So I was trudging through this swamp...

[Neptune]

...and I hear this voice behind me: "who goes there?!". I whirl around the most old and decrepit looking swamp hag is standing there wearing rags and holding a gnarled staff of wood. So I say "what the hell do you want lady?". She goes off on this tirade:

"I am the lord and keeper of this swamp. All ye who venture here shall suffer an untimely death. Beware of the creature that lurks in the great mire. The Bog Beast.".

I say, "Shut the hell up swamp hermit. I got drunk and lost my keys here last night. I just want to look for them. Don't give me any trouble." She starts saying shit like how "you must leave young man" and "the beast approaches". She started grabbing my arms and shit so I pulled out my nine and capped the bitch. Never did find my keys though. What do you think? Should I go back and look?

[Issue313]

Originally Posted by Neptune

so I pulled out my nine and capped the bitch.

Mommy?

[BlackopsNinja]

Your missing some key elements for this to be considered a good hb thread. Keep trying though, one day you'll get it.

[Exposo1]

cool

[thabee420]

Be sure to check for ticks!

[virgil caine]

the leeches the leeches

[Kinkou]

what are the keys to?