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Old 01-05-2010, 11:14 PM
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Default Should I shove this Morphine pill up my butt hole?

I got 30 milligrams of morphine, which I think is a good dose if I snort it, or I could get two or three doses if I buff it. At least thats what I've heard, I've never tried it.

If I try it, how will 10 milligrams be enough? And, more importantly, how do I do it?
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:20 PM
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:20 PM
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I got 30 milligrams of morphine, which I think is a good dose if I snort it, or I could get two or three doses if I buff it. At least thats what I've heard, I've never tried it.

If I try it, how will 10 milligrams be enough? And, more importantly, how do I do it?
I railed 30mg my first time. Nice but I wanted more. Here its best taken orally although ive always railed them.
But by all means, shove it up your asshole
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:23 PM
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Default Re: Should I shove this Morphine pill up my butt hole?

i have heard plugging is has even higher bioavailablity than snorting
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:34 PM
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Default Re: Should I shove this Morphine pill up my butt hole?

Sounds quite badass. Though if you're 10 minutes from a dump: good luck getting off. I wonder if dissolving it in a bit of water and putting it up with an eyedropper would be better?
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:46 PM
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I always have a turd up my ass ready to be pinched out, I take like 3 dumps a day. Maybe I should just take the reliable route.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:51 PM
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Shoving morphine up your ass builds character.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:52 PM
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Shoving morphine up your ass builds character.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:53 PM
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Hell no. Fuckin' rail that bad boy.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:54 PM
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I always have a turd up my ass ready to be pinched out, I take like 3 dumps a day. Maybe I should just take the reliable route.
Eat less fiber bro. That shit isn't normal.
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:01 AM
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30 mgs morphine even up the ass is like one dose tops.
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:07 AM
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ok fuck it (figuratively, but not literally).
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:56 AM
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I got 30 milligrams of morphine, which I think is a good dose if I snort it, or I could get two or three doses if I buff it. At least thats what I've heard, I've never tried it.

If I try it, how will 10 milligrams be enough? And, more importantly, how do I do it?
Ehh man as far as morphine goes I am not impressed. I snorted 60 mg the first time I did it (and 50 mg of hydrocodone gets me good) and barely had any noticeable effects, and even those only lasted like two hours.

I heard good things about Chitosan to potentiate that shit.

So yeah, might as well shove it up your ass. but not really, use a syringe which no one fucking has with water. Turkey baster. Aiiiight.
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:06 AM
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Default Should I shove this Morphine pill up my butt hole?

Kill 2 birdz w/1 stone. Poke it up there w/a highliter.
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:06 AM
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Default Re: Should I shove this Morphine pill up my butt hole?

Dude, the biovailability for morphine orally is fucking HORRIBLE, and it is also for snorting. Google to see what it is for rectal administration, but it's probably really high. Plugging drugs is really not that bad, I've never done it (yet), but it's not like you're doing it to fucking get off sexually, you're doing it to get way higher on less drugs. Just fucking do it.

Oh and like EhLehsDeh said, Chitosan and snorting morphine potentiates the fuck out of it from what I read. Get to it boy.
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:08 AM
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Chitosan is in some of those supplements they sell at the gas station. AYE
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:12 AM
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Yeah put it in ya poopah.
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:25 AM
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Default Re: Should I shove this Morphine pill up my butt hole?

I never really understood the whole chitosan thing, especially since chitosan caps are pretty expensive.

As the procedure goes, are you so supposed to crush up the morphine, mix it with chitosan powder, and then snort the two simultaneously?

Or the chitosan first to prep the sinuses or something?

Anyone *actually* done this? because it's been going around the net for years and I don't think I've ever heard anyone posting results...

Actually, the price isn't horrible, about $8 for 120 500mg caps. NOW foods is a decent brand too( as far as store-brand supplements go), I'd take it over solaray, natrol or nature made any day
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:35 AM
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:38 AM
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Default Re: Should I shove this Morphine pill up my butt hole?

I don't think I could ever put a drug up my ass.

The point I got desperate enough to shove something up my bum would also be the moment when I realize I need to let the fuck up off the dope a little bit.

But hey, if you want to get a bit buzzed then go for it. Nothing to lose except your anal virginity...
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:38 AM
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hes worried he will shit it out you retards. trainspotting anyone?
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:45 AM
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Default Re: Should I shove this Morphine pill up my butt hole?

Don't plug it - mix it up with water, suck it up in a syringe, and shoot it.

Up your ass, that is. This is better than merely plugging it, but even just shoving it up whole is better than any other route except injection.

Just take a shit before. It only takes like 30 minutes to absorb. panthrax wrote a guide to plugging - you should Google it.
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:51 AM
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Yeah i'd wait till i had a rig and bang it personally, but rectal is good too.
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Old 01-06-2010, 01:54 AM
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Default Re: Should I shove this Morphine pill up my butt hole?

Also... 10 mg probably won't be enough. I might split it in half if I wanted to conserve, but would probably just enema the whole shebang.
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Old 01-06-2010, 02:57 AM
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:28 AM
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Alternatively, you could inject it straight into your colon.
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Plugging opiates works relatively well IMO, just squirt it up there and feel a really long/strong buzz much better than snorting or eating.
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Old 01-07-2010, 04:24 AM
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Default Re: Should I shove this Morphine pill up my butt hole?

Maybe its just me, but I was thoroughly unimpressed with morphine. I took like 8 100mg blue ones, and i felt like I had barely snorted 30mg of oxy (which for me is almost nothing to begin with). But since the bioavailability sucks, i shouldn't be suprised. I don't even know why they give that shit to people. Morphine as i understand it doesn't cross the blood-brain barrier very well by itself, which is why diacetyl is so much stronger.

OH. And unless youre positive what kind of pill you have, DON'T try to slam it. I made the mistake of trying to cook up a couple, and found that they turn into fucking gel. Assholes put that in there as some kind of deterrent.

Well those fuckers thought wrong if they thought blue morphine toothpaste was gonna keep me from getting high.

Plugging still doesn't seem to appealing to me. I mean a solid high would be nice, but i just keep picturing squatting over the bathtub with a turkey baster, and my mom walking in just as I shit fecal water all over the tile floor. Just not a great image. But at this point, since Ive just snorted 3 more oxy 80's and just feel CALM, I'm quickly running out of options. I should be on the fucking floor. Dammit.
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Old 01-07-2010, 06:07 AM
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MORPHINE SUCKS. period..
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Kill 2 birdz w/1 stone. Poke it up there w/a highliter.
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Op tho....plug that shit
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...i just keep picturing squatting over the bathtub with a turkey baster, and my mom walking in just as I shit fecal water all over the tile floor. Just not a great image.
Lol, locks? Plus, I'm pretty sure it's a bit easier than you're thinking. I've never done it myself but I understand the concept of an enema and its relatively simple, in retrospect.

Anyways, I can't help but enjoy lulz every time a plugging thread comes up because I just picture all these 16 year old Darvocet addicts shoving whole intact tablets up their browneye with little more than their index finger and a gob of KY Jelly. And no, that's not really a great image, either.
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MORPHINE SUCKS. period..
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MORPHINE SUCKS. period..
Morphine is the equivalent of getting your cock sucked by shiva and being rimmed by miley cyrus at the same time..... if you I.V it
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So OP did you end up doing it??
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