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Frown My neck won't pop.

And it's starting to hurt like a bitch. This is what I get for going from neck massages every day to NOTHING.

Someone fix it or I'll cry, I swear to god I will.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:14 PM
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I just ate dinner and dessert in under 8 minutes. I should clock this shit.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:17 PM
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:18 PM
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Very natural smile on the bloke on the right.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:19 PM
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I wanna buy the world a coke.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:20 PM
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Don't think you could afford it.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:22 PM
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I'll pay in good will towards men and pictures of puppies.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:24 PM
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Coca Cola only accepts cold hard cash and souls.
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If you try to get around Coca Cola and go straight to the source, polar bears don't accept sexual favours and cheap photos of supper.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:26 PM
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Bartering with a polar bear is a good way to get your face chewn off.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:27 PM
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I guess that explains the dude's peculiar visage.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:29 PM
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Somebody told me once I wouldn't last 30 seconds after kicking a bear in the testicles. I have a morbid desire to test this theory.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:31 PM
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A polar bear can crush a human skull with a single swing.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:32 PM
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What about a black bear? They don't seem nearly as tough.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:37 PM
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What about a black bear? They don't seem nearly as tough.
They tend to be armed though.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:38 PM
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Black bear; Adult males typically weigh between 125 and 550 lbs
Polar bear; Adult males weigh between 770-1500 lbs

Black bears are fucking weak.
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Old 02-02-2010, 03:40 PM
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They tend to be armed though.
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Black bear; Adult males typically weigh between 125 and 550 lbs
Polar bear; Adult males weigh between 770-1500 lbs

Black bears are fucking weak.
But if I give it a menthol I can distract it and takes it's weapon, right? A pack of Newports and a bottle of grape drank and that bear's bitch ass is mine.
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Black bear; Adult males typically weigh between 125 and 550 lbs
Polar bear; Adult males weigh between 770-1500 lbs

Black bears are fucking weak.
An adult black bear that weights 125 pounds, what's that some kind of third world bear?
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Here let me help.

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An adult black bear that weights 125 pounds, what's that some kind of third world bear?
American black bears are the smallest bears in the world, they're the bitches of the bear world. There's a reason they get eaten by grizzlys.
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:18 PM
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I hate fat people who complain about joint pain. It's fucking insulting to people(Me) with legitimate 'problems'.

Whenever I visited the doctor or went to physiotherapy there would always be these fat cunts whining and bitching and demanding "treatment"...
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I hate fat people who complain about joint pain. It's fucking insulting to people(Me) with legitimate 'problems'.

Whenever I visited the doctor or went to physiotherapy there would always be these fat cunts whining and bitching and demanding "treatment"...
You sure do bitch about your back and joints a lot. You're like an old man.
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I hate fat people who complain about joint pain. It's fucking insulting to people(Me) with legitimate 'problems'.

Whenever I visited the doctor or went to physiotherapy there would always be these fat cunts whining and bitching and demanding "treatment"...
Dude. I'm a horse trainer, I've broken most of my bones. The fuck have you done to fuck your body up so bad?
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:33 PM
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Dude. I'm a horse trainer, I've broken most of my bones. The fuck have you done to fuck your body up so bad?
What doesn't kill you makes you horribly disfigured and debilitated.
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Dude. I'm a horse trainer, I've broken most of my bones. The fuck have you done to fuck your body up so bad?


Where is the money in horse training?
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Where is the money in horse training?
Racing and eventing are both very profitable if you're any good.
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Old 02-03-2010, 07:34 AM
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Dude. I'm a horse trainer, I've broken most of my bones. The fuck have you done to fuck your body up so bad?
Skiing + Bad genetics.
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My neck won't pop either. If it doesn't cooperate soon, I'm gonna kick its ass.
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