i got this new book

[europeanpowersunite]

so yesterday i went to barnes and noble and i got this book called Zodiac Signs and i read my sign and it's scary good, like it's accurate. usually, it's like a lie and stuff, but it was exactly accurate. and, yesterday night i looked at my horosope for the hell of it on facebook, and it said: This is what it comes down to. Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy? Be smart. that scared the crap out of me cause i broke up with my boyfriend yesteday night, well ex now.


so yeaaa

[poast-bortem!]

I'm not exactly sure what you're asking.

[PirateJoe]

You're a retard.

[Monkmaster]

...WAN?

[JustAnotherAsshole]

Get the fuck out.

[zingalong]

I'm Cancer

[Fuck the FBI]

I'm Jesus

[brotherinarms]

phail....but its ok i make threads like this sometimes

[FCAdam the Ripped]

let me count the ways this thread fails...

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[negz]

I hear Libras are the best.