Charlie Sheen threatened me with a switch blade

[Angry Blue Bird of Death]

True story.

[pill popper]

Lying sack of shit

[Morb]

If Charlie Sheen threatened me with a knife, I'd do what he said.

That mofuckah's crazy.

[ColdWinterNights]

Charlie Sheen is overrated.

[Issue313]

And you're still alive? Mr. Sheen clearly has remarkable self restraint.

[CrazyJoe]

I wish Mel Gibson would threaten me with a sawed-off shotgun.

[Morb]

I want Gary Busey to threaten me with his teeth.

[Vox Ducis]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[-PROJECT PAT]

charlie sheen sodomized me with a floresent lightbulb