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Old 01-12-2010, 06:39 PM
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Ginger hair, somewhat pale complexion, situated in the northern hemisphere (ie: long winter with no sunlight). What kind of simple easy to use product ( like a body wash) can I use to easily give myself a SLIGHTLY less-pale look. I don't want a spray on tan or anything but something similar.

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Old 01-12-2010, 07:04 PM
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It still exists in the northern hemisphere.
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Old 01-12-2010, 08:20 PM
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now this may sound like a strange and radical idea go outside or if your really desperate to a tanning salon and pay 20 bucks to get a little bit darker
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Old 01-12-2010, 08:35 PM
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It still exists in the northern hemisphere.
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Old 01-12-2010, 08:42 PM
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Old 01-13-2010, 01:31 AM
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niacin tablets will cause a skin flush (reddening effect) for maybe up to an hour.
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Maybe purposely walk around with your pant's zipper down.
When you see people checking out your downed zipper, it may lead to a reddening of your face.
Reward: Red face being better than pasty white face.
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Ya, because spending time outside when its any where from -10 to -45 Celsius is really high on my to do list.

Summer time is not a problem, I look like a normal, souled, human being. Winter, however, i take on the perfect face of a non-human ginger.

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Old 01-13-2010, 04:31 AM
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stand in front of the window when the sun comes through lol
could work?
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there are moisturizers in the bath products aisle that have a very slight tanning agent which will induce a slight tan over time. Much easier to use than sprays or foams, just moisturize everywhere after bathing. They even make it specifically for fare skin tones.
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stand in front of the window when the sun comes through lol
could work?
Works for cats, why not OP?
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Old 01-14-2010, 03:36 AM
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Works for cats, why not OP?
well he said it was cold

all the sun minus the shrill temperature
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