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The Enigma
2008-05-30, 21:24
So recently i've heard that theres a way to "grow" meth. It kindof follows the same principal as growing salt crystals on a string. I was wondering if anyone was familiar with this and knew of a good method or recipe.

stupid noob
2008-05-30, 21:27
Don't feed the trolls.

Geeksta
2008-05-30, 21:30
the last step in cooking it is kind of similar, im sure its just as difficult.

Geeksta
2008-05-30, 21:37
its called easter bunny meth, mix some concoction in a container, seal it and let a string hang into it, it will grow on the strings. prob not even real.

aliveupboy
2008-05-30, 21:54
No man, heres how you do it. You get some weed plants growing and when there 3 weeks old you water them with a combination of meth and gasoline solution. It should be a bout a cup of gas and a gram of meth, trust me it really works, then weed adapts and in place of thc it makes meth shards i swear to god this works.

mahatmaganja420
2008-05-30, 23:15
People are fucking stupid... A while ago there was a rumor that you could grow a PLANT containing Meth as an active alkaloid... But supposedly it couldn't be harvested in any decent way, in any decent amount. I don't even personally believe the plant exists. As for "growing" meth on a string like rock candy... That's just retarded. It doesn't make sense! From a chemistry stand point, it only ends up as crystals when you TURN IT INTO CRYSTALS! They don't just precipitate out of water. You'd need to add Hydrochloric acid or something to the freebase and yadda yadda, I'm not going to get into it on TOTSE (99% of you wouldn’t understand even if I did)...
Also, as for anyone who ever mentions ANYTHING about a method for making tweek that involves all one container or the "one pot shot" or whatever you want to call it... DON'T EVER EVEN READ THIS METHOD!!! This was a bullshit trick some people came up with that really just ends up blowing up and hurting/killing you, and/or destroying lots of property. It's stupid. Don't do it. In fact, don't make meth at all, ever, no matter how you do it. And don't ever USE meth at all, no matter what. Don't even be around or talk to people who use meth. They're nothing but trouble... If they aren't lying sacks of shit planning on fucking you over in one way or another, then they'll end up getting you screwed in a DIFFERENT way. For example, they are fucking cop magnets. Also, they tend to do lots of stupid shit, which could put your life in danger. Etc etc...
In general, tweekers are just stupid and bad news... They should all have their own island in the ocean, out in the middle of no where... All tweekers should be FORCED to live on that island. On that island, they can do ANYTHING they want, for all I give a fuck. They can manufacture, and sell, and use as much as they want. They can have huge gay orgies for all I give a fuck, as long as they're trapped there and can't affect me, my life, or ANYONE I knows life in ANY way. [/rantabouthowtweekerssuck]

Darkus
2008-05-30, 23:36
http://www.exploratorium.edu/cooking/candy/recipe-rockcandy.html

The Doc
2008-05-31, 00:19
When I was in second grade, I grew borax crystals on a string using 20 mule team borax. Won the science fair that year.

Peace.

JoePedo
2008-05-31, 00:25
People are fucking stupid... A while ago there was a rumor that you could grow a PLANT containing Meth as an active alkaloid... But supposedly it couldn't be harvested in any decent way, in any decent amount. I don't even personally believe the plant exists.

Well, if by "meth" you mean l-beta-hydroxydextromethamphetamine... which I was hoping this thread would be about... then... ;)

You're probably referencing the oft-disputed finding of 0.0001% methamphetamine or so in some species of acacia... which is sort of underinteresting outside a scientific curiosity.

So recently i've heard that theres a way to "grow" meth. It kindof follows the same principal as growing salt crystals on a string. I was wondering if anyone was familiar with this and knew of a good method or recipe.

1. Fill jar with water.

2. Add ounce of meth.

3. Tie string to pencil.

4. Put pencil on open jar, with string in water.

5. Let evaporate for a week.

Have fun!

Chemical Eudaemonia
2008-05-31, 00:47
People are fucking stupid... A while ago there was a rumor that you could grow a PLANT containing Meth as an active alkaloid... But supposedly it couldn't be harvested in any decent way, in any decent amount. I don't even personally believe the plant exists. As for "growing" meth on a string like rock candy... That's just retarded. It doesn't make sense! From a chemistry stand point, it only ends up as crystals when you TURN IT INTO CRYSTALS! They don't just precipitate out of water. You'd need to add Hydrochloric acid or something to the freebase and yadda yadda, I'm not going to get into it on TOTSE (99% of you wouldn’t understand even if I did)...
Also, as for anyone who ever mentions ANYTHING about a method for making tweek that involves all one container or the "one pot shot" or whatever you want to call it... DON'T EVER EVEN READ THIS METHOD!!! This was a bullshit trick some people came up with that really just ends up blowing up and hurting/killing you, and/or destroying lots of property. It's stupid. Don't do it. In fact, don't make meth at all, ever, no matter how you do it. And don't ever USE meth at all, no matter what. Don't even be around or talk to people who use meth. They're nothing but trouble... If they aren't lying sacks of shit planning on fucking you over in one way or another, then they'll end up getting you screwed in a DIFFERENT way. For example, they are fucking cop magnets. Also, they tend to do lots of stupid shit, which could put your life in danger. Etc etc...
In general, tweekers are just stupid and bad news... They should all have their own island in the ocean, out in the middle of no where... All tweekers should be FORCED to live on that island. On that island, they can do ANYTHING they want, for all I give a fuck. They can manufacture, and sell, and use as much as they want. They can have huge gay orgies for all I give a fuck, as long as they're trapped there and can't affect me, my life, or ANYONE I knows life in ANY way. [/rantabouthowtweekerssuck]

lolz you don't know shiiiit.

mahatmaganja420
2008-05-31, 01:00
Haha... ok... Whatever you say; because your opinion on my knowledge matters to me.

stupid noob
2008-05-31, 01:00
Mahatmafag comes out of hiding only to make an ass of himself. Does that mean 6 more weeks of winter?

Chemical Eudaemonia
2008-05-31, 01:05
Haha... ok... Whatever you say; because your opinion on my knowledge matters to me.

lolz you suck

mahatmaganja420
2008-05-31, 01:07
Haha... You're childish "insults" are laughable... It's funny how those of you who clearly know nothing try to tell me I'm wrong. BUT, you can't even point out anything about my post that's wrong... You just say randomly vague things like, "You're an idiot" or "You're an asshole" or "You don't know what you're talking about." or "You're wrong". Go ahead, tell me what about my post is incorrect. Go for it.

silverballs
2008-05-31, 01:15
Well, in the interests of equality and such, you were wrong to call all tweakers "nothing but trouble".

mahatmaganja420
2008-05-31, 01:21
Actually, you're wrong in telling me I'm wrong about that. See, where as I TRULY feel that to be a FACT, I don't have any scientific data. Because of this, I'm sure many of you won't believe me. However, this doesn't matter. At the end of the day that statement, or the opposite, are both statements of opinion. Thusly, it can never be wrong or right. Is that is though? Is that the only thing anyone can point out as being “wrong” with my statement? Pft. People wonder why I get upset dealing with the children of Totse. They can’t even carry a mature conversation when they’re the ones who start it. The second you say something they don’t like, no matter how factual it is, they get their training bras in bunches. Then they start spouting off inane gibberish and childish “insults” to inflate their e-penis while ATTEMPTING to make me look bad; and succeeding in just the opposite.

stupid noob
2008-05-31, 01:24
Actually, you're wrong in telling me I'm wrong about that. See, where as I TRULY feel that to be a FACT, I don't have any scientific data. Because of this, I'm sure many of you won't believe me. However, this doesn't matter. At the end of the day that statement, or the opposite, are both statements of opinion. Thusly, it can never be wrong or right. Is that is though? Is that the only thing anyone can point out as being “wrong” with my statement? Pft. People wonder why I get upset dealing with the children of Totse. They can’t even carry a mature conversation when they’re the ones who start it. The second you say something they don’t like, no matter how factual it is, they get their training bras in bunches. Then they start spouting off inane gibberish and childish “insults” to inflate their e-penis while ATTEMPTING to make me look bad; and succeeding in just the opposite.lol again

Chemical Eudaemonia
2008-05-31, 01:27
Haha... You're childish "insults" are laughable... It's funny how those of you who clearly know nothing try to tell me I'm wrong. BUT, you can't even point out anything about my post that's wrong... You just say randomly vague things like, "You're an idiot" or "You're an asshole" or "You don't know what you're talking about." or "You're wrong". Go ahead, tell me what about my post is incorrect. Go for it.

throw another autistic fit plz, it makes me lolz

Chemical Eudaemonia
2008-05-31, 01:27
Actually, you're wrong in telling me I'm wrong about that. See, where as I TRULY feel that to be a FACT, I don't have any scientific data. Because of this, I'm sure many of you won't believe me. However, this doesn't matter. At the end of the day that statement, or the opposite, are both statements of opinion. Thusly, it can never be wrong or right. Is that is though? Is that the only thing anyone can point out as being “wrong” with my statement? Pft. People wonder why I get upset dealing with the children of Totse. They can’t even carry a mature conversation when they’re the ones who start it. The second you say something they don’t like, no matter how factual it is, they get their training bras in bunches. Then they start spouting off inane gibberish and childish “insults” to inflate their e-penis while ATTEMPTING to make me look bad; and succeeding in just the opposite.

lol what? lay off the stupid pillz