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How to Make Crack Like a Drug Dealer

by abcdrian

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So do you want me to tell you or show you how to do it?

Here is what you do.

Get a small jar, like a double serving baby food jar. Fill it 1/3 with water, about an ounce or so. Make sure you have at least a gram of coke, better to have an eighth of an ounce (3.5g) put this in the water. Put in an equal amount of baking soda. Stir it up. When it's all dissolved (it might still be cloudy), put the UNCAPPED jar in the microwave. Zap it for one minute or so, until it boils for a sec. Keep an eye on it so it doesn't boil over.

Now is when you need to be patient. Swirl the water gently as it cools. Be careful, the glass will be hot. You willl see an oily yellowish substance on top. Eventually it will clump together and sink to the bottom. When this happens let it sit for 5-10 minutes. Test the water with your finger, when it is lukewarm give it another swirl. The lump should come loose from the bottom, if it wasn't already. If it still seems soft, wait a little longer. Eventually it should be hard enough to pick out.

If you have done this before, you might be tempted to rush the above step by using ice or some other method. DON'T. Be patient, and you will be rewarded with a nice solid rock instead of a bunch of pebbles.

When you are done, add a little more water and baking soda and repeat to make sure that you did not leave substance dissolved. If you did it right, you won't get anymore. This step can be eliminated after you get more experienced.

Get a glass tube, like a pipe stem. Get some copper "chore boy" scrubbers. (like copper wool) Cut off a small piece of the chore boy and burn it over a lighter flame to get rid of any residue from manufacturing.

Cool it down under the tap, and roll it into a small ball that fits in the end of your glass tube. Break off a small (half of a split pea) piece of the stuff you just made. Smoke it. You're trying to evaporate it, not burn it, so hit slow and easy. Hold it and blow it out through your nose.

If you burn the pipe replace the chore boy.

Be careful. This stuff is habit forming, though not like Tina. (Stay away from Tina!)

Try not to do it if you have to go outside or deal with anyone. It will fuck up your usually good judgement until you come down. Really. Do not offer any to people on the street. That girl over there does NOT want to have sex with you.

When you run out of stuff, take a vicodin, or drink a few gulps of Nyquil and go to sleep.

Don't let it creep into your weeks if you're working. Do not take this stuff if you have to deal with anyone who isn't cool. The urge to do more is VERY strong for a couple of hours, and this is why people do shit that gets them busted when they are on crack. Once it wears off or you've slept a little you will be fine, and you won't have to worry.

Sometimes you will dream about smoking it, that's a little weird. Keep it under control.

Enjoy. Let me know if I can help more.

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