So I've developed a particularly potent fixation with Miley Cyrus. I'm only 19 so it's totally healthy. I've decided I really want to fuck her. Like, I wanna be in that girl, y'know what I'm sayin'? So how do I go about achieving this goal? Fly to LA, hope to catch a glimpse of her and then scream my love for her? Doesn't seem like it'll work. I need ideas.