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Old 02-02-2010, 04:50 PM
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Default Ugh, I'm hairy. (Tattoo advice)

I'm pissed. I finally decide what/where I want a tattoo and now I realize I'm a hairy motherfucker and its probably going to look weird. The plan is a sleeve down the future, but I was going to start with a picture of Bertrand de Born by Gustave Dore from Dante's Inferno.



Not the whole picture, just him and maybe the rocks he is standing on. The plan is on the palm-up side of my forearm.



Here's the only pic I have access to of my arm. Its pretty hairy on the underside of my forearm too. Fucking gay I hate my genes.

Anyway thoughts? Shave my fuckin arms every week? Peace.
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:57 PM
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:57 PM
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Default Re: Ugh, I'm hairy. (Tattoo advice)

Get some laser hair removal bro.

But seriously, dont get a tatoo, shits gay.

And dont hate your genes, imo hairy men are better, more sexy. and they have more testosterone.
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Epic image for a tattoo nevertheless.
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Old 02-02-2010, 05:08 PM
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Mate I remember you posting a pic of your beard before

It's fucking awesome

Don't get rid of it!
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Old 02-05-2010, 02:42 PM
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Get a razor, you fucking ape?
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Old 02-05-2010, 03:07 PM
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Old 02-08-2010, 01:20 PM
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Default Re: Ugh, I'm hairy. (Tattoo advice)

Okay I cropped Bertrand de Born and made him bigger and traced it all out in gimp.

I'm gonna bring the stuff to the tattoo people today and see what they think/get it estimated. I want to try and figure out the non-tattoo portion like what he's going to be standing on/whats going to be around him. Its going to be all black/shades of black so theres some stuff to figure out.

And Yeah HTS, I've thought about that as well. I'm gonna see what they think about a penis being on the forearm.

I mean even blown up to the size I'm getting it the penis is pretty unnoticable. And even if it is noticeable, the dudes in hell, and in hell obviously everybody is naked.

And if it bothers me that much I guess it could be modified to have him wear pants later on...or have a cloth over that thing.

Any more thoughts?
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Default Re: Ugh, I'm hairy. (Tattoo advice)

Lots of hairy people have tattoos. You are extremely epic btw. The artists shaves you before the tattoo (they shave the area even if the person isn't hairy). After that it doesn't matter, it'll be fine.
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