i like the sound of my own voice

[sexualjesus]

if i could i would talk all day, and just listen to myself, anyone else want to listen to me.

[Neptune]

I like the sound of my own farts. It's just hilarious to me. Sometimes I like the smell too.

[Frank]

I make recordings of myself then jerk off to the clips. It's a hobby of mine.

[Neptune]

Try making clips of yourself jacking off to a clip of you jacking off and then make a clip of that and jack off to it. It starts getting interesting around the 100th time. Time starts warping and shit. Kind of like the time I approached the speed of light. No not that time. Not the one you're thinking of.

[Frank]

Originally Posted by Neptune

Try making clips of yourself jacking off to a clip of you jacking off and then make a clip of that and jack off to it. It starts getting interesting around the 100th time. Time starts warping and shit. Kind of like the time I approached the speed of light. No not that time. Not the one you're thinking of.

That's dangerous. People get lost in that downward spiral and the next time they're seen they're stalking Bjork and shooting themselves in the face.

[SJ is ugggggggggggggggggg]

Yeah if I was you I wouldn't like my face too much either

[Neptune]

I started to get this weird spinning feeling and the next thing I knew I woke up naked in a Zen temple (I think) somewhere in Asia with over 100 monks meditating in a circle around me. They were so deep in their so-called "enlightenment attainment" that they wouldn't bother to give me directions home. Rude fuckers.