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Old 01-29-2010, 02:05 AM
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Ok so my cat was thinking about ripping dealers off with counterfeit bills, but she didn't like how the dealer could realize that he got ripped off and come after her. So she was thinking that it would be perfect to go to concerts (the ones around here are small and trendy) and buy molly or e there with counterfeits, then flipping them on her own time. Has anyone had experience with this, or something similar? She's not too worried about making perfect bills, as the shows would be dark and the transaction would be quick.
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Old 01-29-2010, 02:09 AM
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Old 01-29-2010, 02:33 AM
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Ok so my cat was thinking about ripping dealers off with counterfeit bills, but she didn't like how the dealer could realize that he got ripped off and come after her. So she was thinking that it would be perfect to go to concerts (the ones around here are small and trendy) and buy molly or e there with counterfeits, then flipping them on her own time. Has anyone had experience with this, or something similar? She's not too worried about making perfect bills, as the shows would be dark and the transaction would be quick.
Already has been done by people I know. Not at concerts dough, more like clubs and shit where crap flashes and if it's not dark enough, find a dealer that's wasted as fuck.

Other than that, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow. Meow meow, meow meow.
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:08 AM
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Good. Passes my test. Just make sure they're good. Throw in real bills inbetween fake ones and vice versa.
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:28 AM
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These might be easier:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhOGDQcF7wU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui_vtWXbA7s
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Old 01-29-2010, 12:28 PM
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my only suggestion is, carry a gun with you at all times...cause dealers are not to be fucked with and they know everything when it comes to money.

a good idea would be to pop down to your local primary school and get in with the little 'kiddies' there...the kiddies that are dealing at schools or colleges...
get their numbers and then meet them at concerts and get the drugz off them...at least you not fuckin with nigerian drug lordz that have been in the game since little wee tots.

the idea of hammered dealers soundz good though...but what is the chances of a hammered dealer coming to your concert?that is the question....soundz like a lucky dip to me

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Old 01-29-2010, 12:45 PM
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wow i have never seen this show.
good ideas lol
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Old 01-29-2010, 05:29 PM
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The Real Hustle is a great show for learning how to commit crimes, just like Masterminds and It Takes a Thief.

A couple of points about those videos:

they're all great ideas, especially the third one. The first two had the con men impersonating law enforcement, which is a separate (and pretty serious) offense. If one were to try those first two methods, one would be better off trying to impersonate someone from a bank, or some official-sounding-yet-made-up institution (eg "The Mercantile Securities Commission").

In the counterfeiting sticky thread, I suggested (hypothetically) slipping in your own pen, which marks all bills with a "legitimate" color. Just sayin'.
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Old 01-29-2010, 08:41 PM
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Do you have a death wish? Any smart dealer would get a good look at every customer...i always get as much info as possible about people who buy from me. Youre basically asking for a bullet between the eyes.
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Old 01-29-2010, 10:37 PM
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the 2nd seems the easiest, but you need 2 ppl to do it, and the confidence to act as an authority figure, some ppl just won't be able to pull that off

the 3rd, you can do alone, but little profit, need to do it again and again.

if you can make a bunch of fake notes, you can just buy stuff off craigslist
make some $10 and 20's and buy items that are worth $200 or more...the seller will be more flustered that they have to count a stack of bills, and not even think to look for fakes
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:30 PM
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Your best using, bills from destroyed atm machines. Or bank robberies, which I doubt you(or your cat) have done. It works best, because the dealer can get rid(or use) of them too.
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