so i meet this girl on craigslist

[Rainycity]

and she wants to touch my penis, but im afriad im going to end up with a bag over my head and dead, plus she only gave me the cross streets to where she lives and even if i wanted to fuck her which she does want to do i would just be standing theere.

[pill popper]

How much is this gonna cost you

[LSA King]

You are afraid of a woman? lolwut?

[Rainycity]

im 18 she is 35 she could have a boyfriend or stab me and its not costing me nothing.

[Little Miss Sunshine]

Nice....getting with a lonely house wife.

Those are the best, they don't want to be in a relationship.

Edit: I sound like such a guy.

[Herpy Derpy]

I thought you were married?

[Sir Cornwell]

Why is she? Why a street corner and not a Mickey's/Starbucks? It seems so freaky. No?

[Dysgraphia]

Originally Posted by Rainycity

and she wants to touch my penis, but im afriad im going to end up with a bag over my head and dead, plus she only gave me the cross streets to where she lives and even if i wanted to fuck her which she does want to do i would just be standing theere.

Be sure to get her checked. She might have an STD.

Protection first!

[Travis Bickle]

Its probably a dude, and I think you know to

[Unwyred]

I figured you could do better than a 35 year old house wife dude.

She's not going to be tight, dude. I bet she's a bit laid back in the grooming and hygeine department as well.

[Herpy Derpy]

I hope everyone realizes that this is a troll thread...

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by peu4000

I hope everyone realizes that this is a troll thread...

I know it is a troll thread
Good ol rainy couldnt get anything but a hooker and a fugly hooker at that

[Rainycity]

comeo on guys she sent me a pic of her boob but it wasnt looking tight teen but i think i could of hit it, its a 35 year old women why would i lie about that maybe if i said 18 year old virgin who onlywants to touch my penis and never speak to me again/

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by Rainycity

comeo on guys she sent me a pic of her boob but it wasnt looking tight teen but i think i could of hit it, its a 35 year old women why would i lie about that maybe if i said 18 year old virgin who onlywants to touch my penis and never speak to me again/

Dude, I know what you mean. I had practically the same thing happen to me. 30 something year old desperate housewife starts chatting me up from one of those stupid facebook apps, rather than craigslist, telling me she wants to suck me off, rock my world and fuck me all night. I did some research into her and she was married, with kids and was a member of one of those swingers clubs.

Don't do it Rainy, that's tainted love right thar. If I were you I'd tell that bitch to get a vibrator and leave you the fuck alone, otherwise you're liable to end up with a dick full of rashes and a bad case of the clap.

[Rainycity]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Dude, I know what you mean. I had practically the same thing happen to me. 30 something year old desperate housewife starts chatting me up from one of those stupid facebook apps, rather than craigslist, telling me she wants to suck me off, rock my world and fuck me all night. I did some research into her and she was married, with kids and was a member of one of those swingers clubs.

Don't do it Rainy, that's tainted love right thar. If I were you I'd tell that bitch to get a vibrator and leave you the fuck alone, otherwise you're liable to end up with a dick full of rashes and a bad case of the clap.

some good solid advice here, i will refer to this in the future and thus preventing future exposure to stds, i just wish you told me that before i had sex with her lol/

[Unwyred]

Originally Posted by Rainycity

some good solid advice here, i will refer to this in the future and thus preventing future exposure to stds, i just wish you told me that before i had sex with her lol/

Godspeed Rainycity, Godspeed.

[Sir Cornwell]

God smack. At least he's in a city with lots of smack if he needs it.

Now.

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by Rainycity

some good solid advice here, i will refer to this in the future and thus preventing future exposure to stds, i just wish you told me that before i had sex with her lol/

When it turns green and falls off

we will all laugh at you

[Legend]

Originally Posted by Sir Cornwell

God smack. At least he's in a city with lots of smack if he needs it.

Now.

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I find this song appropriate.

[pill popper]

Originally Posted by Legend

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I find this song appropriate.

That would be very appropriate especially when his dick falls off