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Old 01-31-2010, 04:06 PM
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Hey everyone.

Last night I was doing some hardcore fapping and something happened.
When I was done I turned around and seen that my lamp behind me was flashing like a yellow/orange colour and it was emitting a burning plastic/ Chemical smell with lots of smoke.

Do you think I could of generated enough energy during an orgasm to blow up this light bulb or is it just a coincidence.

Btw it is a compact fluorescent light bulb and here is a pic of it.

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Old 01-31-2010, 05:23 PM
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I think you stuck the wrong bulb into your lamp.
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:35 PM
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It might if the plug was connected to your asshole
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Old 01-31-2010, 06:41 PM
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Screw it into your asshole, that should tell you if something is wrong with the bulb.
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Cum into the socket and screw the bulb back in. Notify me of the results.
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Screw it into your asshole, that should tell you if something is wrong with the bulb.
Judging by the picture there is something clearly wrong with the light bulb.

Maybe some one can test this out as I am out of light bulbs atm .
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It might if the plug was connected to your asshole
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Default Re: Jacking off causing energy leak ?

Power fluctuations. Welcome to my world. Energy savers die like that all the time. I have 3 burned Energy savers and one of them came from a fucking lamp.

It was, at best a coincidence.
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Faggots. I cant stand you people.
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Power fluctuations. Welcome to my world.


I laughed because it's so true, they practically have mules running to generate power over there.
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I think you stuck the wrong bulb into your lamp.
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Happens to me everyday
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Haha at people living in 3rd world nations.
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Your chi is definitely out of whack (lol), brah.
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I debate sending this over to Paranormal.
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This thread made me LOL.
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I get this, except with smoking crack. I smoke crack, electronics break. EVERY TIME. fucking crack.
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Default Re: Jacking off causing energy leak ?

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Hey everyone.

Last night I was doing some hardcore fapping and something happened.
When I was done I turned around and seen that my lamp behind me was flashing like a yellow/orange colour and it was emitting a burning plastic/ Chemical smell with lots of smoke.

Do you think I could of generated enough energy during an orgasm to blow up this light bulb or is it just a coincidence.

Btw it is a compact fluorescent light bulb and here is a pic of it.

You don't generate energy at all. You're so fucking stupid it amazes me.
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You do generate energy. How stupid are you ^
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