Zoklet 2010 Calendar

[SexyWoodenSpoon]

Okay, the Post your pics thread brought up a calendar so I thought I'd do it. Submit 1 photo each (best, worst, n00dz, photoshopped, whatever). I'll create a poll within a week with all the users who are on-board, we vote, top 11 users for the calendar get Jan - Nov, Dec will be a collage of the runners up. I'll do the leg work putting it together (oh how I will regret that statement)

Submit your pics motherfuckers, I need a new calendar!



Note: I can get these calendars printed with my printers in booklet format if you want a hard copy, otherwise its gonna be PDF bitches.
If you do want a hard copy express some interest in your post and I'll see what the cost will be and minimum order quantities etc (usually 50 but I could work something out). Obviously you'll need to pay the cost of the calendar + shipping but that's entirely your call. Should be quite considerably UNDER 10GBP / ~ 15USD per calendar however it works out including shipping. I'll work something out with the mods too if it goes this way so your money is safe, and so I get reimbursed!

Entries So Far:

SexyWoodenSpoon
Dfg
I Still Needmoney
Uber_Apples
HTS
-MC
Toothlessjoe
OmmEGGA
TehWTF
Snoopy
Misguided Russian
Madejyathink
Hairybushnun
Paco
I Shoot The Missles
Unwyred
The Swede
Veers
ILOVEZOK

[Dfg]

Hmmm, Dammit. I took one for Zoklet but I can't post the Hi-res version.

I will therefore take my submission out of the calendar. I would love to take part but I have some stupid rules which I cannot break.

I hope you guys understand.

Here is the image btw:


Only approved users can see it.

[I Still Needmoney]

Originally Posted by SexyWoodenSpoon

Okay, the Post your pics thread brought up a calendar so I thought I'd do it. Submit 1 photo each (best, worst, n00dz, photoshopped, whatever). I'll create a poll within a week with all the users who are on-board, we vote, top 11 users for the calendar get Jan - Nov, Dec will be a collage of the runners up. I'll do the leg work putting it together (oh how I will regret that statement)

Submit your pics motherfuckers, I need a new calendar!

Seems like I've been posting photos all week, but fuck it, here ya' go.



You need some eye-candy for ya' calender.

[Uber_Apples]

Am I doing it right?

[SexyWoodenSpoon]

Originally Posted by Uber_Apples

Am I doing it right?

I believe so.

[hooloovoo]

The way this is going it's gonna be a calendar of all dudes, ya'know.

[SexyWoodenSpoon]

Originally Posted by hooloovoo

The way this is going it's gonna be a calendar of all dudes, ya'know.

Hopefully not, but you never know. If it works this year I'll keep it going

[Vizier]

Needs moar ladies.

[I Still Needmoney]

Originally Posted by hooloovoo

The way this is going it's gonna be a calendar of all dudes, ya'know.

I look pretty ambiguous really. Most people mistake me for a girl...

[SexyWoodenSpoon]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Needs moar ladies.

This

Originally Posted by I Still Needmoney

I look pretty ambiguous really. Most people mistake me for a girl...

Me too!!! Wait...

[HTS]

Use my sooper hawt tranny pix. MMM YA.

[SexyWoodenSpoon]

Originally Posted by HTS

Use my sooper hawt tranny pix. MMM YA.

Submit it here then!

[HTS]

Originally Posted by SexyWoodenSpoon

Submit it here then!

Perfect for... I dunno. Halloween. Since it's scary. lolol

Unrelated but awesome:

[Vizier]

Originally Posted by HTS

Perfect for... I dunno. Halloween. Since it's scary. lolol

Unrelated but awesome:

Someone bit that lego's head hard.

[HTS]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Someone bit that lego's head hard.

lol when I was younger I heated up a pin and melted the hole into him. I think it was supposed to be a gunshot.

He's now half (lego)man, half (lego)bot. I rebuilt him. I had the money.

[-MC]

first 'shopped contestant?

edit: pic fixed

[bornkiller]

Originally Posted by I Still Needmoney

I look pretty ambiguous really. Most people mistake me for a girl...

Maybe if you left the eye liner off they wouldn't, if it wasn't for the coffee stain on the bottom of your chin I wouldn't have been able to verify your gender.

[Toothlessjoe]

This one pl0x.

[OmmEGGA]

[Rodrat]

sorry for taking so long hopes its not too late.

[Tunicate]

I did not mean to fail, I promise I was not contacted after august... but I will still take the originally planned picture! and until then

[Snoopy]

[bornkiller]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

Heya Snoops.....where yah been bro

[Lman1578]

Originally Posted by hooloovoo

The way this is going it's gonna be a calendar of all dudes, ya'know.

I know your a sexy fem, but i dont think zoklet really knows.

[Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland]

Originally Posted by Uber_Apples

Am I doing it right?

You look like my brother... But somewhat more feminent.

[nuclearrabbit]

Originally Posted by TehWTF

I did not mean to fail, I promise I was not contacted after august... but I will still take the originally planned picture! and until then

WHAT

[SilkySmooth]

What's the point in releasing a calendar if everyone has already seen the pics that are gonna be in it?

Originally Posted by Vizier

Needs moar ladies.

I sent a nice (non-nude!) pic in to crazzyass and MissC in the summer when they were planning to make a calendar. Only one other girl did too though apparently, so it never came to fruition. I would let you get that same pic off them for this one, but the whole posting the pics before the calendar is released and having people vote on them puts me off, esp. since there's no guarantee that this one will happen either! Makes it seem more like one of those silly sexual attractiveness threads they do in LLR sometimes, so I think I'll sit this one out...

[Paco]

Originally Posted by Toothlessjoe

This one pl0x.

so i hear you leik travelling somewhere new on trains.

[birdy]

Originally Posted by SilkySmooth

I sent a nice (non-nude!) pic in to crazzyass and MissC in the summer when they were planning to make a calendar. Only one other girl did too though apparently, so it never came to fruition. I would let you get that same pic off them for this one, but the whole posting the pics before the calendar is released and having people vote on them puts me off, esp. since there's no guarantee that this one will happen either! Makes it seem more like one of those silly sexual attractiveness threads they do in LLR sometimes, so I think I'll sit this one out...

This, minus the part about sending in a photo, i totally forgot/got lazy/didnt care.

[Toothlessjoe]

I do.

[Misguided Russian]

Hardcore is a way of LIFE.

[SexyWoodenSpoon]

Originally Posted by SilkySmooth

What's the point in releasing a calendar if everyone has already seen the pics that are gonna be in it?



I sent a nice (non-nude!) pic in to crazzyass and MissC in the summer when they were planning to make a calendar. Only one other girl did too though apparently, so it never came to fruition. I would let you get that same pic off them for this one, but the whole posting the pics before the calendar is released and having people vote on them puts me off, esp. since there's no guarantee that this one will happen either! Makes it seem more like one of those silly sexual attractiveness threads they do in LLR sometimes, so I think I'll sit this one out...

Fair play, I'm serious about it though so if you submit and there are only 12 entries I'll just make the calendar out of them.

Up to you.

[Cegstar]

What program are you using to make the calendar?

[SexyWoodenSpoon]

Originally Posted by Cegstar

What program are you using to make the calendar?

MS Paint... Nah it depends, if this actually takes off then it will be sent to the printers, if it is me I'll possibly just do it the same way as I usually do: PS / AI. Why? Are you offering a hand!?

[Cegstar]

Originally Posted by SexyWoodenSpoon

MS Paint... Nah it depends, if this actually takes off then it will be sent to the printers, if it is me I'll possibly just do it the same way as I usually do: PS / AI. Why? Are you offering a hand!?

iPhoto has a calendar program. You can even order off it, taking off the middleman (trusting a zoklet member to send it... if that's how you're doing it).

I'm looking into custom backgrounds for it - I'd love to at least attempt to help.

[SexyWoodenSpoon]

Originally Posted by Cegstar

iPhoto has a calendar program. You can even order off it, taking off the middleman (trusting a zoklet member to send it... if that's how you're doing it).

I'm looking into custom backgrounds for it - I'd love to at least attempt to help.

I'm fully legit with that, if you want to pitch in (and that goes for anyone, please do) As for the trust aspect - I'll sort something out with the mods.

[BastardLunatic]

Originally Posted by TehWTF

I did not mean to fail, I promise I was not contacted after august... but I will still take the originally planned picture! and until then

At least you are the one who is making the calendar look better than it would be without you, I cant say that for the rest of the people (With honorable exceptions of course, if there are any ).

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by BastardLunatic

At least you are the one who is making the calendar look better than it would be without you, I cant say that for the rest of the people (With honorable exceptions of course, if there are any ).

What the fuck are you talking about, nigger? My pic is sexy as FUCK.

[BastardLunatic]

Originally Posted by Misguided Russian

Hardcore is a way of LIFE.

I'd give this man January.
stereotypes ftw

Edit: Someone with skillz, sh00p the forest covered in show, or some shit like that

[BastardLunatic]

Originally Posted by Snoopy

What the fuck are you talking about, nigger? My pic is sexy as FUCK.

You think you are being humorous?
Cause you look pathetic to me.
Maybe you like to shove that dildo in the pooper?
Make a vid then come back to get your piece of glory and 5 minutes of fame.
Attention hog.