributions in it, only to delete it with a giggle and a fart, I wouldn't even be the bitch I am today. Think about it, then get back to me.

You mean the threads I delete because retarded mods in LLR keep combining my threads together, making them confusing as fuck, and therefore pointless?

[-SpectraL]

Originally Posted by Blunderful

You mean the threads I delete because retarded mods in LLR keep combining my threads together, making them confusing as fuck, and therefore pointless?

Ya... and the ones you've made with the deliberate intent to get posts then delete in the other forums.. like Suggestions and PEOO.

[Blunderfail]

Originally Posted by -SpectraL

Ya... and the ones you've made with the deliberate intent to get posts then delete in the other forums.. like Suggestions and PEOO.

WAIT - Didn't Zok delete ALL the threads in Suggestions when he deleted the forum? ZOMG!!! HE SHOULD TOTALLY BAN HIMSELF UNLESS IT ACTUALLY ISN'T A RULE AND YOU'RE TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS!