The Blowjob

Grog · #1 12-27-2009, 04:32 AM

So LLR,
I've been texting this pretty conservative girl, and we plan to hang out on New Year's Eve. We flirted and agreed to see how far it went, so i think shes down to suck it. However, i don't know how to get her to go for it.

Should I just be straightforward and ask if she wants to give me head, subtle and move her hand to my crotch, or just force her head down and see what happens?

I'll post about what happens on New Years day

Cooldarkknick · #2 12-27-2009, 04:35 AM

Vizier · #3 12-27-2009, 04:37 AM

Just tell her to give you some dome(head).

Anal Assassin · #4 12-27-2009, 05:01 AM

I have yet to get a blowjob. I dream of the day.

litefire · #5 12-27-2009, 05:01 AM

Girl's never want to give head if they don't have too, in my experience.

47 47 47 · #6 12-27-2009, 05:06 AM

Get hammered, which should be easy on new years, and try to be getting head at midnight. Start the year off right!

Anal Assassin · #7 12-27-2009, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by litefire

Girl's never want to give head if they don't have too, in my experience.

make her an offer she can't refuse

BlackopsNinja · #8 12-27-2009, 05:25 AM

Just start makin out with her man. After a bit start rubbing her crotch through her pants, keep this up long enough and she'll get horny enough to do whatever.

Mr. Dazed and Confused · #9 12-27-2009, 05:40 AM

The whole situation screams hand job to me, you are getting a hand job my friend, a hand job.

backseat footjob · #10 12-27-2009, 05:52 AM

why not just get a backseat footjob?

BlackopsNinja · #11 12-27-2009, 06:13 AM

I c wut u did thar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by backseat footjob

why not just get a backseat footjob?

Sydney-Floyd · #12 12-27-2009, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by litefire

Girl's never want to give head if they don't have too, in my experience.

So, knifepoint?

litefire · #13 12-27-2009, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sydney-Floyd

So, knifepoint?

Pretty Much.

My ex never gave me a full blowjob. We always had sex but i wanted sex a lot less than i wanted a blow job.

Peruvian num-nums · #14 12-27-2009, 09:53 AM

Knock her out and just stick it in, keep it simple.

Or alternatively just ask, as Viziser so eloquently put, for some dome(head).

Sir Cornwell · #15 12-27-2009, 09:57 AM

Bet on it. Flip a quarter, one time or best of three, heads I do you tails you do me. That is if you're a gamblin' man.

Agent 008 · #16 12-27-2009, 11:08 AM

adhesive tape · #17 12-27-2009, 03:06 PM

Kiss her, pause for a moment and scream DOME(HEAD)!!! as loud as you can. It always works, always.

**p6867** · #18 12-27-2009, 03:34 PM

It simultaneously makes me facepalm, chuckle and get a warm fuzzy feeling to read a post by a 13 year old.

Dave · #19 12-27-2009, 03:54 PM

Ask her to close her eyes and open her mouth for a nice surprise. YOUR COCK.

Agent 008 · #20 12-27-2009, 03:59 PM

With it still being kinda Christmassy, put on this song at an appropriate time:

[youtube]c6kc_oBDG3E[/youtube]

It has never failed me, ever.

Jerry · #21 12-27-2009, 04:25 PM

well have you actually used it?

A 0% rejection from 0 attempts doesn't count.....

Kurwa Mac Japierdole III · #22 12-27-2009, 04:39 PM

Get her horny and ask her straight up if she can suck your dick. What's the worst that can happen?

Bender · #23 12-27-2009, 05:00 PM

Agent 008 · #24 12-27-2009, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caoltan

well have you actually used it?

A 0% rejection from 0 attempts doesn't count.....

Edit: That smiley looks wrong in the context of this thread.

Chris Hansen · #25 12-27-2009, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Assassin

I have yet to get a blowjob. I dream of the day.

Well as the Anal Assassin it wouldn't make sense to get head! You assassinate ass hole not face hole

StonedQC · #26 12-27-2009, 05:21 PM

Tell her that you have venom in your penis so she needs to suck it out to save your life !

Mogli · #27 12-27-2009, 07:56 PM

Just don't use the Donkey Punch. You're not supposed to use it while getting dome (head).

Method of Madness · #28 12-27-2009, 08:03 PM

This isn't rocket science.....

If you want anything sexual from a girl ,talk with your mouth but flirt with your hand

hard to explain

Sir Cornwell · #29 12-27-2009, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla Guerilla

This isn't rocket science.....

If you want anything sexual from a girl ,talk with your mouth but flirt with your hand

hard to explain

You mean being kind of ambisexterous? All hands and mouth.

Please insert username · #30 12-27-2009, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla Guerilla

This isn't rocket science.....

If you want anything sexual from a girl ,talk with your mouth but flirt with your hand

hard to explain

hmmm

**HLC** · #31 12-27-2009, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla Guerilla

..
If you want anything sexual from a girl ,talk with your mouth but flirt with your hand
hard to explain

I find talking often communicates better than physical signals.
Get on the topic of sex.
And then about what the two of you might want that night.
It helps to be deep into the physical as you bring up the topic.

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