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Old 11-22-2009, 07:15 AM
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I had a friend the other day ask me if I knew how to make a fake ID since I am pretty good with making up somewhat official looking documents, and made a few high school ID's to get into other school's football games. I said no, just because I don't want all my friends asking me.

But then I started thinking, what if I sold someone at a party a fake "fake", but I would need to make it so I would take half of the price now and half later. Say I told them they were selling for $100 but I would only ask for half that night. Take there picture and write down some info, and tell them it'll be mailed in a few days or you'll meet them somewhere. And never show.

You could show them a few real licenses that you pick pocketed or somehow found, and tell them they are fakes. Hell, they might not even notice an obvious fake. If they don't have the money, convince them that they are getting it half off from the normal $200, but only that night or something. Get them to an ATM or something (robbing is optional).

TL;DR - Get advance payments from drunk people for fake ID's, and never give them one.
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Old 11-22-2009, 07:29 AM
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Default Re: Fake "Fake ID" Scam

It would be easier to go to a high school party and collect chip-ins for more booze. Then never come back.
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Old 11-22-2009, 08:25 AM
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It would be easier to go to a high school party and collect chip-ins for more booze. Then never come back.
Yeah, except when there are only a few party houses for high schoolers around. Also that would net maybe $5-10 per person. I figure I could hit up 2 college towns per weekend, maybe 2 or 3 parties a night. Lots of freshman.
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Old 11-22-2009, 04:01 PM
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Default Re: Fake "Fake ID" Scam

Or you can invest $200 and start making your own fakes.
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Old 11-22-2009, 08:53 PM
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Or you can invest $200 and start making your own fakes.
I know it isn't hard to make them. I just don't feel like making a lot of them and then having it come back to haunt me. Also, the UV is one problem with the fakes (someone is thinking of ways around that).
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Old 11-22-2009, 08:56 PM
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Or you can move to canada and drink 2 years earlier. 3 years earlier if in quebec
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Old 11-22-2009, 09:05 PM
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Nobody checks the UV...
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Old 11-22-2009, 09:14 PM
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Default Re: Fake "Fake ID" Scam

The UV is one of the easiest parts to fake.
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Old 11-23-2009, 01:16 AM
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I just dont think hes looking to put that much effort into it.
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Old 11-23-2009, 01:38 AM
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Default Re: Fake "Fake ID" Scam

You will make much more money actually making Id's amigo.
Maybe you'll pull like fifty bucks at one party but then you're over, people aren't THAT stupid.
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Old 11-23-2009, 03:16 AM
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Default Re: Fake "Fake ID" Scam

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I just dont think hes looking to put that much effort into it.
Me? It was just an idea... I would never do this... or would I?

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You will make much more money actually making Id's amigo.
Maybe you'll pull like fifty bucks at one party but then you're over, people aren't THAT stupid.
People are that stupid when they have been drinking. I am pretty sure someone could actually make the ID's for them. But if the maker isn't feeling like it, he wont'. It isn't like they will meet again.
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Old 11-23-2009, 04:22 AM
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Me? It was just an idea... I would never do this... or would I?



People are that stupid when they have been drinking. I am pretty sure someone could actually make the ID's for them. But if the maker isn't feeling like it, he wont'. It isn't like they will meet again.
Even drunk people aren't stupid enough to give up money without getting anything in return, and why the fuck would they need an ID if they already have access to drinks?

You will make much more money doing things legit..
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Old 11-27-2009, 07:49 PM
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I never understood how to actually print the ID's. I have access to the templates and everything. but im just a noob
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Old 11-27-2009, 09:12 PM
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I never understood how to actually print the ID's. I have access to the templates and everything. but im just a noob
Basically you print onto a synthetic media like teslin, then get it laminated or fold it into a butterfly pouch and heat treat it to seal it.
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Old 11-28-2009, 01:40 AM
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Basically you print onto a synthetic media like teslin, then get it laminated or fold it into a butterfly pouch and heat treat it to seal it.
Nice, thanks man ive been checking out the fake id thread. Probably gonna give it a shot sometime.
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Old 02-21-2011, 08:20 PM
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parties are one of the best times to jack shit. i took a fucking ps3 and walked right out the door, hid it in my trunk, went back and partied until the dude flipped a shit. never got caught or even suspected.
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Default Re: Fake "Fake ID" Scam

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TL;DR at the bottom!

I had a friend the other day ask me if I knew how to make a fake ID since I am pretty good with making up somewhat official looking documents, and made a few high school ID's to get into other school's football games. I said no, just because I don't want all my friends asking me.

But then I started thinking, what if I sold someone at a party a fake "fake", but I would need to make it so I would take half of the price now and half later. Say I told them they were selling for $100 but I would only ask for half that night. Take there picture and write down some info, and tell them it'll be mailed in a few days or you'll meet them somewhere. And never show.

You could show them a few real licenses that you pick pocketed or somehow found, and tell them they are fakes. Hell, they might not even notice an obvious fake. If they don't have the money, convince them that they are getting it half off from the normal $200, but only that night or something. Get them to an ATM or something (robbing is optional).

TL;DR - Get advance payments from drunk people for fake ID's, and never give them one.

I hope you get caught by people at the party and I hope they beat the shit out of you.

I saw one guy steal a TV from party and he got shot in the leg and jumped while laying on the ground.
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Old 02-24-2011, 07:34 PM
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It isn't like they will meet again.
You say that like it's a guarantee.

Ever watch TruTV, and they find a body in the woods, and the guy had no enemies and no one knows who might have killed him?

The reason could have been something like this.

GENERALLY you'll get away with, but it isn't much money to have to worry about looking over your shoulder over. Even if you don't get your ass kicked, you run the risk that someone will know people you know and you'll get a bad reputation.

Best way to do it would be to make the ID's but keep your equipment somewhere else. That way if someone gets busted with one, you won't get fucked by a search.
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