Listen to this bullshit [RIVETING]

xian · #1 11-24-2009, 01:42 AM

Today I woke up, went into my tv room and noticed that A. My weed was gone (only .6) and B. 10 dollars had been taken from my wallet. I was pissed throughout the day about this, and came to the conclusion that one of the bums that come to the college apartments to collect bottles and cans must have noticed that my porch door was cracked (fucking roommate) and wandered inside, seeing my weed and my wallet. He must have been a dumb bum, because there were 2 ipods on the table too, among a laptop under the sofa. Anyways considering all the stuff I've stolen this is pretty painless karma I guess.
In the process of stealing my shit the bum let my cat out, so I was pretty concerned that it wouldn't be back by tuesday, because tuesday I'm going to florida, and I wouldn't be around to let it back in. Luckily though my neighbors found her at their door and held onto her until I got back from class. After I was done with class I had to do a psych experiment that involved me being on an elliptical for half an hour and then doing an hour of race based computer survey/games. I utilized the time to flirt with the hot grad experimenter. She loved it.
Now I'm just flipping between kill bill vol 2 and football. I also just used a creased piece of aluminum foil to crackhead smoke some kief over my stove with a straw. The attack was super affective.

what did you do.

sayyeah · #2 11-24-2009, 01:48 AM

xian · #3 11-24-2009, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by sayyeah

Bert knows whats cool

constantinople · #4 11-24-2009, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by xian

Today I woke up, went into my tv room and noticed that A. My weed was gone (only .6) and B. 10 dollars had been taken from my wallet. I was pissed throughout the day about this, and came to the conclusion that one of the bums that come to the college apartments to collect bottles and cans must have noticed that my porch door was cracked (fucking roommate) and wandered inside, seeing my weed and my wallet. He must have been a dumb bum, because there were 2 ipods on the table too, among a laptop under the sofa. Anyways considering all the stuff I've stolen this is pretty painless karma I guess.
In the process of stealing my shit the bum let my cat out, so I was pretty concerned that it wouldn't be back by tuesday, because tuesday I'm going to florida, and I wouldn't be around to let it back in. Luckily though my neighbors found her at their door and held onto her until I got back from class. After I was done with class I had to do a psych experiment that involved me being on an elliptical for half an hour and then doing an hour of race based computer survey/games. I utilized the time to flirt with the hot grad experimenter. She loved it.
Now I'm just flipping between kill bill vol 2 and football. I also just used a creased piece of aluminum foil to crackhead smoke some kief over my stove with a straw. The attack was super affective.

what did you do.

It was your fucking roommate ya daft cunt.