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Old 01-27-2010, 08:49 AM
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After my beloved dog passed away at 14, I've been constantly depressed all month. The house just seems empty without my dog. My job just doesn't seem worth it anymore now that I don't have a dog to greet me and cheer me up after a long day of work. Hell, life in general just seems bland and worthless without him.

So I decided to fill that empty void with a new puppy. He is a pure white akc German shepherd and I fell in love with him the minute I picked him up. He isn't ready until the 14th so I have plenty of time to come up with a name and make preparations. My little brother wanted to name him Bolt after the Disney movie character Who just so happens to be a white German shepherd as well. I myself was thinking more along the lines of Kasper, a short easy to pronounce name that isn't too bad.

What do you think my puppy should be named? I want something epic yet stylish. Keep in mind that I intend to shorten whatever name to one or two syllables for the sake of convenience.
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Old 01-27-2010, 04:47 PM
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Snowball.

Or gimpy...good luck with an akc german shepard...
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Old 01-27-2010, 05:54 PM
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kilo.
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shithead (old family favorite there)
"hey you, stop that!"


actually, kilo's my favorite.
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Old 01-27-2010, 06:16 PM
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Dog. That would be a perfect name.

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AKC Disqualifications
Cropped or hanging ears.
Dogs with noses not predominantly black.
Undershot jaw.
Docked tail.
White dogs.
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Old 01-27-2010, 07:49 PM
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Jeff Hunter.
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Old 01-27-2010, 07:57 PM
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Snowball.
That was going to be my suggestion.
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:01 PM
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artic, and arty for short?
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Ruppert
Snowgirl- a black mans white women
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:09 PM
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"What's your dog's name?"
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:15 PM
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Spike.

This one always wins, its what I named my dog after the rugrats from when I was a kid, normaly provides luls.
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Old 01-27-2010, 08:25 PM
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:33 PM
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If I had a dog like that, I'd have called him "Snow"...

Good luck with your new dog, I hope you'll have as many great times as you had with your old one.



EDIT: And post pictures when you get him for fucks sake!
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that way you can claim your either a final fantasy nerd or an acid head, depending on who you're hanging out with.
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name him Linux
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omfg so many stupid girly faggot names call him tyson or shizer.
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Name it zok.
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He is a pure white akc German shepherd and I fell in love with him the minute I picked him up.
Adolf Hitler

Or the Jew Hunter.
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:35 PM
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:48 PM
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Ooh, those are handsome.



Name him Thor. Or Zeus. Or Zaphod, lol. That dog is going to be such a chick magnet for you.
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:17 AM
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Ooh, those are handsome.



Name him Thor. Or Zeus. Or Zaphod, lol. That dog is going to be such a chick magnet for you.
they're awesome dogs. Thor was going to be my suggestion.
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Blanco
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Cause they're cliche
If you want to be cool name him something simple like Homer or Jack
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