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Old 04-29-2012, 05:03 AM
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Yeah so there's this guy I'm infatuated with who shall remain nameless. I don't want a whole Smithers/Mr Burns things going on; it needs to be mutual, so the other day I was like, "Hey chi, you like me brah?" and he just punched me in the jaw. How the fuck do I make him like me? No homo.
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Old 04-29-2012, 05:04 AM
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suck his dick
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Old 04-29-2012, 05:08 AM
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you disgust me
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Old 05-01-2012, 01:35 AM
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:16 AM
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Suck his cock.

Don't ask for permission, it won't work if you do.
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:19 AM
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Punch him in the face.
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:20 AM
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Punch him in the face.
This as well.

Before you suck him off, of course.
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:23 AM
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:32 AM
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:33 AM
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Buy him some new shoes and take him to dinner. If that doesn't work step it up to and iphone and then even a new car if you have to.
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:41 AM
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OK, before I clicked this link I assumed it was going to be a WAN thread.

FUCK.
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:50 AM
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Give him a roofie & when he's knocked the fuck out cold drag him home with you & strip him down naked & ass pack him. When he wakes up tell him he showed up at your place declaring his love for you, & at first you resisted but eventually he won your heart & your dick. Be sure to act all hurt & insulted that he doesn't remember.

Oh & btw expect a bill for $250.00 for this frickin great relationship advice...anyone else need help???
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:51 AM
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Suck his cock.

Don't ask for permission, it won't work if you do.
this

learn how to suppress your gag reflex so you can deep throat and use your throat muscles to do the suckling

makes guys melt
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Old 05-02-2012, 05:28 AM
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I don't want a whole Smithers/Mr Burns things going on.
Which one are you?

Either way, I don't support elderly sex or it's enablers.
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