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themetalmessiah
2008-12-07, 17:15
Does anyone have a good line to tell doctors so that they can get a rx for lortabs? Or, is there a certain chain of medical places (like American Family care for example) that is good to get an rx?

Thanks in advance.

TCStyle
2008-12-07, 17:28
My appendix exploded so I went in an tried that angle and after two surgeries in 48 hours I was prescribed 80 10mg loratabs!

themetalmessiah
2008-12-07, 17:37
That's all well and good, but what about for those of us who haven't had that happen to us?

beergoggles
2008-12-07, 17:41
Yeah, don't do this. It just makes it harder for everybody else to get the pain relief they need, and there will most likely be a lot of expensive tests that will waste your time and the doctor's time. If you're on free medicare PLEASE DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS! Think about the other people who NEED your slot and might be having to wait for treatment because some asshole is making a weak attempt at getting a few lortab.

Just buy them off the street and you'll save money and time in the long run. Oh yeah, and you'll actually be successful at getting the drugs. We here on totse don't take kindly toward doctor shopping.

themetalmessiah
2008-12-07, 17:42
Well I do not know how to go about finding a local dealer. Care to provide any insight?

stfumofoz
2008-12-07, 17:42
Hypochondriasis... that's a brilliant idea! I think I'm going to have to try that one.

beergoggles
2008-12-07, 17:58
Well I do not know how to go about finding a local dealer. Care to provide any insight?

Dude, are you in high school? I found my first OCs when talking about them to friends. Turns out my friend could get them through some dishonest means. I found my best connections working in local restaurants and doing telemarketing. Places where there are a lot of high school drop-outs in dead-end jobs make for great drug finding locations.

It sounds like you're young and naive to the drug scene. If you do smoke weed ask some of your pothead friends about it. Just keep trying and eventually you will be successful. Just be careful who you talk to and make sure you are familiar with what lortabs generally look like.

modega
2008-12-07, 23:30
To get a prescription to opiates you need an extensive medical history showing you suffer from chronic pain or a crooked doctor. Is there anything actually wrong with you to warrant this medication, or do you just want it for a buzz?

Getting decent opiates isn't easy. It took me years to build my way up to getting roxicodone after a spinal injury. It isn't easy to get any decent opiate for an extensive time frame without a sufficient cause for them. So, it is a lost cause if you are healthy. Just give it up, and as others have said, people like you trying to lie to doctors and scam them out of medication makes it incredibly harder for people with just cause to get what they need prescribed.

If it was that easy to get medicine from a doctor, than everyone would be doing it, and street price for oxycontin wouldn't be as crazily high as it is right now. So, give it up until you have a REAL injury.

jamaica0535
2008-12-07, 23:58
i know of some people who have some fake x-rays and a crooked doctor.... they get oxy from that...

stab yourself in the hand with a knife and go to the emergency room... that will get you pain killers...

hedblown
2008-12-08, 00:24
um why do you want specifiacly lortabs? what about norcos i meen those are way better.

also do you even know what a lortab is?

well it is hydrocodone. usually 10mgs. but then again i just got some 7.5/500 lortabs. so that just goes out the door.

lostmyface
2008-12-08, 01:31
That's all well and good, but what about for those of us who haven't had that happen to us?

hit your self in the appendix until it ruptures

Piles Of Crack
2008-12-08, 02:53
hit your self in the appendix until it ruptures

I bet most of BLTC would do this for a 60 count Lortab script.

koko47879
2008-12-08, 05:45
um why do you want specifiacly lortabs? what about norcos i meen those are way better.

also do you even know what a lortab is?

well it is hydrocodone. usually 10mgs. but then again i just got some 7.5/500 lortabs. so that just goes out the door.

Norcos and Lortabs are the same thing. You really shouldn't be giving advice if you have no idea what you're talking about.

vilbe
2008-12-08, 05:52
get hit by a bus.....


or become doctor house...

Piles Of Crack
2008-12-08, 13:43
or become doctor house...

I love that show for whatever reason.

AlittleLESSteeth
2008-12-08, 17:25
a little off topic but my appendix started swelling a couple weeks ago, and in the hospital they were feeding me shit-tons of morphine, but only gave me tramadol after..but like everyone else said, don't rip off the docs. A doc can usually tell who is in pain, and who isn't. Now, adhd on the otherhand is easily fake-able and given the right doc can getcha some decent amps.

hedblown
2008-12-08, 17:38
um norcos are not the same thing. norcos have less apap in them so shut the fuck up retard.

Punk_Rocker_22
2008-12-08, 18:17
Well I do not know how to go about finding a local dealer. Care to provide any insight?

Step 1) Live in a city (any city will do)
Step 2) Look like a junkie (beard, dreadlocks, ect)

There is no step 3. I can't count the number of time dealers have just come up to me and tried to sell me hash or shrooms.

Better method is find a friend who smokes pot, ask him to introduce you to his dealer. You get more reliable dealers that way because they're actually interested in maintaining a client base.

But yea, don't abuse your insurance, and hydrocodone is addictive as shit, stay away from that stuff.

AstronomyDomine
2008-12-08, 19:11
I got a nasty burn on my hand recently and the Doc gave me a shot of Diluated, 8 10mg generic oxycodone, and a bottle of Lortab. Sweet. Oh, except my hand was fucked up and before those meds I was experiencing crazy fucking pain. But boy oh boy did they fuck me up.

Also, Vilbe, congrats on the mod status, haven't logged in in a while. Are you going to be in Madison at all in the next month?
That is all.

Aces N 8S
2008-12-08, 23:09
People who fake pain for drugs are fucking scum and deserve to burn to death slowly.

The thousands of kidiots trying to con their doctors into giving them vicodin are the reason myself and others on this board have endured years of untreated pain.

If you go through with this then i honestly hope you suffer horrible pain while your doctor refuses to prescribe you medication like we have.

mr_whackamole
2008-12-09, 02:48
Dude, are you in high school? I found my first OCs when talking about them to friends. Turns out my friend could get them through some dishonest means.

Well, as far as I can tell, any OC pills are coming from someone who went doctor shopping or someone who's stealing them from his poor grandmother. So why get upset at doctor shopping and at the same time endorse these vague "dishonest means"?

But please correct me if I'm wrong.