Scientists discover a substance that can travel faster than light.

[master killer]

You know what that is?
DIARRHEA.
Fucking diarrhea reaches critical mass the moment it is expelled from the anus at terrible velocity, creates a rift in the space-time continuum, breaks the Universe, and another Big Bang occurs, which destroys the essence of existence.
This happens really quickly, and by the time you realize, the law of probability has taken care of everything and you're back to sitting in your plain old toilet suffering from terrible cramps and an aching stomach.


Sources:

CERN.*




*Crazy Eddie Running Naked.

[Jordan]

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Originally Posted by master killer

You know what that is?
DIARRHEA.
Fucking diarrhea reaches critical mass the moment it is expelled from the anus at terrible velocity, creates a rift in the space-time continuum, breaks the Universe, and another Big Bang occurs, which destroys the essence of existence.
This happens really quickly, and by the time you realize, the law of probability has taken care of everything and you're back to sitting in your plain old toilet suffering from terrible cramps and an aching stomach.


Sources:

CERN.*




*Crazy Eddie Running Naked.

[slowdown]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to master killer again.

You are on a roll tonight, MK.

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Originally Posted by slowdown

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to master killer again.

You are on a roll tonight, MK.

Hahahaha. Welcome to the club.

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by 449

Its mah fukkin slowpoke niggers!

[slowdown]

Originally Posted by Deluxe Edition 2010 Beta

Hahahaha. Welcome to the club.

Club, you say?

*lights cigar and drinks from a glass of brandy on the rocks, stirred not shaken*
*is all refined and shit*

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Originally Posted by slowdown

Club, you say?

*lights cigar and drinks from a glass of brandy on the rocks, stirred not shaken*
*is all refined and shit*

Oh, no. This is a biker club.

*Lights cigarette*

*Takes out beer mug*

[Walrus Jones]

Originally Posted by Deluxe Edition 2010 Beta

Oh, no. This is a biker club.

*Lights cigarette*

*Takes out beer mug*

Oh, no. This is a rave club.

*downs 6 MDMA pills*

*takes out GHB mug*

[slowdown]

*still smokes brandy and drinks cigar at rave club*

[CrazyJoe]

Explosive Diarrhea