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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-07-19, 19:04
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Default Teaching underage girls to masturbate...

...over tha interwebz.

heh. Yeah. I knew that would get your attention...

Sooo... like most of the twenty bajillion other idiots on here, I have a problem. Not surprisingly, this being S&A, this problem involves a friend, and her genitalia.

She's a fascinating girl, and a classic product of moderate to severe neglect... okay, severe neglect. It'd be really, really easy to write her off as a complete blinking idiot if you talk to her, but I've never seen anyone seriously light the fuck up the way she did when one of her questions led to a discussion of electromagnetic and nuclear theory, and she's really fucking quick... but most of her actual learning opportunities... or even human interaction... amounts to the hip-hop her older sister's boyfriends are playing, and that's about it. Fucked up, really...

One of the side effects of this is that the entirety of the sex education she's recieved came from the guy that raped her when she was in second grade. As he was a remarkable dumbfuck even for a kiddie rapist in the ghetto, you can imagine how inadequate this is.

...we've covered some of the things she didn't know - that a clitoris exists, what a clitoris is, that there is a urethera somewhere between it and the vaginal opening rather than just peeing out of the whole damn thing, and a few of the physical changes that have happened between second grade and now, but... she seriously did not know any of these things... at all... and is probably missing a whole lot more.

Incidentally, she's a very sexually driven girl, and despite the suggestion to rub around the top of the v of the joining of her labia until something feels different, well... she's known that a clitoris exists for about 36 hours, but still doesn't know where to find one. Or what to do with it if she does.

...which brings me to my question. This strikes me as, well, horrifically unfair to the girl, and I feel it only a sense of justice that this and a few other inadequacies in her formative educational experience be rectified. 'n no, sadly the showerhead does not detach on the end of a hose, it's fixed into the wall.

So, &totse, here is my question to you. Since I'm nowhere near this girl - how the hell do you teach a girl how to masturbate over the god-damn intarwebz? How do you teach someone to find their clit when they poked around for it and cannot find it? Thoughts? Tips? Suggestions? This poor deprived girl needs your help!

...I now await the opportunity to pick the gems out of the reams of highly-entertaining trolling. Don't let me down, &totse.
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Old 2007-07-19, 19:09
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Somebody set us up the cam.
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Old 2007-07-19, 19:28
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Default Re: Teaching underage girls to masturbate...

find a video of a chick mastrubating and send it to her.perhaps an instructional video? and if she still dont get it, give up.
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Old 2007-07-19, 19:33
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why dont you just go find it for her?
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Old 2007-07-19, 19:49
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Default Re: Teaching underage girls to masturbate...

take a picture of yours and send it to her?
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Old 2007-07-19, 21:00
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Tell her to fuck around on redtube.
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Old 2007-07-19, 21:26
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Default Re: Teaching underage girls to masturbate...

porn. every single thing i know about sex, i learned from porn and medical encyclopedias i found when i was little. i was also a neglected child.
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Old 2007-07-19, 21:30
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Wow! talk about to catch a predator. Chris Hansen I will fuck you up
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Old 2007-07-19, 22:25
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Hmm... www.clitical.com has tutorials for women, and pics too (not hot pics either... surprisingly disappointing).
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Old 2007-07-19, 22:28
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Find some good, softcore lesbian porn that doesent involve anything too freaky. Most of that shit tends to focus on women rubbing their clits and massaging each others bewbs and moaning orgasmically.yay
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