Bill Keller told me to go to hell

[HAS]

When you see the reason why you will laugh:



I've been sending him various emails. All polite, but exposing his ridiculous theology and the many, many ways it contradicts with the Bible. Now I am a Christian myself, but I full endorse anything to stop Bill Keller. Christians, athiests, and anyone else should be against him. He's a complete charlatan, a liar, and an enemy of &T. I propose we declare full scale war against Bill Keller on behalf of Zoklet. I will be making more threads with more of my conversations with him -- many of which even better than the above, quite a bit so --and tips on bringing him down.

For now, I recommend emails to him bkeller@liveprayer.com attacking his anti-Biblical doctrines and his "prophesy" that John Kerry would win in 2004 (see this Wikipedia article for details). Here are some quotes from my emails to him that will get you started on his theological errors:

You deny the simple truth of baptism for the remission of sins (Mark 16:16, Acts 2:38, John 3:5, etc...). You claim that a bunch of anti-Christs (1 John 2:22) are "God's chosen people." You even have the gall to assert -- in direct contradiction to Jesus' own words (Matthew 5:17) -- that Biblical law is no longer in effect, although this is understandable considering that the law calls for you to be stoned as a false prophet.

Right, I'm going to hell for mocking you for being a false prophet? Perhaps you should read your Bible bill -- if you even have one. I seem to remember Elijah mocking the false prophets of Baal (1 Kings 18:27) and Jesus Christ himself said that he was the greatest man to be born of a woman (Matthew 11:11-14, Luke 7:28, Matthew 17:12-13). Is that not a good standard to follow?

I also think it would be great if someone with the right abilities could get the address and/or phone number(s) of Bill and his Korean wife who live somewhere in Southwest Florida -- near St. Petersburg.

Please help me in this glorious crusade! If you have any suggestions for me I am happy to hear them. Let's finish what Ziggurat started on TOTSE and ruin Bill Keller!

PS. I guarantee that the picture I included is 100% genuine. I didn't even blur out the email I used or the nickname and fake initials.

[Unwyred]

As long as you don't invlove Zoklet's name in this and those involved take responsibility for their actions and realize the consequences of fucking with people with power.

There are many who have come before you and many who will come after. I hope you're prepared for the Pandora's box you're about to open. Again, please do not involve Zoklet's name or anyone else from this site.

BTW, that's fucking hilarious.

[HAS]

There's no reason for us to involve Zoklet. I say we just call our group "Dead Prayer."

[Jeff The Hunter]

Originally Posted by HAS

There's no reason for us to involve Zoklet. I say we just call our group "Dead Prayer."

We could fuck with him pretty good.

[pill popper]

Lol, dont get your asses sued

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by HAS

There's no reason for us to involve Zoklet. I say we just call our group "Dead Prayer."

Thank you. That was Ziggurat's failing; also do not organize any activities for your "campaign" here. Though I'll laugh my ass off at the results, keep correspondence and organization off the boards so as not to implicate the rest of the community; thank you.

[HAS]

Another email I just wrote to Bill (haven't got a reply yet). Entitled "I saw an inspiring bumper-sticker the other day":

Bill,

As I'm sure you well know, American colleges are bastions of liberalism. The professors love to mock the Bible and teach evolution -- even though it's only a theory. The parking lot is full of cars with Obama bumper-stickers. However, the other day I saw something quite different -- something inspiring. A bumper-sticker with the comical phrase "Let's Kerry Bush out of the White House." There are still people out there supporting Kerry's bid for the Presidency. People who will work for his upcoming campaign and make him President just like you prophesied!

Sincerely,
Robert Smith

[HAS]

Originally Posted by 2-0-0-4

Lol, dont get your asses sued

You people need to stop being so afraid. To quote the Bible "you will flee when no one is pursuing you." (Leviticus 26:17). What can he do? Sue us for "obstruction of commerce" like he threatened last time, a Freudian slip I think. For the sake of following the rules and being cautious we won't involve Zoklet, but we must not be afraid of this clown. If you're interested in joining my crusade against Bill Keller email vizier357@gmail.com. I'll accept suggestions and intelligence and delegate tasks. Through cooperation when can bring him down!

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by HAS

You people need to stop being so afraid. To quote the Bible "you will flee when no one is pursuing you." (Leviticus 26:17). What can he do? Sue us for "obstruction of commerce" like he threatened last time, a Freudian slip I think. For the sake of following the rules and being cautious we won't involve Zoklet, but we must not be afraid of this clown. If you're interested in joining my crusade against Bill Keller email vizier357@gmail.com. I'll accept suggestions and intelligence and delegate tasks. Through cooperation when can bring him down!

I didnt say i was afraid of nailing the bastard but i am a little cautious as to how much of a bitch he will turn into when the harassment starts

[Mor3BL7]

OP got the idea today by my post in Totse Bill Keller thread

[HAS]

Originally Posted by Cyssero

OP got the idea today by my post in Totse Bill Keller thread

I think so. Although, this is by no means the first I've heard of him.

[harry_hardcore_hoedown]

What a hardcore faggot.

[Midnight Sun]

i wonder if his email screens out goatse

[Mantikore]

hes not a cat person

[Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger]

Originally Posted by Mantikore

hes not a cat person

We should all e-mail him this picture:

[Mogli]

lol It's so fake

[HAS]

Originally Posted by Mogli

lol It's so fake

I swear it is not! He's just angry because just prior to that email, I sent him this one:

[Former_Member]

They aren't doing anything he can retaliate for, unless they start attacking again with illegal activities like before- no harm can come from organising here.

P.S: Completely ridiculous to believe in any specific deity, or worship any.

[Jerry]

SOunds like he has a default replies for messages he doesn't like.

[Lurker_Man]

I can't see any of the screenshots. My phone won't show them in a good resolution just all pixalated.
Anyanyone want to copy paste for me?