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Default How long does it take to completely burn a human body?

A friend of mine wants to know. Academic interest.
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Old 12-09-2009, 11:14 PM
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I think its 8 hours in a metal drum. Put body in drum and a few gallons of diesel/burn. Repeat and throw globs of iron in it to heat up extra hot and burn the bones
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Old 12-09-2009, 11:21 PM
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Yeah, because iron makes fires burn hotter.
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Old 12-09-2009, 11:35 PM
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About five years and two months by putting cigarettes out on the body.
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About five years and two months by putting cigarettes out on the body.
Was she a cheating whore, or did she put mayo on your sandwich?
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Old 12-09-2009, 11:41 PM
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Was she a cheating whore, or did she put mayo on your sandwich?
She over-cooked the roast again.
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Yeah, because iron makes fires burn hotter.
I have never done it. Thats just what I saw on a documentary one day
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Old 12-10-2009, 12:16 AM
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I have never done it. Thats just what I saw on a documentary one day
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are you trying to burn niggers or jews?
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are you trying to burn niggers or jews?
He said human bodies, so neither.
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:32 AM
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You can completely burn a baby in 15 minute with just a normal campfire.
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Depends on what you are using, honestly.
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Depends on what you are using, honestly.
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Old 12-10-2009, 07:11 AM
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Why burn them when the body can be harvested for it's organs? Stupid rich kid.
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Old 12-10-2009, 07:22 AM
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Yeah, because iron makes fires burn hotter.
Metal has a higher specific heat density than a body or air, so it KEEPS it hotter. It doesn't necessarily MAKE it hotter.
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Old 12-10-2009, 08:19 AM
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Burning has proven time and time again to be grossly ineffective, unless you happen to be in possession of an actual cremation chamber.

The two most efficient and reliable methods for the layman would be a simple, but deep burial in a nature reserve of some sort, or at sea:

Strip the body of all its clothes and possessions, wrap it from head to toe in chicken wire and use rocks as weights. Use cable ties to seal it off.

The body will be weighted down sufficiently to sink to the bottom of any sea, and the chicken wire will allow the water and sea-creatures full access to the body, ensuring a rapid decomposition, and even when the body is reduced to nothing but bone it will still stay put on the ocean floor.
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Old 12-10-2009, 08:30 AM
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Burning has proven time and time again to be grossly ineffective, unless you happen to be in possession of an actual cremation chamber.

The two most efficient and reliable methods for the layman would be a simple, but deep burial in a nature reserve of some sort, or at sea:

Strip the body of all its clothes and possessions, wrap it from head to toe in chicken wire and use rocks as weights. Use cable ties to seal it off.

The body will be weighted down sufficiently to sink to the bottom of any sea, and the chicken wire will allow the water and sea-creatures full access to the body, ensuring a rapid decomposition, and even when the body is reduced to nothing but bone it will still stay put on the ocean floor.
Dead bodies release gases which usually results in the body floating to the surface of the water, even when weighed down. The chicken wire probably would make a difference, but I don't know how long decomposition or the gases to be realeased takes.
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Old 12-10-2009, 08:34 AM
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Dead bodies release gases which usually results in the body floating to the surface of the water, even when weighed down. The chicken wire probably would make a difference, but I don't know how long decomposition or the gases to be realeased takes.
A few heavy rocks would be enough to keep him down, and just to be sure you could always stab the corpse a few times...
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Dead bodies release gases which usually results in the body floating to the surface of the water, even when weighed down. The chicken wire probably would make a difference, but I don't know how long decomposition or the gases to be realeased takes.
Use more rocks then.
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Default Re: How long does it take to completely burn a human body?

Feed it to some starving pigs. And then eat the pigs.

If you don't have any pigs, dissolve it in a vat of liquid detergent. I saw a documentary on how to commit the perfect murder and I vaguely remember them saying that liquid detergent is more effective than concentrated hydrochloric acid. Thanks television!
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Hydrofluoric acid. That shit wears away even glass.
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