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Default Paranormal Activity is a bullshit movie.

When the hell are these people gonna fuck? And the girl is such a little bitch. All she does is complain and say no.

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Old 01-05-2010, 03:38 AM
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I didn't see it, it was obvious hype. But what I am confused about is seeing Avatar in cinemas. People say it's lived up to the hype, but I really don't want to gratify all the advertising that movie sodomised me with. I can only see it in 3D in cinemas though and it might be a classic, so I have no idea. Maybe sneak in the cinema.
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:43 AM
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Default Re: Paranormal Activity is a bullshit movie.

It's pretty incredible. It won't be nearly as good on your shitty 2D DVD copy though. I don't think I'll watch it again until I can watch it in 3D.
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:45 AM
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It's never going to be good no matter what dimension you view it in.

Oh, I read that wrong.

Avatar was incredible.
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:47 AM
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Default Re: Paranormal Activity is a bullshit movie.

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It's never going to be good no matter what dimension you view it in.

Oh, I read that wrong.

Avatar was incredible.
Was? It isn't anymore?
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:47 AM
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Default Re: Paranormal Activity is a bullshit movie.

Avatar was good, though a lot of it was stupid. The big bad guy just has to have an unnecessarily long fight with the protagonist at the end. District 9 was lots better.
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:50 AM
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Avatar was good, though a lot of it was stupid. The big bad guy just has to have an unnecessarily long fight with the protagonist at the end. District 9 was lots better.
Don't ever talk about Avatar that way again, fag8
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Avatar was good, though a lot of it was stupid. The big bad guy just has to have an unnecessarily long fight with the protagonist at the end. District 9 was lots better.
It was an action/sci-fi movie, and you're complaining about action? Didn't see District 9

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Didn't see District 9
It was okay
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:52 AM
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It wasn't worth the money i paid for it. Why do we have tob pay extra fpr 3d when we're not given a 2d option?
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my little brothers friend told me it was awesome, but he's 14 so i disregard everything he says.
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:55 AM
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I value story over action
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:57 AM
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Avatar was way over-hyped.

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All of you better shut your whore mouths. Avatar was the perfect movie.
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Old 01-05-2010, 03:59 AM
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Default Re: Paranormal Activity is a bullshit movie.

Avatar was pretty, not revolutionary.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:00 AM
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Mad Re: Paranormal Activity is a bullshit movie.

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It wasn't worth the money i paid for it. Why do we have tob pay extra fpr 3d when we're not given a 2d option?
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I value story over action
FUCK OFF. You're such a pretentious cock. If it had the most ballin ass story ever but NOTHING ever happened ( think Vanity Fair) then you still wouldn't like it.

Edit: Was Titanic an original story? Were we all praising that because of how incredibly unique it was? No.

But I refuse to argue the point; everyone has their own opinion, and most people are probably saying they didn't like it just to fuck with people.

Also, his next movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0437086/ based off an anime, is probably going to blast Avatar out of the water.

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Old 01-05-2010, 04:05 AM
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Default Re: Paranormal Activity is a bullshit movie.

So you're gonna insult people for voicing their opinions, then refuse to argue because we're trolling you?
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:07 AM
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avatar was gay as hell
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:07 AM
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Default Re: Paranormal Activity is a bullshit movie.

What makes me laugh is how everyone was like "ZomG the guy is such a jerk and an asshole jesus what a dick! :frownface:"

The whole time I was thinking "Wow what a bitch"

He kept fucking around with her to show us her ass/tits and she was damn near throwing the kitchen sink at the poor guy.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:09 AM
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:12 AM
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Default Re: Paranormal Activity is a bullshit movie.

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What makes me laugh is how everyone was like "ZomG the guy is such a jerk and an asshole jesus what a dick! :frownface:"

The whole time I was thinking "Wow what a bitch"

He kept fucking around with her to show us her ass/tits and she was damn near throwing the kitchen sink at the poor guy.
Fucking true that. The best part was when he told her the haunting was her fault. LOL

Edit: The best part is when the bitch gets shot and everyone dies.

Edit Edit: Bug Tea...I like your style.

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Old 01-05-2010, 04:20 AM
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Bug Tea...I like your style.
They all do, at first.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:21 AM
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They all do, at first.
Aren't you EMS? I have a bad memory.


Edit: I'm watching District 9 now. I'll tell you if it's good or not so you all can stop waiting.

Edit Edit: 4 minutes in...Those are the stupidest looking fucking retarded bug eyed aliens I've ever seen.

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Old 01-05-2010, 04:23 AM
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Thumbs Up Re: Paranormal Activity is a bullshit movie.

Pfft, Titanic was bullshit too.

Getting back to Paranormal Activity though, has anyone else seen The Asylum version "Paranormal Entity"? I think the entire cast and crew consisted of no more than 4 or 5 people. It has no credits on the dvd box or at the end of the movie and it doesn't seem to exist on IMDB. Basically, it was bullshit.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:24 AM
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Aren't you EMS? I have a bad memory.


Edit: I'm watching District 9 now. I'll tell you if it's good or not so you all can stop waiting.
YEP.

To be honest, I liked District 9 quite a bit.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:27 AM
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Pfft, Titanic was bullshit too.

Getting back to Paranormal Activity though, has anyone else seen The Asylum version "Paranormal Entity"? I think the entire cast and crew consisted of no more than 4 or 5 people. It has no credits on the dvd box or at the end of the movie and it doesn't seem to exist on IMDB. Basically, it was bullshit.
Wait...Activity is bullshit or Entity?
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YEP.

To be honest, I liked District 9 quite a bit.
The aliens look so dumb though...
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YEP.

To be honest, I liked District 9 quite a bit.
So did I. Good movie, well done.

I don't ask anything from PA other than to scare me. I haven't seen it yet, so I'm gonna let the critic chips fall where they may and I'll decide when I see it.

But I'm prepared to be very disappointed.
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I got District 9 for Christmas and constantinople is dating Ashley. Don't be a home wrecker.
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So did I. Good movie, well done.

I don't ask anything from PA other than to scare me. I haven't seen it yet, so I'm gonna let the critic chips fall where they may and I'll decide when I see it.

But I'm prepared to be very disappointed.
It won't scare you. Maybe make you jump, but it never got to the point where I felt that chill crawl up my spine.
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The aliens look so dumb though...
They didn't look dumb when they were crunching your mother's bones to a fine powder in their mandibles.
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I got District 9 for Christmas and constantinople is dating Ashley. Don't be a home wrecker.
Maaannnnnn I know you're all wise and smart and somewhat of a big deal around here, but why ya gotta dog me like that man?
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Maaannnnnn I know you're all wise and smart and somewhat of a big deal around here, but why ya gotta dog me like that man?
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Wait...Activity is bullshit or Entity?
I was referring to Entity. I haven't seen Activity, but I've heard from someone who's seen both that it's similar and not even a LOT better.

Oh, and District 9 was way better than Avatar.
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District 9 is pretty good I will give it that. The only thing I really dont like is the documentary style.
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District 9 is pretty good I will give it that. The only thing I really dont like is the documentary style.
I've heard that complaint from a few people, and I understand where you're coming from. At the same time I think it was important for him to do it in order to tell his story the way he wanted to tell it. A director following his heart on an unpopular decision like that is definitely not always a good thing, but in this case I'm glad he did. I feel like it was beneficial to the movie in more ways than it was detrimental.
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I've heard that complaint from a few people, and I understand where you're coming from. At the same time I think it was important for him to do it in order to tell his story the way he wanted to tell it. A director following his heart on an unpopular decision like that is definitely not always a good thing, but in this case I'm glad he did. I feel like it was beneficial to the movie in more ways than it was detrimental.
I mean, it makes it all much more personal and much more in-your-face real, but it seems like every other movie is doing it nowadays. Ever since Cloverfield...

Plus it gives me a headache after long hours infront of the monitor.
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Watch the movie before comparing it to cloverfield.
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