Nutmeg: the Legal Marijuana
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First off I would like to state that I am crazy. Second I would like to state that I already have many drugs already under by belt which includes; tobacco, spray paint, alcohol, weed, ephedrine, lorecet, prozac, dicyclomine, lexapro, pamine forte, adderall, seroquel, swarm, effexor xr, caffeine, dxm, maxiphen adt, kava kava, thorazine, and last, "for now", nutmeg. Finally, Third I would like to give you a little information about myself. I am currently eighteen, about five foot ten, caucasian, male, freshman in college, living in the dorm, in good physical health, and on a mission to try every drug I can get my hands on.
Now lets get started answering the age old question, "Can nutmeg really make you intoxicated?" It all started one night when I was drunk. I had returned to my dorm room feeling really good and not really in a mood to sleep, so I turned my computer on and started surfing the web. I then remembered a website that I had been on looking up information about DXM and other semi-legal drugs. I quickly found the site and eventually ran into the many contrasting reports of how you can get intoxicated by eating nutmeg. Reports on the effects of nutmeg ranges from, hallucinogenic effects, intoxication, and finally to having no effects at all, so naturally I wanted to experience it for myself.
I went down to my local wal-mart and purchased a two point twelve ounce, which is equal to sixty grams, of `great value' ground nutmeg. `Great value' is just the wal-mart brand of ground nutmeg. I wanted to get some whole nutmegs and grind them up myself, but I could not find any and was forced to just get the ground nutmeg. I was worried that it would not work because of reports I had previously read claiming the nutmegs must be purchased whole and then ground at home for any effects to occur. The reports backed there claim up by stating that the ground nutmeg was too dried out and would not work so you would have to buy whole nutmegs and grind them up yourself. I later found out that the reports are wrong. No matter what form the nutmeg is purchased in grinding it up and eating it will result in intoxication. I am not sure whether the whole nutmeg would be stronger than the ground nutmeg, but I can assure you that the ground nutmeg does work. I returned to my dorm and tried to convince one of my dorm mates into trying the nutmeg with me. Ultimately I could not convince anyone and ended up just taking it by myself. I poured out about half of the ground nutmeg, which is about one point zero six ounces or thirty grams of the ground nutmeg. I then took a piece of computer paper, ripped it in half from left to right, like a `hamburger fold' but ripped in half on the fold. After that I folded one of the pieces from left to right like a `hotdog fold', and poured a little ground nutmeg in the center of the fold. The paper will act like a guide when pouring the nutmeg similar to the thing on the cement truck that guides the cement from the truck to the ground. I then got a water bottle, tilted my head back, and poured a little water into the back of my mouth. I finally took the folded piece of paper with the nutmeg on it, held it over my mouth, and titled it until the nutmeg slide off the paper and into the back of my mouth landing on top of the water. I then swallowed the whole mass like swallowing a big pill. I repeated this process of tilting my head back, pouring a little water into the back of my mouth, using the paper to slide a little bit of ground nutmeg into the back of my mouth on top of the water, and finally swallowing the whole mass at once like swallowing a big pill, until all the nutmeg is ingested. I had finally ingested all one point zero six ounces, which is equal to thirty grams, of nutmeg. I was on an empty stomach so I was kind of worried that I might get sick, so I ended up getting something to eat an hour later and thankfully I never got sick.
According to almost all of the reports I read the effects of the nutmeg will take between five to eight hours to kick in, so I ingested it about twelve o'clock noon so that it would kick in later that night. About fifteen minutes after ingesting the nutmeg I thought I kind of started to feel a little something, but was not one hundred percent sure if I was feeling anything at all. I felt like this for about six and a half hours. It has now been six and a half hours since first ingesting the nutmeg adding up to being about six thirty at night. The full effects of the nutmeg now hit me. I first felt really cold, but I am not sure whether it was the nutmeg that made me cold or because it was sixty five degrees in my dorm. Either way at about six thirty at night the coldness suddenly goes away, my heart starts beating really fast, and I can feel blood rushing to my head. Then slowly I started to feel like I was high. In about a half an hour later I felt the full effects of the nutmeg. It ends up feeling like you are really super stoned. I had treble holding conversations and stumbled a little when I walked. I lied down on my bed and started watching some television. Every time the shows I watched went on commercial I would totally forget what I was watching. I also had treble reading text and sound seemed to surround me when I closed my eyes. I could not concentrate on any thing so I was kind of lost and I could not think of something to do. I finally got tired around ten o'clock at night and ended up going to sleep. There is another side effect that occurs and strengthens my claim that states nutmeg as being legal marijuana. I don't know about other people, but when I am on weed I have treble to pee and so the same problem was experienced after taking the nutmeg. The nutmeg gave me the exact same effect as if I had just smoked a lot weed.
I woke up the next day at about one thirty in the afternoon and felt like shit. I had a really bad hangover that felt as if I had drank a fifth of vodka the night before. I felt so bad that I had to take thirty milligrams of adderall to feel better. I felt kind of woozy and strange the rest of the day, but was able to pee again. It took me a whole day to recover, but finally on the second day after taking the nutmeg I felt somewhat normal and returned to my usual drug habits. Over all I found out that eating a lot of nutmeg will give you the same effects as weed, but you will get a bad hangover in the morning. It's worth trying at least once, but I would not want to try it a second time because I can take other drugs to get high that will not give me a bad hangover in the morning. If you plan on trying nutmeg just remember that you can overdose on it and die, so eat no more than thirty grams your first time. I also recommend just purchasing the ground nutmeg instead of whole nutmegs unless you have a scale that measures in grams, a grinder or a cheese grader, and finally a lot of time to waste grading thirty grams of nutmeg. Have fun and stay alive.