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Old 01-16-2010, 10:49 PM
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Grin This is th sole reason I wish I lived in australia

We are looking for some topless male waiters to come and serve some drinks beside the pool at my friend's Hens Party and have a laugh.

You don't have to have a good body!

You won't be touched or groped or mobbed by a bunch of women and we are not cougars!

DATE: Saturday 06 February 2010
TIME: (TBA) Any time from 12pm - 7pm
LOCATION: (TBA), Lower North Shore, NSW

UNIFORM:
- Swimwear (Speedos, etc)
- Bow Tie (We will supply)
- No Shirt!

REQUIREMENTS:
- A fun attitude
- A sense of humour

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$45 per hour

If interested, please email me at least 2 pics -- one showing your face and one showing your body (with minimal clothing or naked gets my attention)





Fuck that is like an ideal job
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:50 PM
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Not if you have a small penis it isn't.

It's probably necro[keely]a's ad.
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You won't be touched or groped or mobbed by a bunch of women and we are not cougars!
Really what's the point then?
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Sounds like a hootenanny.
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:54 PM
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Really what's the point then?
They're lying. Really they're all shemales trying to trick you.
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i wish there was a restaurant or a club like that in canada. i would have become a stripper but i cant dance and gay men creep me out
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the good thing about australia is there is no cock whisperers like you here
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the good thing about australia is there is no cock whisperers like you here
http://thecockwhisperer.blogspot.com/
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I got my hopes up, then realised it's from way back in Feb. You're a dick.
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Date Listed 28/02/2010
Location Auckland


Hey,

We are looking for well built young men to be topless waiters at hens nights,
ladies nights etc.

You must be in your 20s, goodlooking, and work out with weights.

We provide wage, fee bar tab, and a dream job friday nite situation.

please apply with, name, age, height, weight, mobile number, and photo,

PS, if you already to this type of work, please contact us, about swapping
companies and we will talk dollars with you.
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