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Old 12-19-2009, 10:45 PM
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We deliver high quality swamps directly to your door. Offering the finest in bog technology, Swamp Delivery Service was founded in 1939 By the original bog beast and his wife Agatha Kremling, the swamp hermit.



We offer a wide variety of quags and quagmires, mires and mirequags, bogs and bottoms, glades, marshes peat bogs and mudholes. All of our swamp packages come complete with optional bog beasts and swamp critters, poisonous plants and animals. Our moss comes in over one hundred different colors and textures.

Does your living room look boring. Why not spice it up with some pond scum hanging from the ceiling fan? Your home will be the talk of the town after the next party you throw. Here are some examples of the bog beasts we offer excluding the infamous gonkapuss.





We offer 24/7 customer service so put on your waders and call now.
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What kind of insurance can you offer in the event that the swamp beast that will inevitably form on my couch wanders off? Into town. Naked.
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I'll do it if Shrek & Donkey are there.
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Where do you think Shrek got his swamp?
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Where do you think Shrek got his swamp?
I'm sold then
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