So last week was our family reunion shit and most of my family are ugly ass farmers and the other half are prissy ass government people who are high priced faggots. So the reunion is at this huge ass mansion one of like 5 my aunt owns which is sick cus if you want you can just grab a 24 and peace out. So I grab a blunt and head to the basement with a 24 and find my uncle's bar area which is basically a mini bar inside of his house complete with shitty ass music a jukebox and a big screen TV.
Iam all happy playing it out and decided might as well speed this shitty ass reunion up, so I grab the blunt turn on the TV and crack a beer (right after I realized he had the draft hooked up so I coulda stole the beer
The party is raging upstairs (not literally its all just politics and farmtalk) and thats when all my little cousins come down, so I went from being alone to being with a bunch of faggot ass 8-14 year olds, so I peaced out of the mini bar and went to the old smoke house/sauna.
I strip down and grab a towel and right as I open the door two of my hot fucking 17 year old cousins go to come out, Lisa and Jess. So I was like w.e and still go to go in and Jess peaces out and Lisa stays in. Lisa is a foxing fox (piks at the bottom) she's slim, tall, great heart shapped ass, and small little handfuls of tits.
So me still oblivious to the obvious sign of her staying behind and blunt still half smoldering go to the far end of the sauna and start puffing away with a mickey of whiskey hiding under my towel, when all of a sudden she just takes off her top towel and reveals the hottest smoothest creamiest tiny ass titties youve ever seen. I was speechless I didnt even know what the fuck to say and then she comes over takes the blunt and takes a huge puff and says "Wanna pass the time faster" and by this time Iam fucking rock hard and rip the towel off only to smash the bottle of fucking whiskey on the rock floor
After that huge amount of failure she laughs it off and grabs my cock slowly jerking me off while sucking on my neck. By this time I couldnt care less about her being my cousin, the 90% chance of us being interrupted or the fact that I didnt have a condom. I was getting really close so I grabbed her beautiful heart shaped ass, pulled the towel off with the other hand and lifted her above my cock. By this time she was begging me to put it in and she was shaved perfectly...
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So were going at it full out and thats when she says "I have herpes", So my uncle gave me herpes and my aunt came into the Sauna and said you moving in with your Uncle and Aunt in Bel Air...
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