Welcome to Vanilla Guerilla's Crematorium

Method of Madness · #1 02-12-2009, 11:37 PM

Discounts for burn victims

joecool · #2 02-12-2009, 11:39 PM

I laughed, I hope you're happy.

-kthxbi

Method of Madness · #3 02-12-2009, 11:40 PM

Indeed I am

Are you interested in the 2 for 1 special?

Maybe for you and you significant other for Valentine's Day?

Jordan · #4 02-12-2009, 11:43 PM

Can I see a full menu please?

Method of Madness · #5 02-12-2009, 11:49 PM

Single-$99 ( Valentines Day only, 2 for 1 !!!)

Multiple but less than 4-$220

Family (4+)Discount at $60 a body, initial fee of $280

Oh and also to the right we have The Blackened Rib Restaurant

Todays special is Mexican food....

Made with real mexicans, not that cheap imitation

OneSadisticFucker · #6 02-12-2009, 11:51 PM

Free dip?

Method of Madness · #7 02-12-2009, 11:52 PM

Yes, chips and salsa are free

Along with water

jheit8 · #8 02-12-2009, 11:53 PM

How much are urns?

OneSadisticFucker · #9 02-12-2009, 11:56 PM

Wow... what a deal, I'm there.

Method of Madness · #10 02-12-2009, 11:57 PM

Plastic is free with purchase

Ceramic is 39.99

Marble ( color varies) is 89.99

Custom engravings are .99 a letter (( Discount for R.I.P TOTSE)Its popular these days)

Method of Madness · #11 02-13-2009, 12:05 AM

Tell your friends!!!

Bring your family!!!!

We have activities planned for the children

Method of Madness · #12 02-13-2009, 03:24 AM

Step right in children, we will let you press the ignitors

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