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ScaryDangerous
2007-10-04, 06:23
I'm a guy, and a lot of guys say that there isnt much enjoyment for them during dry humping, some say it actually hurts.

I enjoy it, is that normal? I think it feels better then oral, but i prefer oral because its hotter...

*Badmilk*
2007-10-04, 06:26
I wouldn't say it feels better than oral. But I fucking love it like as foreplay.

Miroba
2007-10-04, 06:40
its nowhere close to oral. i think its kinda a reflex. your hips automatically start thrusting when you get arroused, much like a dog, when the bitch pulls away, and hes still going at it.

genericwittyusername
2007-10-04, 06:42
I like it. It's fun. But it should lead to sex. Unless you're on x or something

MaddMan
2007-10-04, 06:46
It pisses me off and just gives me blue balls if it doesn't lead anywhere.

Invision
2007-10-04, 06:57
Friction burns suck... :(

Miroba
2007-10-04, 07:07
I like it. It's fun. But it should lead to sex. Unless you're on x or something

yes. must always lead to sex.

K Hole Gangster
2007-10-04, 07:30
I like dry humping. First girl I ever dry humped was so fucking good at it. She got really into it, too. No one has really satisfied me since with their dry humps.

BlackSails
2007-10-04, 07:46
Well I once came through dry humping, that felt good. No wait it felt disgusting, jizzing in my pants, but that act itself was good fun. She was also very good at it, moaning and all.

Dack9
2007-10-04, 08:30
Dry humping is strictly foreplay. Very strictly.

Sure, it's nice and all, when you don't/can't have her pants off just yet.

Jeans will fuck up your junk with no discretion. None whatsoever.

jca-
2007-10-04, 11:42
Dry humping quality depends on clothes worn and "groove" humped. It can be very painful (chaffing, tearing sensations etc), or very nice.

As has been said, it's a nice warm-up to fucking. But it can be good on it's own if sex isn't an option, though preferably with as few materials between cock and girl's skin as possible.

Lazarus
2007-10-04, 14:19
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my (dry) hump.

Zonko
2007-10-04, 14:25
I think even if you're not wearing boxers, in rough jeans, etc. the humping is worth the discomfort. It's a nice way to lead into things.

missing_cipher
2007-10-04, 14:52
In moderation. It can be painful in some cases. I like it, though.

Ricardo
2007-10-04, 15:59
No, if you lay around dry humping for more than one hour your balls will hurt as hell when you get up.|

Mantikore
2007-10-04, 16:29
^^ you dry humped for an hour?

Rykoshet
2007-10-04, 16:40
Silk boxers + dry humping = better than sex.

I don't own any silk boxers. The closest thing I have right now is underarmor boxers that I wear for rugby. And I don't to think about dry humping when I'm in a scrum.

SlapinFoFun
2007-10-04, 16:42
And I don't to think about dry humping when I'm in a scrum.



Then why'd you even bring it up?

Rykoshet
2007-10-04, 16:44
Then why'd you even bring it up?

that should read "Don't want to"

I brought it up because it's funny that the sexiest pair of boxers I currently own, get worn strictly to rugby games.

sirlicksalot
2007-10-04, 16:59
that should read "Don't want to"

I brought it up because it's funny that the sexiest pair of boxers I currently own, get worn strictly to rugby games.

Lol I love you. My ex boyfriend really liked it. He never complained that it was painful. Although, we didn't go at it like rabbits. You need to slow down if you are!

jca-
2007-10-04, 18:02
Lol I love you. My ex boyfriend really liked it. He never complained that it was painful. Although, we didn't go at it like rabbits. You need to slow down if you are!

...that's cos if it was painful he probably adjusted himself pretty quickly until it wasn't :)

gadzooks
2007-10-04, 18:02
Dry humping is actually done as a sexual act?

I've only ever dry humped someone (fully clothed, male or female) as a joke.

The thought of dry humping without clothes makes me shudder... God... wouldn't that, like.... feel weird? The rubbing of skin on skin? Ahhh...

gadzooks
2007-10-04, 18:03
Friction burns suck... :(

Yeah, that's what I would imagine would be the result...

ZeroMalarki
2007-10-04, 18:08
If it means I can get some sex soon after, yeah.

Khepri
2007-10-04, 18:20
My first boyfriend enjoyed it a bit too much.

sirlicksalot
2007-10-04, 18:34
...that's cos if it was painful he probably adjusted himself pretty quickly until it wasn't :)

You saying I'm bad? lol

MH-iforgotmypassword
2007-10-04, 20:42
Yeah. It's foreplay though.. I had one chick who loved it though. And it does get painful after a while, especially if its really forceful. That's when i switch over and use a hip. As long as she is distracted (kiss her) she can't really tell the difference between one hard lump and another. I think she might actually have enjoyed my hip better.....

jca-
2007-10-04, 22:56
You saying I'm bad? lol

lol maybe, I'll have to come to Rochester n check ;) /sleaze

soro_one
2007-10-05, 01:40
What the fuck? You people actually enjoy dryhumping? I would do it as a joke maybe.


YES I SAID YOU PEOPLE!

fat_people_suck
2007-10-05, 01:47
as foreplay yeah, and apparently I do it in my sleep too...

Kipperelly Slash/ed
2007-10-05, 02:49
Silk boxers + dry humping = better than sex.


Curiouser and curiouser. . .

mmm dry-humping = madd fun :D

ApocalypsePlease
2007-10-05, 03:14
No.

I seriously think that many girls have never heard of the concept of blue balls.

Rykoshet
2007-10-05, 03:37
Lol I love you. My ex boyfriend really liked it. He never complained that it was painful. Although, we didn't go at it like rabbits. You need to slow down if you are!

It's funny that only a few months ago you were calling me out on the fact that "I'd never be loved, die alone, never be with a woman, etc" and now all of a sudden you love me?

That's quite the change of heart.

genericwittyusername
2007-10-05, 04:22
It's funny that only a few months ago you were calling me out on the fact that "I'd never be loved, die alone, never be with a woman, etc" and now all of a sudden you love me?

That's quite the change of heart.

Dude, let e-wounds heal

Sick_Boy
2007-10-05, 04:27
I enjoy it. But I'm a girl. Oh well.

Rykoshet
2007-10-05, 05:48
Dude, let e-wounds heal

*pours e-honey on them*

ScaryDangerous
2007-10-05, 06:11
*pours e-honey on them*

e-tards

sirlicksalot
2007-10-05, 15:11
It's funny that only a few months ago you were calling me out on the fact that "I'd never be loved, die alone, never be with a woman, etc" and now all of a sudden you love me?

That's quite the change of heart.

We have our differences and I am willing to except that, but it doesn't change the fact tha you are still sarcastically
witty