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Old 11-25-2009, 05:45 AM
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Default An Alice in Wonderland Erotica

Hello everyone. My pen name for this book is Benjumin O'Hara, and In about 2 months I will be printing and selling my first ever book. This is an erotica in which Alice falls back into Wonderland when she is older and must deal with her sexual insecurities. I have gotten many good reviews for this book and currently have 73 people who will want to buy copies.

For some sketches my editor/cover artist did, look for the "Alice by Benjumin O'Hara" fan group in facebook.

Here is some samples of the book, I hope you enjoy.

Sample 1
Alice stuck the hat firmly on her golden locks and stepped onto the stone path in a half-hearted pursuit of her long-eared childhood friend.
The path twisted and turned in a nonsensical manner. At one point Alice even stopped and felt like she was walking in circles, but the trees continued to look different with every step she took. They seemed to warp and change color as if Winter was fast approaching. However, she felt no chill, nor any cold breeze blow past her.
“I had bet my whiskers that you would return.” Echoed a sly voice from the trees. Alice spun around and gazed into the thick forests beside the stone path.
“Who are you, then?” She asked, regretting how familiar the sound of that feline voice was to her.
“Oh? You don’t remember me? Well, I’m not that surprised. Thanks to you, we have changed almost unrecognizably.” The feline voice was more human than animal and completely feminine. However, Alice was still unable to find the light-hearted owner of that voice.
“Where are you, Cheshire cat?” Alice asked, feeling the awkward sensation of pulling a name from the darkened regions of her mind. A tiny flutter of laughter filled the air and nearby leaves rustled loudly.
“If Alice asks for it, then I must reveal myself.” As the words vanished, the cat began to appear. First it was a massive grin like no other. A grin that remained jovial at all times and hinted at predatory instincts. Feline teeth held within a feminine mouth curved in a fatal smile, as if Alice was nothing but a mouse to the Cheshire Cat.
Two pointy ears slipped from nothingness and brushed leaves off the branch from which the cat was perched. Below the ears was a face like that of a woman. Not just any woman, but a perfect reflection of Alice herself. Her feline eyes reflected Alice within their piercing pools of deep blue.
A woman’s neck appeared, and from it a whole body splashed from the surrounding shadows like a swimmer climbing out of a pool. The body was slender and curved with the large branch she was stretched along. Alice blushed as she realized the body was nude, a perfect reflection of her own. Finally, a striped tail spilled out from nothing and hung lazily from the branch.
Alice was frozen solid at the sight of her own naked form superimposed with that of a smirking feline. Alice wracked her brain as she searched her memory for this being she called the Cheshire Cat, but nothing even closely resembling the lounging feminine feline came to her confused mind.
“We’ve met before,” She whispered out of disbelief, unable to be any louder.
“Yes we did.” The cat responded, still smiling as the blond haired young woman searched her memory.
“You look so different,” Alice called out, trying in vain to make sense of what she was witnessing.
“You have been away too long; things have changed.” Alice felt a pang of guilt deep down in her heart but still didn’t know exactly why.
“How has this place changed? Is it bad?” The Cheshire Cat’s smile curved into a seductive smirk.
“Bad? That would be something for you to decide, when you learn of the way Wonderland changed. How it changed is a different story. It is related to the passing of time and your growth. I do say, you’ve have grown quite succulent over the years.” The feline’s eyes revealed the glimmer of a predator sizing up its prey. What stunned Alice was how she could see the mirror replicas of her eyes piercing her, undressing her, devouring her.
“St… Stop that! Fiend!” Alice yelled, trembling slightly. The Cat slipped from her shackles of reality and became nothing more than a voice sliding gingerly against Alice’s soft neck and past her golden hair.
“Follow Rabbit. The path he is on will show you what you are looking for.” Alice spun around. The rabbit’s top hat tumbled from her head as she searched for the feline replica of herself.
“What am I looking for? Please tell me, Cheshire Cat!” A gentle breeze blew through the foliage, rustling the light blue fabric wrapped around the confused woman. The whispering wind uttered one word into her ears.
“You.”

Sample 2
Alice planted her feet side by side as she stood as straight as possible in front of the elegant mirror. To Alice, it seemed like such a dazzling display of someone’s vanity required an equal display of child-like vanity on her part.
“If only I was a little taller…” Alice thought to herself as she gazed upon her reflection. Her mind kept wishing for more growth as she examined every part of her young body.
Her eyes moved downward as she traced her subtle curves, almost hidden by her light sapphire sundress. Her eyes moved upward to her chest as she wished for even more growth. Such wishes for growth, height, and many others had always been a part of Alice. Even when she was young, she always compared herself to an arbitrary image inside her head. Her eyes moved past the image of her slender neck and stopped as both pairs of eyes locked together.
Her gentle blue eyes had been stolen once again by an entity that looked exactly like her. This perfect reflection held eyes that did not follow her own. As she examined and scrutinized her body, her reflection had been fixed on her face the whole time, with a gentle and caring smile. Even as Alice’s expression turned to amazement at a reflection not copying her actions, her other self simply smiled shyly and started to fidget nervously.
Alice held up a hand and carefully touched the other woman’s soft cheek. As her reflection blushed and welcomed the caring touch, Alice knew this was more than just her own reflection. This was her. Her copy’s hand came up and gingerly took hold of the hand on her cheek. The warmth was unmistakable and very, very real.
Her reflection turned her head ever so slightly and kissed Alice’s supple hand. Silence surrounded her as she gazed into her own eyes, seeing hidden passion and utter devotion. At the edges of her vision, she saw that the mirrors gold and silver frame had mysterious vanished the moment her reflection started to reveal her feelings.
Suddenly, Alice was embraced by her other self.
“I had missed you. For so long I have waited.” Alice wasn’t sure what to say upon hearing her own voice utter those enigmatic words. “I waited for so long, you know. Just to be with you.” Her reflection lightly kissed Alice’s neck, and the real blonde haired woman shivered at the unexpected sensation against her gentle jugular.
“I can’t… I am waiting for him.” Alice whimpered as her perfect, loving duplicate continued to tenderly plant kisses along her neck.
“I am, too. After all, I am you.” Her reflection said between light kisses. “I know everything. I know how you dreamed of him. I know how you love him, and I know how much he truly loves you.” The continuous fluttering of her lips against Alice’s neck stopped momentarily as her copy looked up and said darkly, “I even know how you denied him. The way you pulled from his loving touch when all he wanted to do was make you happy.”
Her last words dripped with satirical desire as they searched for a dull gleam of regret in Alice’s sapphire eyes.
“I wasn’t ready. I…” Her other self pressed a finger against Alice’s lips and said with a smirk,
“You have become afraid of the unknown, Alice. After all the happy times in Wonderland, when you would search every nook and cranny of this beautiful world with the Rabbit. Yet you are afraid to explore the most important part of you.” Alice tried to reply, but not a single excuse came to her mind as she gazed into the seductive eyes of her duplicate.
“You haven’t even explored yourself, let alone another human being.” Alice felt a slender hand press against her breast. “I am right here, Alice. Play with me!” With those smooth words, her copy began to tighten her grip on Alice and a rush of pleasure shot up her spine and into her mind.
Her tender reflection was absolutely right: this was a sensation like nothing she had felt before. A slow warmth began to crawl through her body as her other self continued to kiss and feel every inch of the blond haired woman. Tiny gasps began to slip from Alice’s lips as she struggled to keep silent throughout this tremendously enjoyable treatment she was receiving.
“You shouldn’t be so quiet, Alice. The whole reason he would do this for you is so he can make you feel wonderful… How would he ever know if you never make a sound?” Both of her hands grasped Alice soft breasts and quickly found the two hardened points hidden underneath the fabric. “Moan for him. Yell for him. Beg for him. Scream for him.”

If you are interested please keep in touch and I am sure you can get a signed copy on the cheap. (possibly 12-15$) Simply PM or email me if you are interested.
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Old 11-25-2009, 06:31 AM
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Default Re: An Alice in Wonderland Erotica

I never understood why people couldn't come up with their own ideas instead of just ripping off other people who are too dead to fight back. I mean, I like Alice in Wonderland, but it was Carroll's wacky humour, logic, wordplay, and insane imagination that made it a success. It doesn't take much effort to just steal other people's characters/universe.

And from my reading of AAiW, she didn't actually have such a happy time in Wonderland, she wasn't searching every nook and cranny with the Rabbit, she was just sort of stumbling through. The White Rabbit doesn't even really play that much of a role, they certainly aren't companions.

Not that I'm downplaying your achievement. The rest of this post will go in PEOO.
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Old 11-25-2009, 09:56 AM
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lol, fuck a book, try getting a film contract for it.
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Old 11-25-2009, 10:01 AM
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erotica without pictures = fail
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Old 11-25-2009, 10:04 AM
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Fucking horribly written.
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Old 11-25-2009, 08:18 PM
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Fucking...LoL

If this ever sells more than 10,000 copies I'll pierce my balls with a hot knife.
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Old 11-26-2009, 12:41 PM
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If you wanted it to be clever, you'd have put little rhymes in.
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Old 11-26-2009, 12:47 PM
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So, you are charging $12 for

a) A background story you are RIPPING OFF

b) Badly written stuff

c) Something that doesn't even make my balls itch?

Nigga you best be trolling. I'm gonna start writing erotica and never go to work then.
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As your prospective reader, I advise you to go fuck yourself. None wants to read an over-the-age-of-consent-alice. I mean if lolita was 18 and over would anyone gives a fuck ???
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Hello everyone. My pen name . . .
It's really funny, because everyone here is saying how unoriginal you are (because you are unoriginal). But, in fact, what they most likely do not realize, and what I'm betting that you do not realize, is that you are even more unoriginal than anyone thinks. . .

There is an Alice in Wonderland porno, already. I have the original 1976 poster hanging here in my living room.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074113/

The title is actually "Alice in Wonderland: an X-Rated Musical Comedy"

You can watch some of it online, and somewhere sells it online.

Your terribly written 'book' is actually a horrible rip-off of a shitty old 70's, shot on garbage 16mm, D-List Playboy model acted rip-off.

Congratulations.

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I mean, I like Alice in Wonderland, but it was Carroll's wacky humour, logic, wordplay, and insane imagination that made it a success. It doesn't take much effort to just steal other people's characters/universe.
Nope, It was more the drug induced trip that bought it out.
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Alice really didn't have such a happy time in wonderland.

p.s. My penis is flaccid.
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As your prospective reader, I advise you to go fuck yourself. None wants to read an over-the-age-of-consent-alice. I mean if lolita was 18 and over would anyone gives a fuck ???
lol, this exactly.

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when she is older
Seriously this is where you failed. Not to mention that if you knew the origins of that book you might even agree. Ever hear of Alice Liddel?

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Wiki: Alice Pleasance Liddell (4 May 1852 – 16 November 1934), known for most of her adult life by her married name, Alice Hargreaves, inspired the children's classic Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll.
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More Wiki: On 4 July 1862, in a rowing boat travelling on The Isis from Folly Bridge, Oxford to Godstow for a picnic outing, 10-year-old Liddell asked Charles Dodgson (who wrote under the pen name Lewis Carroll) to entertain her and her sisters, Edith (age 8) and Lorina (age 13), with a story. As the Reverend Robinson Duckworth rowed the boat, Dodgson regaled the girls with fantastic stories of a girl, named Alice, and her adventures after she fell into a rabbit-hole. The story was not unlike those Dodgson had spun for the sisters before, but this time Liddell asked Mr. Dodgson to write it down for her. He promised to do so but did not get around to the task for some months. He eventually presented her with the manuscript of Alice's Adventures Under Ground in November 1864.

So basically UFAIL, DOMORRESEARCHNEXTTIMEK????

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I am displeased.. I give you credit for doing something I would enjoy. Usually no one get's it right the first time. Keep trying, be original.
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It's not much bad. This is a OKAY story.
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This is infinitely superior:
http://www.amazon.com/Lost-Girls-Ala.../dp/1891830740
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Sorry to tell you but your book

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Her reflection turned her head ever so slightly and kissed Alice’s supple hand.
not only is the word supple overused, describing a hand of all things as supple is worlds away from being erotic.
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A slow warmth began to crawl through her body as her other self continued to kiss and feel every inch of the blond haired woman.
LOL
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This is the most boring thing I've ever read, erotica or otherwise.
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lol really
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WHY's this still on the first page!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!
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Am I the only one who can this this is SkyClaws Alt account.
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didnt read because of title, I already knew fail.
OP. Retire from writing erotica, and please, do yourself a favour and get a real job
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