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Post a pic.. of any girl you're interested in banging

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I want to fuck this girl because shes young, she seems totally into me, she has nice tits, i hear she's good at sucking dick, and best of all she's friends with this girl that i totally fucked over.

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Old 01-02-2010, 04:32 AM
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I'd hit it like a Boeings 747 over New York.

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I'd hit it like a Boeings 747 over New York.

I have a feeling under the clothes its not pretty!
But i guess she's really small and skinny so you can just use her like you would a flesh light.
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You didn't say they couldn't be a celebrity.

Zooey Deschanel really does it for me right now. I'd fuck her to a bloody pulp.
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We all have veery different tastes.
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I have a feeling under the clothes its not pretty!
But i guess she's really small and skinny so you can just use her like you would a flesh light.
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I'm rail thin too so it's allright
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Old 01-02-2010, 04:43 AM
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Also, this... rah rah ah ah ah, roma roma ma, ga ga ooh la la... I'd like to tap that.
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Also this actress/model.

Yeah, her name is Africa.

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can't believe i'm the first.
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Post a pic.. of any girl you're interested in banging

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...0f1ebcf74c.jpg
I want to fuck this girl because shes young, she seems totally into me, she has nice tits, i hear she's good at sucking dick, and best of all she's friends with this girl that i totally fucked over.

I'm mean.
I don't believe you but the girl has very pretty brown eyes.

Last year, I totally wanted to bang this:


Now, I'm really wanting:

I am loving me this bitch.

Too bad I'm a girl.
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I'd hit it like a Boeings 747 over New York.

fuck yea
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I know


This is why I think rape is the only option.
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Also this actress/model.

Yeah, her name is Africa.



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the chick that lives across the street
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You didn't say they couldn't be a celebrity.

Zooey Deschanel really does it for me right now. I'd fuck her to a bloody pulp.


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I bet she likes liserds and chickins too.
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you know thats a hermaphrodite right?
That has yet to be proven

Outside of alicia keys

this is the only one heather would forgive me for



Sweet zombie jesus i love those tits
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did someone just reveal his second account?
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Dont have a second

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Hahaha, no he's not me, I can't stand huge tits like that and wouldn't pay $15k for an engagement ring.. Though our fiances apparently have the same name...
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I bet she likes liserds and chickins too.
I lol'd. And I'm watching a movie with Zooey in it as I type this.

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Also, this... rah rah ah ah ah, roma roma ma, ga ga ooh la la... I'd like to tap that.
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She really isn't!
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Hahaha, no he's not me, I can't stand huge tits like that and wouldn't pay $15k for an engagement ring.. Though our fiances apparently have the same name...
never said i was smart for spending that money but what i did say was

she loved the ring and it was a dolphin shaped ring

the woman loves dolphins

i got it because of the meaning behind it and not the value
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I lol'd. And I'm watching a movie with Zooey in it as I type this.
Have you seen her in the movie Gigantic? If not, check it out, it's hilarious and though it's a wide shot, she's nude in it briefly.

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As said by lil weezy.



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Have you seen her in the movie Gigantic? If not, check it out, it's hilarious and though it's a wide shot, she's nude in it briefly.
I'll have to look into that.
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