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Old 01-17-2010, 10:29 PM
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Few years back, living in Texas I used to eat lunch at a strip club with friends. Now, this is a fine line between creepy and stupid, I never got lap dances I really didn't care that much.
But holy shit these sluts would tell me their electricity was shut off, they JUST ran out of gas in the parking lot dono how they will get home, and my favorite my boyfriend broke up with me and took all the food.
Anyone heard this kind of shit?
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Old 01-17-2010, 10:33 PM
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Strippers are just a bunch of lying whores. I wouldn't trust em as far as I could throw em.
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Old 01-17-2010, 10:47 PM
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Some guy I used to be friends with was a bouncer. These stories are there to butter you up and get the cash flowing. Women are all self serving drama queens, and woe to the chump who forgets that
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who goes to strip clubs to eat lunch
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who goes to strip clubs to eat lunch
Someone that just wanted to snatch a slice of pie?
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who goes to strip clubs to eat lunch
Someone that wants to see vaginas?
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Old 01-18-2010, 12:07 AM
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who goes to strip clubs to eat lunch
I always wondered why a strip club was even open at noon.
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Old 01-18-2010, 12:18 AM
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greasy ass desk workers..
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Old 01-18-2010, 12:19 AM
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*Takes notes*
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Old 01-18-2010, 04:35 AM
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Some guy I used to be friends with was a bouncer. These stories are there to butter you up and get the cash flowing. Women are all self serving drama queens, and woe to the chump who forgets that
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Old 01-18-2010, 04:41 AM
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There's something in the mentality of a stipper. They're all so helpless.

Some are deviously cunning, but still just so helpless.
I guess you need a low sense of self-worth to be a stripper.
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Old 01-18-2010, 04:41 AM
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She didn't give me a story; just a nasty look and a, "You're supposed to tip." So I gave her a dollar and went and sat in the back.
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