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Ah spring! It was the kind of day where the air is so humid you
can cut it with a knife. I had just come back from lunch with my
friends and was still joking about our co-worker Ralph's dress
habits. He says he was a nerd in high school, but that he is not
anymore. But just looking at him in his shorts and pink shirt,
trying to be cool, you can tell he lives, eats, and breathes com-
puters. Not that he's disagreeable, but he just seems very naive
and tries too hard to fit in.
As we went up the stairs to get back to work, Eva came down. The
air conditioning in the building was always cranked, and Eva's
nipples were responding by showing through her blouse. If ever
there was a woman that could stop traffic, she was it: shoulder
length blonde hair, dark complexion, and brown eyes. She looked
particularly good in the red blouse and black skirt that she wore
As we passed, she smiled and said, "Hello." Her smile was wonder-
ful, flashing white teeth behind full lips. It was the perfect
compliment to her round face.
The afternoon passed with the usual meetings and kibitzing around
the coffee maker. As 5:00 approached, Ted called me into his of-
fice. All of the offices had windows into the adjoining offices,
so we called them fish bowls. Most people had posters or some-
thing blocking the window so that you didn't feel like you were
on display. Ted had a PC on his desk and wanted to show me some
pictures he had gotten off of the network. He told me to close
the door, and then he brought up a picture of a brunette wearing
only a bikini bottom, her top dangling from her upturned hand.
Childish as this may seem, there is an odd pleasure in viewing
naughty pictures on company equipment during office hours. Ted
said he had two more, one was a crotch shot and the other was a
poor resolution photo of woman in a nightgown.
"Are you Catholic?" Ted asked.
"I used to be," I said.
"Catholic boys always seem more interested in dirty pictures," he
said. Perhaps that was it.
"Going home, now?" Ted asked.
"No, I have some files to change before I go. P.A. wants the
changed in by Friday."
"Who is P.A.?" said Ted.
"Potato chip ass? Our boss, Chuck. Don't you think he walks
around like he has a potato chip up his ass and he is trying not
to break it?"
Ted laughed. "I never thought of it that way."
"See you tomorrow, then," I said and left.
I worked at my desk until about 7:00, and then got up to leave.
The building was nearly empty, I think everyone wanted to get
home on such a hot day. As I passed Ralph's office, I heard bits
of conversation. I would not have paid any attention, but I want-
ed to give him a hard time about being a nerd for staying so
late. When I went to open the door, the voice I heard was Eva's.
What was she doing with Ralph, I wondered. So I stopped and
"Do you have a girlfriend?" Eva asked.
"No. We broke up about a year ago," answered Ralph.
"What was she like?" Eva's voice had a strange sound to it, al-
most a combination of sympathy and strain.
"She was tall and very smart. I think that is why she dumped me.
She said I was not interesting enough for her. She went to Cali-
fornia 3 months after we split." Ralph sounded very bitter.
I did not want to be seen in the hallway, listening at Ralph's
door, so I went into the next office. It was dark, the occupant
long gone. There was the usual window between the two offices,
which Ralph had put a bookcase against to get some privacy. How-
ever, the bookcase was slightly smaller than the window, and I
could see Ralph sitting on his desk, with Eva standing two feet
in front of him. I knew I would not be seen, because the office I
was in was dark, and Ralph's was brightly lit.
"I don't think you're uninteresting," continued Eva. This made my
eyebrows raise. Ralph? Interesting? When a friend came in from
out of town recently, he took him to the health club. Not my idea
of showing a friend the hot spots.
"You must have some interests besides work," continued Eva.
"Well, I like to listen to music."
"A little bit of everything; rock, blues, jazz, whatever."
"What else do you do?" Eva asked coyly.
"Watch TV. 'Night Court', 'Thirty-something', you know..." Ralph
began to look nervous.
Just then Eva did something that startled me so much I almost
cried out. She reached over and began stroking Ralph's crotch.
Ralph nearly jumped a foot.
"Just relax. Do you want me to stop?" Eva said.
"Well, this is hardly the place. What if someone sees us?" I
couldn't help snickering.
Eva cooed into his ear, "My you're big. Shouldn't we release John
Thomas from his shackles?"
"But... I don't think... that... would be such a..... good idea,"
Ralph stammered, obviously not concentrating very hard on what he
was saying. I could see he was excited, his dick straining
against his pants.
"Sure it is. Let me unzip you." Eva slowly unzipped Ralph's
pants, then undid the snap. "Stand up," she said.
Ralph stood up. Why wasn't I the one in there with Eva? By this
time, I had quite a hardon myself.
Eva pulled down his pants, and tapped each leg to tell him to
step out of them. She had to take of his shoes to get his pants
off, and he put his hand on her shoulder for support as he bal-
anced on one leg. Then she wrapped her arms around him, and
snaked her hands down his back and into his underwear. She kissed
him long and hard while she massaged his buns. As she broke the
kiss, she moved her hands down his legs, taking his underwear
with them. She took his underwear and flung it into the corner
with a sly grin.
They both laughed as they hugged and kissed again, this time he
ground his hips against her pelvis. When the stopped kissing, she
told him to sit back on his desk. Then she took off his shirt.
"Are you cold?" she asked.
"No. You are making me very warm," he replied.
"Good. Then this should make you warmer." She bent down and very
softly kissed the head of his dick.
"You must be ticklish there," she laughed. "Your balls bounced up
Then she cradled his balls in her hands and began licking his
shaft. Up and down she went, then she took each of his balls into
her mouth and sucked ever so gently. He closed his eyes as she
put her hand on his ass and put the tip of his dick into her
mouth. I could see her tongue licking farther down his penis.
Then she took a little more of it into her mouth, and moved her
head up and down. He tightened his butt muscles, and tried to
push farther into her mouth, as if he was fucking her face. Then
she slowly pulled off his dick and smiled at him.
"Now it's your turn," Ralph said.
"No, that's all you get," she said, and stood and crossed her
"Fair is fair. Come here and let me kiss you."
"Okay, but I don't want to it to go too far."
"I promise," he said reasurringly, as he took her into his arms.
When he kissed her, he put one arm around her shoulder, and the
other he put on her ass, just like she had done. I hoped that he
would talk her into fucking; I would love to see those tits.
Ralph began to slip his hand up her blouse, but he kept kissing
her so that would not notice. She did not seem to mind. Then I
saw him trying to undo her bra strap. I think at that point I was
more apprehensive about his success than he was.
He seemed as smooth as silk as he brought his other hand around
to help, but just then she stepped back and said with a
mischievious expression, "Naughty, naughty. We will have none of
"Easy for you to say. You still have all of your clothes on and
I'm in my birthday suit." She did not take that as a reasonable
argument. "Okay, okay, you win. I will let you go. Just one more
kiss, though. Deal?"
Then Ralph approached her and reached around to unzip her skirt.
She tried to step to back and said, "Wait! You said just one
"Yes, but I didn't say where," Ralph said with a touch of
"That doesn't count."
"Sure it does. A deal is deal. You agreed to it."
"I guess I did." With that, she stood passively and allowed him
to remove her skirt. Her blouse was long enough that it covered
her panties, but I could see that instead of the usual pantyhose,
she had on the old fashioned kind with a garter belt. If Ralph
was surprised, he didn't show it.
"These, too," he said, tugging at her panties. She obliged by
unsnapping the hose from her garter and stepping out of her pan-
ties. She was going to remove her garter belt and hose, but
Ralph said, "Leave those. Now put your arms up."
She lifted her arms and as she did, her blouse went up enough so
that I could see a perfect triangle of brown hair. Her legs were
apart just I little, and I imagined my hard cock between them.
From her tan lines, I could tell that she wore a French cut
bikini when sunbathing. Ralph undid the first two buttons on her
blouse, then pulled the whole thing over her head. Her breasts
were bigger than I had imagined, and they seemed to push to get
out of her bra. They were stretched against her chest because she
had her arms up in the air still, and I could just see the dark
aureole through the lace on the top of her bra. As he reached her
to undo the snap, she slowly lowered her arms over his shoulders.
He took his time with the snap, and after a few seconds began to
nibble on her ear. She had been keeping her pelvis away from his,
but now she pressed it against his and began rubbing his dick
with her muff.
When at last her bra was undone, he moved his hands down to her
ass and squeezed. She closed her eyes and pressed her hips harder
against his. He reached down and pulled her left leg up and put
her foot on a chair. Then he reached around from behind to tickle
her vagina with his fingers. She opened her mouth just a little
then and her expression changed to complete relaxation.
He pulled away a little to let her bra off, and she let it drop
to the floor. He breasts were very firm for their size, and the
nipples were erect. She put her arms around his shoulders again
and pressed her breasts against his chest. I could see the sides
of them squished out from between the couple.
Ralph rubbed her vagina for a little longer, then he bent his
knees so that the head of his penis was right between her legs.
He said, "Here is the kiss I promised you."
He opened his mouth slightly and tugged at her lips with his
teeth. Then he planted his mouth firmly on hers, at the same he
put his dick into her, slowly at first, an inch at a time, until
with one strong thrust it was all inside her. She broke the kiss
and put her head back, her blonde hair falling away from her
face. Ralph moved one hand from her ass and put it on her
breasts, massaging the nipple between his fingers and pressing
the palm of his hand against her breast.
His other hand continued to massage her vagina and the sensitive
skin between her vagina and her asshole. She bent her knee and
rocked with the motion, driving her hips farther onto his dick.
She reached down and grabbed his ass, and pulled him into her as
far as she could on each stroke.
They rocked back an forth like for another minute, then she said,
"This is not comfortable, let's find a different position."
He pulled out and his dick was shiny with her juices. She took
her leg off of the chair and stretched it.
"Turn around," Ralph ordered. She turned around and put her hands
flat on the desk. She stuck her ass out into the air for easy ac-
cess. Ralph ran his fingers up her legs, beginning at her knees,
caressing the top of her hose, and then cupping her vagina in his
hand. She rocked her pelvis back and forth against his hand, and
then he reached around and touched her dangling breasts. He mas-
saged her breasts for a while, as he moved his dick back and
forth in the crack of her ass. Then he bent his knees and put his
dick back into her cunt. She pushed her hips out against his, to
take as much of him into her as she could. He began rocking, with
each thrust his knees getting straight.
He wrapped his arms around her stomach, then moved one hand up to
her breasts and the other down to her clitoris. Their motions be-
came quicker. Eva reached underneath and tickled his balls. He
moved both hands up and squeezed her breasts. Then he got very
tense and moaned, his semen shooting up into her, filling her
with warm rush.
She said, "Stay in me for a while."
Ralph remained inside her while she massaged her clitoris. He
rubbed her ribs and breasts, slowly at first, then harder as she
approached climax. He was squeezing both of her breasts when she
stood on her tiptoes and cried out.
"Shhhhh!" Ralph hissed, then laughed. Her face was flushed, and
she looked like she did not expect her orgasm to be that strong.
Ralph pulled out from her, and his dick was relaxed. He had obvi-
ously had a good time.
"That was quite some kiss," she said as she stood up. She turned
around and they embraced again. Then they both started to get
"I hope no one heard us," Eva said. She looked concerned.
"Oh, don't worry about it. So what if they did?" Ralph said.
"I guess you're right. Would you like to get some ice cream?"
"Sure!" They finished dressing and left the room.
I sat in the dark for a few minutes longer, amazed by what I had
When I got home that evening, I gave my wife a very passionate
"What brought this on?" she asked, while hugging me.
"I just thought I'd tell you how much I love you."
"That's sweet. What happened at work today, dear?"
"Oh, nothing," I lied. But I had a good feeling about what would