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Confused Half-plant/half-animal creature discovered

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/...ly/?test=faces



Apparently it's a slug that produces chlorophyll and uses photosynthesis.

Pretty weird.
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Old 01-14-2010, 12:34 AM
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Awesome.
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Seriously though, that's an awesome discovery. Sea creatures are so complex and weird sometimes.
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first a man goat an earthquake in haiti and now this
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Interesting.
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The real question here is, how does it have sex?
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This guy has been studying them for 20 years according to the article, why are we just hearing about this? It's pretty damn cool.

Wait nevermind there's 600,000 google results.
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Old 01-14-2010, 12:42 AM
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The real question here is, how does it have sex?
Spectacularly.
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How would we have sex with it?
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This guy has been studying them for 20 years according to the article, why are we just hearing about this? It's pretty damn cool.

Wait nevermind there's 600,000 google results.
Yeah, its really not news, and I don't see why its being reported as such. They were discovered in 1870 FFS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elysia_chlorotica
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I would like to own one as a pet, and then bring it out of its tank to throw on my friends
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Yeah, its really not news, and I don't see why its being reported as such. They were discovered in 1870 FFS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elysia_chlorotica
I think the article is implying that it is a more recent discovery that the algae they consume is what has changed their DNA.

Yeah, it's chronologically old, but I've never heard of this before. They always told us in school about all these kinds of creatures and they told us that they were completely separate.(like how animals cannot take on the traits of difference species) This is just more proof that such ideas are outdated.
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Thats disaponting that it's OLD.
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first a man goat an earthquake in haiti and now this
This, what next?
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pretty awesome. i wonder if we can apply it to ourselves. we could become the second men or something.

or use it to grow meat on other animals in a more environmentally friendly manner
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pretty awesome. i wonder if we can apply it to ourselves. we could become the second men or something.

or use it to grow meat on other animals in a more environmentally friendly manner
Yeah, the average person could literally grow meat on trees.
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Well I do try...
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I think the article is implying that it is a more recent discovery that the algae they consume is what has changed their DNA.

Yeah, it's chronologically old, but I've never heard of this before. They always told us in school about all these kinds of creatures and they told us that they were completely separate.(like how animals cannot take on the traits of difference species) This is just more proof that such ideas are outdated.
Please tell me your school didn't expose you to evolution.
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Please tell me your school didn't expose you to evolution.
Actually we never did. Even though I live in California, I happen to live in an area that's a conservative hell hole.

Fuck, we didn't even learn about protection. Just that "the only way to have safe sex is to no have it at all". :rolleyes. Bear in mind that this was actually a public school.
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one word: bioshock.

we must just remember that its still only a theory of how the slugs evolved the ability to produce clorophyl, so we should infact not be all that impressed. living things have the potential to do anything, and this is a good example of that statment
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