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Written by Bender
The New Night Ops Thread:

Post all about the missions that you've been doing during the night. Whether it be stealing, vandalism, exploring, or anything interesting that you came across.

Ill start it off,

One night my buddy was out car hopping ...
Written by M@X
This is a creepcentral publication
Carding: Carding: Online, Instore, Going through vendors and advice, Phishing for change of billing addresses
Including drops and what you need to know;Huge guide written by me

kay major updates done to this ...
Written by SLIM
Well SWIM is going to have a go at this soon.
He is going to get some 25% cotton paper from the store (that's all they have) and print a scan of a note onto it.
Now, the only thing that will be hard to forge is the foil string down the note, and on ...
Written by StokedUp
AsianSurprize here,

A lot of you may show interest in barcoding which I found was a fairly safe way of scam/theft. Many of you may have read my experience post on Totse, however I think it got deleted so I'll just repost a small guide to let you ...
Written by AsianSurprize
I was looking for a official novelty ID thread and didn't see one so here it is

I have always wanted to get into this, I am no expert. In the spirit if totse if everyone contributed info I can edit the first post to have a comprehensive guide as ...
Written by fishmonger
ok you guys will love this one. i found this idea on a past thread on this site. so i watched the video and decided to try lock shimming. for people who dont know already, lock shimming is the use of a "shim" to open up a "lock" ...
Written by The Phreak
Hey guys,

I used to lurk around (totse mostly) when I was younger and thought I might contribute to the forums an article on pickpocketing (not necessarily the magic parlour type of course ;) ), but first I thought I'd ask if there were anyone else ...
Written by Penumbra
This is a very simple technique with many layers of complexity. Many people on here post about selling items that they don't intend to ship, and then get scared when the buyer starts initiating dispute proceedings and calls their local police.

The ...
Written by BadShovelhead
Hey i am interested in learning how to launder money.
I have a plan and i want to discuss it, along with hearing other peoples ideas.
If you have an idea I would love to hear it.

I will not discuss my idea on zok, but pm if you have MSN,
if you ...
Written by J-Mak
Written by me, obviously

Now most of you will know about tor, if you don't then I recommend reading this site;
http://www.torproject.org/

The thing is you can't just download it, let it run and expect to be as anonymous as you think. yes Tor ...
Written by SLIM
Welcome to the official Car Shopping Thread.
I've stolen thousands of dollars worth of shit since I was a teen, iPods, iPads, cash, drugs, powertools, anything you can think of.
At one time or another, there was always something I was doing, usually ...
Written by Naffy
Introduction to the various types of alarms in use today.

So we will discuss the circuits that guard a building's perimeter. Therefore, they are used primarily on doors and windows. The most common member of this family is the magnetic switch, the ...
Written by ysr2096
Mentioned in another thread, it's easy as fuck concept.

Advertise an abandoned house on craigslist/gumtree, obviously if it's a mess then get new locks put on the doors, fix the windows and clean the place up. Get odd bits of old furniture put into ...
Written by SLIM
I've made this post - well, just the part dealing with internal hard drives - on Totse, I might have made it again on here, and I really don't give a fuck. There's also an x-box / other electronics return fraud thread. We're going to ignore it, ...
Written by BadShovelhead
Okay, so. In other situations and countries like during war homicide (person killing person) is not a crime. Although the United States has a policy of detaining and charging enemy combatants with murder even during an occupation. So you see you ...
Written by MAYOR
This requires one accomplice. Essentially you find a defective flatscreen TV. You can find these in the dumpsters of electronics stores, or even on Craigslist if you are extremely lucky. Basically what you do is slam that bitch on the asphalt as ...
Written by Struwwelpeter
"These don't fit"

This scam is easy to do. The mark is a high end retail clothing store (something like urban outfitter) where you can buy designer clothing - jeans work best. Before attempting the scam, the con should go to the store, ...
Written by Zok
So even though this isn't necessarily a "BAD IDEA" I think that this is the best place for such a valuable piece of information because those who frequent this forum are the ones who can have the MOST use of this info. The Reid Technique ...
Written by nm43388
Written by Syphilis
I thought I'd make some small updates to this text of mine and get it posted up. 419 scamming is still a huge money maker for the Nigerians, and as you know anything a nigger can do, a white man can do better.

Well we all know of these scams, we've ...
Written by SLIM
the majority of swindles out there are just copies of each other. the only "innovation" of most of today's "new scams" involves applying old principals to new situations.

it has been said that "fear is your best friend or ...
Written by Struwwelpeter
CONTENTS

Intro/encryption/proxies/basic hacking: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=954319&postcount=1
Solving errors: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=954900&postcount=9
Anonymous internet: ...
Written by Syphilis
Hey everyone are you tired of paying for xbox live? Do you want as many arcade games that your HDD can hold?

Of coarse you do and I will show you a VERY VERY simple way to phish xbox live accounts using a fake xbox website that you cant tell teh ...
Written by Captain Politik
The Original Switcheroo Scam?

Oldie

1.) Someone goes on eBay and searches for something that they have, but is out of working order. Usually electronics. There can be no apparent physical damage to the property. It's just 'out of order'. Same ...
Written by Struwwelpeter
After reading the cybercrime thread, I realized that malware and hacking tools really do facilitate a large part of cybercrime itself. Unfortunately, no one had described any of these two things, so I just made this guide to things you need to ...
Written by v0x
Introduction

Amazon.com is the worlds biggest merchant(store) and has almost every single product I have ever searched for! Example: there are these cookies that I always get at the mall and one day wondering if amazon has them... WELL THEY DO! ...
Written by Captain Politik
If you were in need to disguise your own finger prints, but leave leave fingerprints, how would you do it? Many scenarios could require this, let alone just wanting to frame someone else for, well, a distasteful course of action.
Edit: Only older ...
Written by Drizzt
Cremation is becoming increasingly popular these days. This is probably because caskets, gravestones, burial services et cetera are so expensive. It is also convenient to be able to spread the remains of your loved one's wherever you please. Today, ...
Written by Struwwelpeter
I wrote this here screenshot-heavy guide to learn you niggas how to defraud websites and scam intangible shit (cd keys, game time and xbox live points cards/subscriptions, etc.) that you can resell later.


First off, you're going to need a couple ...
Written by Purple Sprite
Over 20 Ways to Monetize Botnets For People With No Morals
Written by v0x

Here are over 20 great ways to monetize your botnets. I threw in a few general cybercrime/hacking/blackhat internet marketing money making methods too that relate to ...
Written by v0x
CONTENTS

Basics: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1038729&postcount=1
Wireless card recommendation: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=1216251&postcount=29
Attacking networks: ...
Written by Syphilis
Background ( from CNN )

The following document is an instructional guide on assassination found among
the CIA's training files for "Operation PB Success" -- the agency's covert 1954
operation that overthrew the democratically elected ...
Written by Goji
Written by purewhitepanda
Quote:
What is the 'original switcheroo scam'?

Oldie

1.) Someone goes on eBay and searches for something that they have, but is out of working order. Usually electronics. There can be no apparent physical damage to the property. It's just 'out ...
Written by Dfg
It's hard to get caught with most crimes if you do everything right. Probably 99% of 'criminals' get caught by making stupid elementary mistakes which can be easily avoided.

1. Getting complacent and careless
Skipping steps to protect yourself ...
Written by Syphilis
The following is a guide of how one might get rid of something FOR GOOD, and the retrieval of this item would be nothing short of a miracle.

I've read so many times here on zoklet and on &T that the best way to get rid of something, an object ...
Written by Refacull
S.w.i.m needs:

-A Internet Money exchange that will at very least accept payments from Paypal.

-A Internet Money exchange that will NOT cooperate with countries such as USA, Britian, Canada, and Australia(NOT just for tax evasion)

-A Internet ...
Written by hotbod
Title says it all.

If you have or know of any good guides on how to grow or manufacture a particular drug, post it, or post a link to it. If it's a good quality guide I'll add it to the list below so it's easily found without sifting through dozens ...
Written by Syphilis
I type this really, really quick I'm sure there are errors. Just wanted to add something before DFG closes the BI Guide thingy.





Pandora's Assassin's Guide to Concealing and Securing.




Table of Contents

Brief History/Introduction.
Hiding ...
Written by Bender
I read these articles about FBI surveillance a while ago. The general techniques are used by federal police services around the world (not just the FBI in the USA.)

http://vowsa.com/2009/08/18/understanding-fbi-surveillance-part-1/

At best, the ...
Written by Syphilis

BLESS YOUR BRAINS WITH THIS ONE- READ CAREFULLY


This new technique i came up with(spent hours upon hours at it)may look complex but its actually very easy to do and once you get the gist it is a very quick process too, it involves opening up a ...
Written by fannyfart
All the Archived threads: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/forumdisplay.php?s=&f=37&page=1&pp=20&sort=lastpost&order=desc&daysprune=-1&prefixid=archived


MAJOR CRIME

Credit card fraud: ...
Written by Syphilis
I understand this place to have quite a collection of literary enthusiasts and laureates, and as such I thought it would be a good place to seek inspiration and enlightenment for a novel I'm working on. So, as it is the main character has ...
Written by idklol
Written by xannex
Id appreciate some Rep points for this one;)

SWIM Does this all the time, and never gets old or caught on.


I havent the time to search through your hundreds of posts but I really like this website and really want to contribute some ideas.


...
Written by FrankAbagnale
This is going to be a beautiful Short Story.

disclaimer:
Everything detailed in this guide is completely fictitious, and cannot happen at all in real life.

Fuck Ebay. Dont use it, dont open an account, dont try to scam using it.
This Setup is ...
Written by FrankAbagnale
I have all a dead person's documents, he died when he was 19 and would be 21 now. I remember reading in the Anarachist Cookbook, you could set up fake idenitiy with this, is it still like that? Can I make a fake ID with a dead person's birth ...
Written by 3-I'd/Spetsnaz
The official PayPal/eBay fraud thread

Since we get so many questions on scams related to eBay and PayPal, I decided to make a thread dedicated to it.

I'm going to maintain a collection of the best links and info. If you have any good info, tips, ...
Written by Syphilis
What are some simple disguises that'll make you look normal but still change the way you look. I'm not talking about black clothes, sunglasses, black beanie, etc. I'm talking about disguises that change your appearance. For example, here's some ...
Written by Blunderfail
A while back I wrote a guide detailing how to bypass a variety of security systems and sensors they use. I decided not to post it anywhere because I'd rather keep my secrets and discuss them with people who have some intelligence. Luckily for me, my ...
Written by Virus
Massive collection of interesting resources

http://thepiratebay.org/user/x_DontTreadOnMe_x/0/7

Includes:
-Weaponry resources.
-Explosives resources.
-Forensics resources.
-Terrorism/guerrilla warfare/anarchist resources.
-Interrogation/psychology ...
Written by Syphilis
The Australian Fake ID Thread

Since I've never yet seen an Australian license template, I thought I'd start this thread where resources can be collected over time.

Keep in mind this is for Australian photo ID/license resources and specific ...
Written by Syphilis
An open discussion of dining and dashing!

Wondering about your guys' techniques if you were to do something like this. It seems to me it'd be easier to do them at high-class restaurants, because less people there are poor and would ever do such a ...
Written by Ravan
It'd be nice to have a compliation of good places to buy useful things (e.g. magnetic card readers, lock picks, ID supplies etc.)

If you have something to add, post below and I'll add it to the list. Please only post links that you have personally ...
Written by Syphilis II
From Beginning to End Pedobaiting - the way I do it
an in depth guide to a quickbait, otherwise known as tl;dr;
but this will make you good money. so whatever. Also, this is strictly for educational purposes. Yes.


.: The Pre-show

1. Have an ...
Written by Ravan
Lol a
Written by DrGoogfan
There are quite a few posts out there in the shoplifting threads, as well as loose posts on other threads that discuss the art of box stuffing.

As a huge fan of our shoplifting thread here in Bad Ideas, I have decided that there is enough ...
Written by GimmeTheLoot
Written by ScumBag
edit- THE ULTIMATE FAKE ID GUIDE 2011 VERSION 8 IS RELEASED NOW

btjunkie.org/torrent/The-Ultimate-Fake-ID-Guide-2011-Version-8/423934ca40a26b3de68b44f83fcf43aeee5cc880cad2

This thread has The Ultimate Fake ID Guide 2011 Version 8 updates ...
Written by mkmk
Hey boys, I'm here to introduce you crooks and carders and cheats to the idea of prosthetic effects. Prosthetic fx is an art used in theatre and movies to transform an actor to fit his role. It's used to make a nose, chin or cheeks look bigger or ...
Written by DragonKicker
How to make $6K -$10K a month harvesting Catalytic Converters

So, times are tough – economy sucks, no jobs, etc. And a man has to make a living.

Well with a small investment and little risk one can easily make $6000 - $10000 monthly (maybe more) ...
Written by bojangles
Found this on another forum. Dunno if it looks like a good idea, in the sense that it could be really stupid, though I’m not entirely sure. Here's the link if you want to read the original thread.
Quote:
pedofile.jpg

I make quite a lot of money ewhore'N chat ...
Written by Zanick
Written by CountBlah
Would the mailman think anything is suspicious delivering to a house with a sign for real estate , or a business nearby that he probably hasn't delivered to in
Written by Corey
So I know I made a post about these kind of threads that any bad idea and your abilities, wits and determination can make you quick and easy money; it's about what's suitable to you and seizing an opportunity when you see it- but this is more of a ...
Written by SLIM
How can i get verified paypal account without a bank account, and without a credit card?

any proven methods?

anybody want to make $ by verifying it for me? not giving you the info, you'd haver to give me your routing numbers and tell me the amount ...
Written by Corey
- Just thought i'd share some hopefully useful info i've learned online here and there with the rest of you guys

pedobaiting - extorting men/women at online chatrooms and convincing them to send you money, for various sexual purposes. for cam show, ...
Written by Corey
Written by Rcheat6
Let's talk scenarios on how to obtain prescriptions from doctors.

Other threads of interest:

How To Obtain A Prescription of Your Choice http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=183664

How to write fake prescriptions for pills ...
Written by ShadyLady
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"""Legality of Getting Paid To Marry For US Citizenship

People from many countries that are underdeveloped try to get into the United States and acquire a US citizenship.

There is no limit to the efforts that people make to ...
Written by King Koklet
Have you ever seen on movies, tv shows, etc where people scam some old/ugly male into buying them a ticket to a destination because they posed online as a young/hot/supple/tanned skin female?

Well I have, but really have no idea on how to go about ...
Written by Sniper78
This is definitely elementary but when watching someone buy fish at Walmart this came to mind and...it will work...if you don't mind fish cruelty.


Go to Walmart and ask to buy a bunch of the most expensive fish they have.
I saw like mini-sharks or ...
Written by gusboy
I searched, and maybe i did it wrong, but I couldn't find anything here
in Bad Ideas about becoming a Slumlord.

So if this is in the wrong place, or is a duplicated thread,
then please feel free to move or remove it.


OK, Here's the deal.
An old ...
Let's discuss methods for subduing a person either from a distance or up close. There was some discussion in the the Purchasing or making chloroform? thread brancing out from chloroform, some ideas mentioned where tranquilizer darts & DMSO and ...
Written by ShadyLady
Note: Pictures will open in a separate window.

1st Tools of the Trade Thread Link

Items you need:

Hook Vinni is a trusted seller Tutorial on using a hook
Superloc detacher Vinni is a trusted seller
Neodymium magnets
Boxcutter or X-acto knife
...
Written by ShadyLady
Buy something from a large dept store and have them ship it to your house. After you receive the package, wait a few days and call customer service.

You: Hi, just wanted to check the status on my package...
CS: Sir, the package was delivered last ...
Written by uncleadolf
It seems like this cant possibly work, but whats stopping me from putting fake coins in a coinstar? Chuckie cheese/ arcade tokens
most arcade tokens are about the size of a quarter and cost less
I feel like this may work but i have no idea how a ...
Written by Peoples Elmo
ITT we discuss ways to live for free or as closely to free as possible, BI style. I will continuously update the OP. I threw a few categories out there, more can always be added.


Stealthiswiki


Guide written by Dizzie, posted on Rorta, 'Stop ...
Written by ShadyLady
Go on ThePirateBay.org
DOwnload a movie
Burn it using Nero.
Sell it at a Flea Market.
$$

An extremely quick money maker. Especially if you get a good rep; good prices & good quality, something easy to supply!

This requires a reasonable ...
Written by Hadouken
ITT we discuss what to do with stolen possibly traceable electronic devices. Cell phones, laptops, ipods, etc. Hopefully, this thread will eliminate a gazillion different, 'I have a stolen cell phone & don't know what to do with it' threads. I'm ...
Written by ShadyLady
So, I've decided to take my time and actually contribute to something I might care about in the future and ended up writting an instore carding tutorial for one of my friends. Since I've already started I decided to finish it and post it here. Not ...
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-chain-vpns-for-complete-anonymity-2011-11
Quote:
Big name individual hackers and hacker groups everywhere in the news are getting caught and thrown in jail. Everytime I see something like this happen, I won't ...
Written by zombo.com
Welcome to the Fifth ShopLifting thread of Zoklet

How To Make a S3 Key
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Written by ShadyLady


You need four of these magnets to make a S3 key.
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/proddetail.asp?prod=BX084-N52&cat=168

Be careful with the ...
Written by Define-Security
Ok, here goes.
SWIM has a court date a few weeks from now. The case itself is irrelevant except to say that SWIM is most likely going to county for (hopefully) 3 months or less. SWIM got out of county jail recently and found it really isn't as great ...
Written by Markus Larkus
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