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Old 01-28-2010, 06:19 PM
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Let's post outrageous stuff. Preferably not very well known stuff, too (I've seen goatse, thank you very much).

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Old 01-28-2010, 06:25 PM
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Let's post outrageous stuff. Preferably not very well known stuff, too (I've seen goatse, thank you very much).

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lol, internet.
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:48 PM
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Is that....is that milk?
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:52 PM
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Is that....is that milk?
the white stuff: yes
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:54 PM
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They broke the tip of her pussy with Photoshop.
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:59 PM
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Probably considered old, but still a good one:

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Old 01-29-2010, 06:41 PM
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:54 AM
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http://www.poolparty.com/poolparty/i...1/rainbows.jpg

WARNIG: this picture is so nsfw that even thinking about it will get you fired from your job.
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Old 01-30-2010, 04:01 AM
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GOOD GOD what the shit was that. fuck, that is some nasty shit. I was drinking some hot chocolate too. fuck shit. crap.

DO NOT LOOK AT THIS IF YOU HAVE A SMALL TOLERANCE FOR GORE.
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Old 01-30-2010, 04:23 AM
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A lovely short film:

http://www.spankwire.com/Article.aspx?id=51835
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That was a pretty wicked collection
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I dont wanna click on the link... Anyone stupid enough to do it and tell me what it is?
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Old 01-30-2010, 04:52 AM
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How the fuck do they do these things to themselves?

I mean, how the hell do you skin your own dick or slowly, methodically cut out your own testicles?
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Old 01-30-2010, 05:13 AM
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I dont wanna click on the link... Anyone stupid enough to do it and tell me what it is?
Don't be a bitch. Just because we all threw up doesn't mean you will.
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this whole thread is fap
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Old 01-30-2010, 05:11 PM
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Don't be a bitch. Just because we all threw up doesn't mean you will.
Meh... Its not that ba... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?!? HOW THE FUCK CAN HE STAND CUTTING HIS DICK OPEN?!?!?!?!??! HE FLATTENED HIS COCK!?!??!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!!??!?!!?!? SOMEONE STOP THIS FAGGOTRY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!












Eh... Its probably cause they could never get laid, so they found a better use for it amirite?

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they just super glue thier dick back the next morning and its all good
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Old 01-30-2010, 08:09 PM
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How the fuck do they do these things to themselves?

I mean, how the hell do you skin your own dick or slowly, methodically cut out your own testicles?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_Ol...s:_Final_Round
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oh my god that is horrible.


i wanna see a chick do that. could be some good fap material.
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Old 01-31-2010, 01:12 AM
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Old 01-31-2010, 03:45 AM
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oh my god that is horrible.


i wanna see a chick do that. could be some good fap material.
http://www.efukt.com/20590_Suicide_By_Dildo.html

ok... it's another dude
but it's worse
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:05 AM
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http://www.efukt.com/20590_Suicide_By_Dildo.html

ok... it's another dude
but it's worse
It would be hot for a chick to do . guys are just fucking disgusting.

i have no idea how the fuck thats even possible. wouldn't all your internal organs get in the way?.
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You know what, I could not watch that cock mutilation shit. I dunno why.
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Some of those guys must on serious painkillers
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Old 01-31-2010, 10:28 AM
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When I entered this thread, I thought &T had prepared me... I was wrong...
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heres cool stuff
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Internal bleeding much?
I really don't understand how it's not...anyone care to explain?
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http://www.efukt.com/20590_Suicide_By_Dildo.html

ok... it's another dude
but it's worse
I feel gay. I was waiting for death or blood, anything really to make-up for seeing a dildo poking through a guys stomach, but no, just back and forth until it finished.

Oh and I suppose they start small? Maybe their organs move out of the way? Uh, flexible intestines?
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:21 PM
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Won't watch. Even reading about those bastards made me want to kill them in horrible fashion. Watching the vid wouldn't be healthy at all.

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I really don't understand how it's not...anyone care to explain?
either his body adapted to his "hobbies" or the gif is fake

I don't know. But I know that things I would've considered impossible are possible. Like this for example:

goatse having fun with butt plug
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:3

EDIT:

made me lolimg]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/141000-1/Vaginamouth.gif[/img]
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^ is fucking disturbing.
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I've seen worse, but sadly I didn't think of saving them at the time.

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wow just fucking wow
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these are mediocre at best
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these are mediocre at best
Yep its all mostly old
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